Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 5
Turner & Sploosh 4
No, It's Snot! 4
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas!
Paranormal Crapper 3
That Sounds Kinda Rapey 2
Dirty Larry
NON 1st Negative Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl?
Chef Willie's Kitchen
The Haunted Pastry
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time!
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Ice Spice
The TMFINR Lady
Jonathan Majors
Lauren Boebert
FIGHTS:
Greta Thunberg vs Captain Planet
Aaron Rodgers VS Jimmy Kimmel
Nicki Minaj VS Megan Thee Stallion
Burger King vs McDonalds vs Us
- The 2023 Booty Wars
2024 Wars competitors: Madonna, Kim K, Drake, Steamboat Willie, Megan Thee Stallion, Moana Male Model, Candace Owens, Doja Cat,
Jellyroll, Oprah, Kanye, Jake Paul
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS 2/16/24 -
* DC producer, Raze, may or may not be Marjorie Taylor Greene's side piece.
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit deems Pinky and the Brain as honorary black people
*Swizz Beatz was reportedly "ok" with Usher caressing his wife. The Praphit on the other hand WAS NOT.
* Praphit has forbidden any one under the studio roof to even joke about buying Trump's golden sneakers.
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that... sometimes people go missing.)
*And Jack Harlow is still ASS.
3/18/24 -
QOTD -
1) Would The Praphit just get out of control with a "300" style pit to kick the disobedient into?
2) Can anything good come from summoning the dead?
3) Do all reboots/remakes suck?
4) Do you want your NBA superstar listening to sad RnB after a tough loss?
5) Do all people talk sh*t about their boss?
6) Matthew McConaughey as Freddy Krueger - yay? or nay?
7) Does the movie "Looper" make sense?
8) Is chopping wood always sexy?
marchyrandyhowarddeany
3/6/24 -
QOTD -
1) Should Texas be the best new popular spot for Spring Break?
2) Would Nikki Haley have won if she had a penis? Or would Trump's penis still have taken her out?
3) Is David Hasselhoff still with us?
4) Do life guards age-out?
3/5/24 -
QOTD -
1) Are there any bad magicians in prison for successfully sawing a person in half?
2) Do you know why "Diarrhea Dwayne" was trending this week? If so, are you proud of that knowledge?
3) If you have billions of dollars and haven't even attempted to be Batman, are you doing it wrong?
4) If aliens officially contact us, and start parking in the air or seas or whatever/walking about... over or under 24 hours before we try to have sex with them?
3/4/24 -
NO JBBC this month! Going to focus more on the pub crawl next weekend :)
QOTD -
1) Does the WNBA need a Draymond Green?
2) If anything catches fire, is it time for a new one?
3) Have you ever wanted a cold, prickly, loving embrace from a giant , nosy, talking spider?
4) Does KY Rep Philip Pratt need a visit from our latest Horror sensation Mary "Peggin" Poppins?
5) Can the act of spanking be shown in children's shows?
6) Who's dropping a new album first - Cardi B? Rihanna? or Dr. Dre?
febR2wheredabootyat
QOTD -
2/21/24 -
QOTD -
1) Better choice to fight with in "Super Smash Bros" - Kirby or Jigglypuff?
2) Benzino! - WTH?
3) Has The Praphit had it all wrong all of these years about wanting love from others?? - is FEAR out of others where it's at?
4) Do you think Jonathan Majors would star in the work-in-progress film from Praphit Productions titled "Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wang"?
2/20/24 -
1) Does using a hard "Q" on the word "Quaker" make it a pejorative term?
2) Does Jodie Foster need a comic book movie franchise to be legit?
3) Which of these comic book characters would work best for Jodie?: Hawkgirl? Mama Mystique? or The new Queen of Wakanda?
4) Is reggae music alive and well in the US?
5) Should Taylor Swift make the shift into reggae?
6) Does Dakota Johnson need to get her ass back to America and answer for that horrible movie she made ("Madame Web")?
7) Which theme song kicks more ass - The X-Men 97 song? or the Voltron song?
2/19/24 -
QOTD -
1) Is "The Vince Staples Show" an homage to "Atlanta"? , Its own thing?, OR a straight up rip-off (tho I love it!:) ?
2) If Gangsta Silver showed up and demanded effort put into the All Star Game, or he'd make you choose between these three punishments - which would you choose?
- Adam giving you a face tat? Adam giving you a public enema? OR BJ for Adam?
3) Do you want a sequel to the movie "Thanksgiving"?
4) Should everyone on social media be ashamed of themselves?
5) Who's more like the devil - men or women?
6) Should our next Mushy Gushy Party be a Murder Mystery Party?
7) Is it normal for your partner to have a picture of your butt hole on their phone?
8) Can "Spreadie Gibbs" rebound from this embarrassment?
febweathersrandzwon
2/7/24 -
QOTD -
1) Does Jay-Z get chattier the longer his hair gets?
2) Are we really just going to let Travis Kelce take credit for the fade during BHM (a haircut that black people have been getting forever)?
3) Does anyone culturally appropriate as well as Miley Cyrus?
4) Should Brock Purdy receive 5 yard penalties throughout the Super Bowl for being boring?
5) Which of these is the best option for a dentist: A) Cocky, and sometimes good (satisfactory on average)? B) Sexy/Flirty, and terrible? C) Super-Judgmental, but always excellent? or D) Sadistic and Cheap?
2/6/24 -
QOTD -
1) Who the BLEEP is "The Pink Shirt Couple"?
2) Who needs to put their privates away more - Drake or Doja Cat?
3) Is Samantha the pervert of the studio?
4) Does ever good organization need a good pervert?
5) Is Samantha going to beat the Praphit's ass for posting these questions?
6) Does anybody want to go to vagina beach?
7) Why can't these questions be more wholesome?
8) Is Shane Gillis "That White Guy"?
2/5/24 -
GRAMMYS 2024 reaction!
QOTD -
1) Would you suck someone off for an award/special honor in your industry?
2) Is it weird to have Gospel Artists in the same arena of suck-offs as secular artists?
3) "F&*k'em!" - yay? or nay?
4) Is it possible to POLITELY tell someone to "BLEEP off"?
5) Did you ever confuse Carl Weathers with The Reading Rainbow Guy?
6) Who is the "Reading Rainbow Guy"? ---- A) The book guy? B) The drug guy? C) The gay guy? or D) Alfonso Ribeiro?
7) Is it a compliment to be called "the Willy Wonka" of any place?
8) Is it offensive for someone to say of someone else who was adopted - "Oh, you were adopted? Huh?? That's interesting." ?
9) Should the film "X" have been a comedy?