Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 5
Turner & Sploosh 4
No, It's Snot! 4
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas!
Paranormal Crapper 3
That Sounds Kinda Rapey 2
Dirty Larry
NON 1st Negative Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl?
Chef Willie's Kitchen: "Murder Soup"
The Haunted Pastry
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time!
Bowels of Chaos
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Ice Spice
The TMFINR Lady
Jonathan Majors
Lauren Boebert
FIGHTS:
Greta Thunberg vs Captain Planet
Aaron Rodgers VS Jimmy Kimmel
Nicki Minaj VS Megan Thee Stallion
Burger King vs McDonalds vs Us
Nicki Minaj VS Cardi B
- The 2023 Booty Wars
2024 Wars competitors: Madonna, Kim K, Drake, Steamboat Willie, Megan Thee Stallion, Moana Male Model, Candace Owens, Doja Cat,
Jellyroll, Oprah, Kanye, Jake Paul
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS 2/16/24 -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
* Praphit has forbidden any one under the studio roof to even joke about buying Trump's golden sneakers.
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that... sometimes people go missing.)
*Praphit encourages rap beefs among coworkers.
*John Praphit, reportedly, has been trying to convince Flava Flav (affectionately known as "Uncle Flav", to come back to the rap game, so he can school these bi*ch a** ni**as on what time it is."
Weebly SUCKS - (yes OUR Weebly) for bending us over and having their way with us at the end of each month.
JD Vance is a bigot, a fraud, and a dork.
* Praphit declares that studio air and water are for earners.
*Praphit declares that Ingrid Andress' rendition of our National Anthem has ruined baseball for the rest of the season.
*And Jack Harlow is STILL ASS.
JulyRandyBattleofBanners
7/18/24 -
1) Soooooo, rooting for the harm/death of someone (like Trump) will not be tolerated here at Praphit Productions, buuuut wishing weird curses upon them is perfectly fine.
Which of these curses would work best for Trump?:
A) Every day stepping in dog poop?
B) Every day having his shoes stolen by the same hobo?
C) Never-ending farts?
D) Every time he goes to eat ice cream, it melts before he can enjoy it?
2) Who would make the best partner for Eminem?
A) Iggy Azalea?
B) Rihanna?
C) Nikki Glaser?
D) AOC?
3) Should Ben Affleck and Arod do beers on Friday's to therapeutically share war stories about JLo?
4) Would each story end with "but that ass tho... " *clink glasses*?
7/16/2 -
1) Presumed Innocent - Who Dun Dunit? - Who do you agree with?
A) ME (Praphit) - Rusty's son with his wife as an accomplice?
B) Whitney - Rusty's wife, with his son as an accomplice (kinda copying the Praphit, but whatever:) ?
C) Sam - Carolyn's son and Rusty's son?
D) Tim - The bartender who's banging Rusty's wife?
2) JD Vance had to do WHAT to get back into Trump's good graces after blasting him?
A) Something sexually gross with Trump?
B) Allow Trump to do something sexually gross with his wife?
C) Some sort of cult acts of humiliation led by MTG?
D) Something involving getting peed on? And someone whispering into his ear "You're our bitch now."
3) Did Amber Rose steal away your vote?
4) Did you know that RFK Jr is still running?
5) Ingrid Andress - A) You accept her apology and wish her success in rehab? B) You accept her apology and think that she did a damned good job singing the National Anthem considering that she was drunk, and therefore she might not need rehab?
C) Who is Ingrid Andress?
D) You do not accept her apology. As far as you're concerned, Ingrid Andress ruined baseball forever.
7/15/24 -
QOTD -
1) Are you able to eat something that is looking at you?
2) HIP HOP B-ball roster and comparisons:
Kendrick = Jaylen Brown,
J. Cole = Al Horford,
Drake = Rudy Gobert
Eminem = Nikola Jokic
Nicki Minaj = Luka (a bad bitch)
Yay? or Nay?
3) Do certain people look like they eat Gummy Bears?
4) Do you ever want a subdued Nic Cage?
5) Are you allowed to call your own kid an asshole?
7/3/24 -
CLOSED from now thru 7/7!
ENJOY THE WEEKEND!
Don't forget the Taco Bell Music Jammin Time tomorrow night :)
QOTD
1) Are people overreacting to OJ's shout out at the BET Awards?
2) Anything you can do, an 81 year old named Joe can do better - yay or nay?
3) Back in my day, all male gym teachers were physically and verbally abusive and all female gym teachers were lesbians - yay or nay?
4) Is water for earners?
5) Are Joe and Jill rockin that hickey lovin?
6) Would you like to get home safely to your family OR risk your safety doing some dumbass nigga shit like Rick Ross?
7) Better chance of ending this rapper beef? - Camila Cabello or Marlon Wayans?
7/2/24 -
QOTD
1) Did Disney miss an opportunity not using "The Pirates of The Caribbean" franchise to sell rum?
2) Is it common knowledge that pirates are rapey?
3) Joe Biden should A) step down? B) Get a new cocktail dealer? C) Lean into being old as dirt, and make it a positive? or D) Challenge Trump to a winner take all golf game, and hire whomever is the number one golfer in the world right now to rock a Mission Impossible style mask , and fill in for Joe, totally dominating?
4) Will Megan ever catch Nicki in artistry?
5) Will Megan ever catch Nicki in Bad-Bitchery?
6) Who is setting black people back more - Drake stans of Kendrick stans?
7/1/24 -
Reminder: The studio will be closed July 4th-7th.
Thanks! Much Love!
QOTD -
1) At what age do men stop caring about combing/brushing their hair?
2) Best way to explain Death to a kid? : A) Showing them a bug - "See that bug?? It's lively isn't it??" Then, smashing the bug with a hammer. "See that bug?? Not so lively anymore is it??"
B) Pointing at the kids mom. "See your mom over there?? She's lively isn't she?? (let me stop :) C) Sending Praphit to time out for that last joke?
or D) Watching any John Wick movie together, and comparing Keenu Reeves to the Angel of Death?
3) Is being nervous a good thing?
4) Which is worth more to a black artist - A Grammy or a BET Award?
5) Does Cricket deserve more respect?
6) Does Power Slap deserve more respect?
7) Which would make a better live-action movie Batman villain? - A) The Condiment King? B) Kite Man? C) Mad Hatter? or D) Man-Bat?
8) Is the moral of "Presumed Innocent" to make sure you always have a witness present for your adultery?
6/20/24 -
VACAY UNTIL THE 24TH.
PEACE!
6/19/24 -
FYI - Again, The Praphit will be on vacay for the rest of the week and weekend :) If you need assistance with anything Praphit Productions related, talk to Tim.
QOTD
1) What should you do when an officer pulls you over, and asks you if you've been drinking? - A) Tell the officer you've only had one martini? B) Tell the officer that you've never had any alcohol in your life... ever... cuz you're a good Christian... scouts honor?
or C) cry them a river?
2) Does Justin Timberlake look better in his rough, drug & alcohol induced mug shot than you've ever looked?
3) Should one of Kendrick Lamar's rapper names be "Captain Blackness"?
4) Praphit's Pick - Donkey Found
6/18/24 -
QOTD -
1) Who do you trust more with your McDonald's order? - AI? or some 20 year old named Todd?
2) Who would win in a fight between The Praphit (armed with a sword, shield, and explosive throwing stars, all made out of vibranium)? OR RoboRonald (The Bionic Clown)?
3) Is F.U. a mood? If so, should it be a character inside the head of that girl in the next "Inside Out" movie?
4) If so, who should voice them? - A) Sam L Jackson? B) Mr. Bean? or C) Neal DeGrasse Tyson?
5) (Check out Praphit News above)
6/17/24 -
QOTD -
1) Can you trust someone named "Wells Fargo"?
2) Which name for a bank, would you trust the most? - A) "Wankers National"? B) "Dough Safe"? or C) "Trust Us Wink Financial"?
3) When you think "Mouse Jiggler" you think A) One who feeds snakes? B) One who helps mice get unstuck out of tight spaces? or C) One who does something with mice that'll send them straight to Hell?
4) Is tickling allowed?
6/13/24 -
Bible Study is canceled tonight.
Sorry, but your praphit needs a night off.
I hope to see y'all this weekend.
Please share any insights or prayer requests there, or email me.
Peace.
6/7/24 -
PEOPLE!
Sorry for the lack of postage! I will address this tomorrow on PLW.
Thanks! Much love!
Maylastrandzofmmmchicken
5/30/24 -
QOTD -
1) What would be more impressive - getting the worms back into the can? or getting the cat back in the bag?
2) Is shame an illusion?
3) MORE SHAMEFUL LEAKS:
- Nudes? or Puking on a roller coaster; hitting people in the face with your juices?
- Vid of you getting beaten up by a 5 year old? or a vid of you picking your nose?
- Proof of you being a bad tipper? or a pic of you flipping off your grandmother?
4) Have those BTS boys even met each other?
5/29/24 -
QOTD
1) Could any artist featured on Sexyy Red's "U My Everything" have made that song any good?
2) What should Drake's next move be? - A) Make another album for The Dawgs? B) Make an album for the ladies? C) Do a record with Dj Khaled?
D) Send Sexyy Red over to Kendrick to sabotage him? or E) Go back to acting?
3) Would "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga" had done better at the box office if it had been an all black cast, starring Zendaya, directed by Tyler Perry?
4) Do you love a good saga?
5) Jeremy Renner is BACK - as Hawkeye. He always curses, never wears any pants, and only uses explosive arrows. Called "Hawkeye: F**king Sh*t up!" - Yay? or Nay?
5/28/24 -
QOTD -
1) Do you want some of my cheesy oatmeal?
2) When you think of GRITS, do you first think of A) Shrimp? B) Al Green? or C) Praphit's Cheesy Oatmeal?
3) Who should be the most offended by South Park's newest special? - A) The creators of Ozempic? B) Cereal Companies? C) Lizzo? or D) Pakistanis?
4) How should the Pope be punished? - A) Cancel him? B) Spank him? or C) Make him literally kiss the ass of the emperor of gay people (shout-out to South Park)?
5) Who should be the emperor of gay people?
6) Did "dork dick" go too far?
5/25/25 -
Praphit Day had some issues as many of y'all know.
My apologies.
BUT, we will gradually fix everything with (THE PRAPHITING :) running from now (every day) until everyone gets their due shine.
Lmk if there are any questions.
Also.... we're off for the next two days!
Much love!
Mayrandzbeatittinkitzpeoplewe'reinlove
5/15/24 -
QOTD -
1) Do you stand with Hammock Man?
2) Should Taylor Swift step in to put Chiefs kicker Harrison Butkiss (or whatever his last name is) in his place? OR should Taylor Swift put down her guitar and get into the kitchen?
3) Should Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, and Ben Shapiro team-up to buy Disney?
4) Would you trust Tinkerbell in the kitchen?
5) Would you buy a pair of "COVID FLIRT" sneakers?
5/14/24 -
QOTD -
1) Is Kendrick Lamar a bully?
2) Why is Katie Britt still allowed in front of microphones?
3) What hurts more - getting pelted by apples or oranges?
4) Was the author of "Alice in Wonderland" a pedophile?
5) Is it time for Asexuals to rise up and protest (Bumble App contro) ?
6) Which character probably has the best origin story? - A) The Cheshire Cat? B) The tardy ass white rabbit? C) The Mad Hatter? or D) Alice's sister whose drugs it was that Alice found to make that Wonderland story possible?
5/13/24-
HOLA! I see that Childish Gambino is gonna make me work harder this week.
The review is coming... at some point.
QOTD -
1) Are squares and rectangles the same bleeping thing no matter what the bleep these bleeping bleepers try to say?
2) Do you want your kids stroking the hair of their teachers?
3) Cardi B for president - yay? or nay?
4) Who would make the best Matrix couple to play Neo and Trinity (besides Keenu and Carrie)? - A) Will Smith & Margot Robbie? B) Kevin Hart & Tiffany Haddish?
C) Elliot Page & Gina Carano? or D) a chicken and a cow?