Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "Praphit Presents..." - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- every other Friday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 5
Turner & Sploosh 4
No, It's Snot! 4
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas!
Paranormal Crapper 3
That Sounds Kinda Rapey 2
Dirty Larry
NON 1st Negative Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl?
Chef Willie's Kitchen
The Haunted Pastry
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time!
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Ice Spice
The TMFINR Lady
Jonathan Majors
Lauren Boebert
FIGHTS:
Greta Thunberg vs Captain Planet
Aaron Rodgers VS Jimmy Kimmel
Nicki Minaj VS Megan Thee Stallion
Burger King vs McDonalds vs Us
- The 2023 Booty Wars
2024 Wars competitors: Madonna, Kim K, Drake, Steamboat Willie, Megan Thee Stallion, Moana Male Model, Candace Owens, Doja Cat,
Jellyroll, Oprah, Kanye, Jake Paul
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS 2/16/24 -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit deems Pinky and the Brain as honorary black people
* Praphit has forbidden any one under the studio roof to even joke about buying Trump's golden sneakers.
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that... sometimes people go missing.)
*Praphit challenges Katy Nichole to a cage match
*J.Cole rocks some seppuku action
*And Jack Harlow is still ASS.
MrMeeSeeks!
4/17/24 -
QOTD -
1) Does The Praphit live to rain on parades?
2) Do you want a thin Jelly Roll?
3) Will AI inevitably ruin music?
4) Does Jerrod Carmichael need to apologize to Dave AGAIN, and do it right this time?
5) Would a true friend inject you with botox... even though it might be fake?
6) Were Christian T-shirts ever cool?
7) Would "The Christian T-Shirt Killer" make for an awesome documentary?
4/16/24 -
QOTD
1) Did you know that hedgehogs are slow and lazy?
2) Which of these animals would work better as "Sonic"? - A) " Sonic the Orangutan"? B) "Sonic The Great White Shark"? C) "Sonic the Sloth"? or D) "Sonic the Jellyfish"?
3) Does The Praphit secretly want Caitlin Clark to fail?
4) MORE WORK BEEF - Praphit should A) Pray and take the high road? B) Prepare his weapons while doing a bunch of meth? C) Record a whole album full of diss tracks?
or D) Plan out psychological warfare, driving all of his enemies slowly insane over the course of decades... and probably do a lil meth?
4/15/24 -
QOTD -
1) Should everyone at Coachella accept the fact that they're returning with a disease?
2) Should we bring back sliming people?
3) Who deserves to be slimed the most - Doja Cat? Will Smith? Grimes? or Lana Del Rey?
4) Is checking in on Coachella really just checking in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
5) Is Justin Gaethje still knocked out?
AprRANDYcan'tgetupcuzI'vebeenHadokened
4/3/24 -
QOTD -
1) What's the best way to escape the poison that is social media? - A) Join an Amish community? B) Become a jungle person? or C) Throw yourself into the sea?
2) More trustworthy - A single person or a married person?
3) Do y'all remember the "I've fallen and I can't get up!" lady?
( cuz I've got some questions):
4) Was she selling us something?
5) Did she really fall or did her husband push her, and she's covering up for him?
6) Should the husband be in prison?
7) Did he have a good reason to allegedly push her to the ground?
8) Was she maybe trying to kill him
9) Should she be in prison?
10) Was she really hurt or was she just lazy?
11) Was she ever helped or did the commercial end with her still crying out in pain on the floor?
12) Is it wrong to laugh at an old , possibly lazy woman, who allegedly tried to murder her husband, but "fell" on the ground instead, and now she claims that she can't get up?
4/2/24 -
QOTD -
1) Do you know what an "Easter Egg Roll" event is?
(cuz I've got a lot of questions)
2) Do you roll eggs somewhere?
3) If so, where?
4) And then why?
5) Does anyone actually eat these eggs?
6) Are actual "egg rolls" involved?
7) Does The Easter Bunny have any siblings with the same powers?
8) Does The Easter Bunny have any powers?
9) Is the Easter Bunny a dude? OR have we all been sexist?
10) Aren't bunnies known for being horny?
11) Is the Easter Bunny a sex addict?
12) What's more offensive - the fake news that Joe Biden and The White House invented Trans Visibility Day on the same day as Jesus' Resurrection? OR Joe Biden and The White House allegedly having a sex addicted Easter Bunny and his sex addicted siblings hopping around in celebration of themselves instead of celebrating Jesus rising from the grave?
4/1/24 -
QOTD -
1) More offensive (as a Christian) The Easter Bunny? or Easter Hoes?
2) Is Beyonce a better rapper than Cardi B?
3) Which is easier - hardcore (slightly racist) Country Music fans to embrace Beyonce's new project? OR Hardcore (never listening to Country Music) Beyonce fans to embrace her new project?
4) Can you have a rap beef with positive vibes?
5) Does there need to be more pastor beef?
6) Do you feel sorry for those who don't understand that the X-Men 97 Booty Freedom Fight is for us all?
March2ShrimpJesus
3/20/24 -
QOTD -
Praphit Pick#1 - Shrimp Jesus!
1) Should everyone be forced to wear underwear?
2) Does Captain Underpants get his powers from his underpants?
3) Should Glenn from The Walking Dead legally change his name to "Glenn from The Walking Dead"?
4) Whose podcast will dominate more LeBron & Redick? or Caitlin and Odom?
5) Should Praphit Productions bring back "Freaknik"?
6) Should the haters of Planet Fitness be granted the "Bud Light" treatment towards the gym? OR should they get over themselves and embrace a couple of awkward encounters?
7) Do urinal cakes sound like a delicious treat?
3/19/24 -
QOTD -
1) A board game called "Diddy Did It" - yay? or nay?
2) Should 50 Cent start a podcast dedicated to trolling?
3) Should Bill Belichick do a hip-hop podcast with me called "Billy B and The Praphit?
4) Is Bobbi Althoff groveling enough?
5) Albert the Alligator - WTH?!
6) Would you want to see "The Crow" remake where The Crow comes back from the dead, becomes a Christian, and instead of vowing to kill all of them, he vows to forgive all of them?
3/18/24 -
QOTD -
1) Would The Praphit just get out of control with a "300" style pit to kick the disobedient into?
2) Can anything good come from summoning the dead?
3) Do all reboots/remakes suck?
4) Do you want your NBA superstar listening to sad RnB after a tough loss?
5) Do all people talk sh*t about their boss?
6) Matthew McConaughey as Freddy Krueger - yay? or nay?
7) Does the movie "Looper" make sense?
8) Is chopping wood always sexy?
marchyrandyhowarddeany
3/6/24 -
QOTD -
1) Should Texas be the best new popular spot for Spring Break?
2) Would Nikki Haley have won if she had a penis? Or would Trump's penis still have taken her out?
3) Is David Hasselhoff still with us?
4) Do life guards age-out?
3/5/24 -
QOTD -
1) Are there any bad magicians in prison for successfully sawing a person in half?
2) Do you know why "Diarrhea Dwayne" was trending this week? If so, are you proud of that knowledge?
3) If you have billions of dollars and haven't even attempted to be Batman, are you doing it wrong?
4) If aliens officially contact us, and start parking in the air or seas or whatever/walking about... over or under 24 hours before we try to have sex with them?
3/4/24 -
NO JBBC this month! Going to focus more on the pub crawl next weekend :)
QOTD -
1) Does the WNBA need a Draymond Green?
2) If anything catches fire, is it time for a new one?
3) Have you ever wanted a cold, prickly, loving embrace from a giant , nosy, talking spider?
4) Does KY Rep Philip Pratt need a visit from our latest Horror sensation Mary "Peggin" Poppins?
5) Can the act of spanking be shown in children's shows?
6) Who's dropping a new album first - Cardi B? Rihanna? or Dr. Dre?