Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "That Christian Stuff" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories -
Shark Wins 3
Turner & Sploosh 2
"No, It's Snot" 2
Sex Tapes
O.J. Simpson's Killer Podcast
The Book of Boba Fart
Midnight Bass
The Angelina Jolie Story - A Rated R children's book by John Praphit
Praphit's Peeps
The Book of Brady
Smells Like Teen Euphoria
Super Bowl LVI - "Rock the Cock!"
"The Bachelor Vampire Edition?"
So You Think You Can Strip?
Paranormal Crapper
The Matrix: Resurrections (Fixed by The Praphit)
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Elmo
Batman
Ye
Demi Moore - Psychological Poop Sprinkles
FIGHTS:
Rand Paul VS Fauci
Michelle Obama vs Kamala Harris
Joe Rogan vs Neil Young
Billie Jean King VS Al Michaels
Ye vs Pete
- The 2022 Booty Wars! - NEW CHAMP The Undertaker (congrats!)
-The Praphit Issue #1
randotember, baby!
9/21/22 -
QOTD -
1) More shameful dance to do in 2022 - the wop? or the cabbage patch?
2) SNL GOAT - Eddie? Jim? Will? or Maya?
3) Would you sell your soul for a new car?
4) Do shows like "GOT" and "House of the Dragon" work without blood and titties?
9/20/22 -
QOTD -
Praphit's Pick#2 - GTA6 Leak
1) Is there any comfort in these words "Well, at least my dad is not a rapist?"
2) Is it possible for any organization to obtain and or keep moral purity?
3) Does Adam Levine look like cheating?
4) Do you want the founder of your school to be a college dropout who has an aversion to reading?
5) Does the person who tells you that you need to change your attitude need a kick to the crotch?
9/19/22 -
QOTD -
Praphit's Pick #1 - Just a stripper spreading joy
1) Is it a sin to be too sexy?
2) Is making guests who enter your home take off their shoes a very dangerous game?
3) Is it a sin to be too stinky?
4) Is VR dating without consequences a bad idea?
5) Does it feel like Biden is 93 years old?
6) Would "So (I) think (I) can strip be a better show/competition?"
Augustness rando 2
8/25/22 -
Praphit's Pick#2 - Dixon Butts
8/24/22 -
1) Are people always talking smack about you?
2) If so, should you start greeting everyone by flipping them the bird?
3) If LeBron James invites a teammate to a get-together they have to come, right?
4) Is Iggy Azalea's comeback plan of spite heavily flawed?
5) Can parents be proud of their kid when they win a Twerking Competition?
8/23/22 -
1) Does anyone (including Herschel Walker) know what Herschel Walker is talking about?
2) Have you ever literally had ants in your pants?
3) Does every team (not just sports) need Dennis Rodman?
4) Who should replace Dr. Fauci when he steps down? - Dr. Oz? Dr. Phil? Bill Nye the science guy? Dr. Ruth? or Ja Rule?
8/22/22 -
Thanks to everyone for their support with the 2022 tour season! It is officially over! It was a success! Couldn't have worked without all of y'all! Much love!
QOTD -
1) What stings more - being called a "nerd"? a "geek"? or a "dork"?
2) If given the opportunity to cheat (in playing games, NOT relationships) will most people do so?
3) Praphit's Pick #1 - The Kick
4) If you were Manti Te'o would you have sued for millions?
5) Should there be a dating app called "Dammit, this is happening!" where people type in what they're looking for (marriage, booty, bondage, etc), and the app matches you to only one person (it's them or no one)?
Random Augustness
8/10/22
QOTD -
1) Should Elon Musk hire the Praphit as his token black guy intern to make him look cooler?
2) Which of these jobs most need people who know what they're doing: dentist? mechanic? surgeon? or a chef?
3) Is the person who wears a Pippen jersey an asshole?
4) Does Serena Williams need to get over herself?
5) Reason many are unhappy? - greed? kids? or career issues?
6) Which of these Marvel characters would make the best Mortal Kombat fighter? - Groot? Captain America? Black Widow? or Michael Keaton?
8/9/22 -
QOTD -
1) What should Warner Bros do about Ezra Miller? - a) ignore that there are any issues with him? b) intervention? or c) gather the cast to beat his ass?
2) Praphit's Pick #1 - Ashton Kutcher
3) Would Pete Davidson still be together with Kim Kardashian, if he treated her like shit?
4) Opa!
8/8/22 -
YO! Thanks so much for all of your support! This tour would not being kicking as much ass as it has been without your assistance.
Atlanta was gas (as the kids say:)
QOTD -
1) Did you ever get a chance to say "on fleek"?
2) What's a harder way to grow up - on the streets of Baltimore or in the entertainment industry?
3) Do you believe in the existence of aliens?
4) Are all of the men in the room pretending that they're not looking at the woman in the tight, short dress, with her boobs popping out?
5) Has anyone ever choked to death on Nerds?
6) Bradchise :)
7) Alex Jones - wth?
8) Who benefited the most from this whole KimYe rebound sitch? - Ye? Kim? Pete? or Julia?
JULY Random Gobble!
7/27/22 -
1) Will crying ever be considered unanimously manly?
2) Is it possible to make a good mummy movie?
3) Do all paired-up hosts, on any show, eventually grow to hate each other?
4) Should Jonathan (Stranger Things) be pervy and proud?
5) Is there a lot of junk judgment at nudist colonies?
6) Which logo is scarier to white people - an angry skeleton, wearing a sombrero? or black people with their fists in the air?
7/26/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is it easier to teach a shark to hate or to love?
2) Would you ever put shark on your pizza?
3) Was that last question blasphemous?
4) Did Praphit under-react to the Vince McMahon allegations?
5) Praphit's Pick #3 - Pink Sauce
6) Did you know that there's living ooze out there plotting to kill us?
7) Who would make the better Batman villain - Nick Cannon? or Rick James?
7/25/22 -
QOTD
1) Better chance of survival - Jaws? Michael Myers? Pennywise? or Jigsaw?
2) Who do I have a better chance to get as my lead in Praphit Productions' Horror Movie "McGruff" - Christian Bale? or Idris Elba?
3) Praphit's Pick #1 - GOATS
4) Praphit's Pick #2 - Phase 5 & 6
5) Is it an indelicate question to ask if someone is a hooker?
6) Do you miss enraged Hulk?
7) Could Keke Palmer play Mary Jane?
8) Could Keke play a depressed, monotone, druggie teen (Euphoria)?
9) Could Zendaya have played the spunky character that Keke did in "Nope"?
10) Could Zendaya have starred in "Alice" - afro and a gun :) ?
July Randomness
7/13/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you rather go on a road trip with Trump or Ted Bundy?
2) Whom would you rather choose for your pick-up basketball team - Trump or Ted Bundy?
3) Who would make a better best man for your wedding - Trump or Ted Bundy?
4) Would The Terminator mop the floor with Robocop?
5) Space Telescope action - meh?
6) "Minajabooty" - better name for a festival or a ride at Disney?
Praphit's Pick #1 - Griner
Praphit's Pick #2 - Uvalde police
7) Whom would you rather spend a week vacay with - The Umbrella Academy? The X-Men? The Avengers? or The Kardashians?
7/12/22 -
QOTD -
1) Does having a Hulkamania haircut increase or decrease your credibility?
2) Fight for your life - Mickey Rourke or Tom Cruise?
3) Action movie for your life - Rourke or Cruise?
4) Act-Off - Rourke or Cruise - who ya got?!
5) You're in great danger, trapped by some enemy, and you need someone with smarts and charisma to negotiate your freedom. You've got two options - Rourke or Cruise?
6) Hey, Mickey Rourke, get the hell out of here! - yay or nay?
7) What would make American Ninja Warrior an even better show? - making it "American Nude Ninja Warrior"? Adding actual ninjas for competitors to fight off while going through the course? OR swapping out the water that they fall into for nacho cheese... infested with piranha?!
8) Can piranhas survive in a lake of nacho cheese?
7/11/22 -
QOTD -
1) Chet Holmgren - wth?
2) Is the question "How do you feel about crack?" a good ice breaker?
3) What's crazier - Declaring that a whole country is full of rapists, drug dealers, and murderers, and then campaigning to build a giant wall to keep these people out of your country.... AND have THEM pay for this racist wall? OR A campaign of "Let's take another crack at crack?"
4) "Deathpee" - a title for Vin Diesel's next and greatest action flick? a name for a Punk Rock Band? OR a medical condition?
5) Which of these is the worst to have a pastor pray for in public - healing from gonorrhea? swift recovery from your boob job surgery? OR healing from "The Deathpee"?
6) Do we need to retire the angry black character?
7) Do you want to see Elliot Page become an action hero?
8) Are you here for Chuck Norris, starring as "Walker, Texas Christian Chainsaw Ranger"?
July to the Random
6/29/22 -
QOTD -
1) Has your server at a restaurant ever judged you based off of your order?
2) F%#k Ghilaine Maxwell
3) Is it ever wise to play dead, while being threatened by a creature in the sea?
4) Does MTG have that classic old person musk? smell like an overworked-worn-out-should-have retired-at least-a-decade- ago hussie? Does she smell like racism? OR scotch-soaked rotten cherries, baking in the sun with a hint of fish sticks?
5) Does the smell of hamburger grease turn you on?
6/28/22 -
QOTD -
1) Who would be the most intimidating to be in a relationship with? - Wanda (Scarlet Witch)? Thor? Wonder Woman? or Elon Musk?
2) Will any type of meat work with Mac & Cheese?
3) Lobsters or Crabs?
4) Do boobs sometimes sneak up on you?
5) Is one of Kamala Harris' jobs to refill Joe BIden's lip juice?
6/27/22 -
No Booty Wars or comic book stuff today, BUT I'll get to that some time this week (stay tuned).
Thanks for all of those who helped out and or showed up to our Summer Kickoff. It was a success!
There's a lot of Deeply events this week, so check it out!
QOTD -
1) Do you miss the days of violence at the BET awards?
2) Are there codes of conduct for a brawl?
3) Would you say "That was a good game!" if it ends with a machete sticking out of someone's head?
4) Are your local ministers equipped to handle demonic, telekinetic, murder monsters?
5) Which of the kids in Stranger Thangs would you like to see them kill off?
6) Is it possible to wear one of Kanye's outfits without getting arrested?
7) Should 78 year old Rudy Giuliani learn karate to defend himself from supermarket slappers?
June Randomness II
6/15/22 -
QOTD -
1) Which is a better origin story for Casper the friendly ghost - pneumonia from being out in the cold for too long? OR his friends throwing him over a wood chipper to scare him as a prank, but their throw was short... now he's back for revenge... and revenge is a bitch?
2) If all of your friends are assholes, does that automatically mean that you're an asshole?
3) Can one be a delightful murderer?
4) Can you clearly define "pansexual" without sounding like a jackass?
5) Was Buzz Lightyear castrated by the absence of Tim Allen?
6) If so, would that be a good plot for his new movie?
7) Is political common ground possible to achieve? - "NO" ? "HELL NO!"? or "I'LL KILL YOU!" ?
6/14/22 -
QOTD -
1) Does the porn industry have award shows?
2) If so, what does the award itself look like?
3) Would you be proud enough of winning one of those awards to display it around your home?
4) Can carrot soup be any good?
5) Is it dust or gremlin poo?
6) Spaghettification - yay or nay?
7) Is Lady Gaga about to ruin "Joker 2"?
6/13/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is it good parenting to literally kick your child when they're down?
2) Should women now be made to spend all of their money on a ring for the man?
3) Which is more addicting - cafecito? or cocaine?
4) Is there a higher high for a music artist than to see people twerking to one of their songs?
5) Should the word "sour" be in front of anything you're eating or drinking?
6) Does JLo need to get over herself?
7) Does eating dry chicken cause depression?
8) Praphit's Pick - Chris Evans
9) Ezra Miller - WTH?!
HI! :)
FYI - Praphit's Last Word will be done in the afternoon instead of the morning tomorrow. Sorry.
Miami is going really well. Thanks, everybody!
June Randomness
6/2/22 -
QOTD -
1) Can an episode be any good if it ends with a man bleeping a pig?
2) Do you want your lover to tell you the truth when you're wrong or be aggressively and delusionally supportive (ride or die)?
3) Would you ever let someone call you their "lover"?
4) Which type of comedy is harder - political humor? slap stick? or on-the-edge-of-being-canceled humor?
5) Can you take anyone wearing a cowboy hat seriously?
6/1/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Tom Cruise a top 10 actor of all time?
2) Praphit's Picks #2 - Pinocchi0
3) Flies or Rodents?
4) Are you confident that the Praphit can build your children a swing set?
5) If the NFL was weekly sacrificing virgins, kittens, and old ladies named Ethel to a giant Tortoise in the sky would you still watch the games?
5/31/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Tom Cruise saving America one movie at a time?
2) Which character should Johnny Depp make his comeback with - the pirate? the hatter? or the scissorhands?
3) Praphit's Pick #1 - Mona Lisa's Cake
4) "Devil's Advocate" - all a daydream? all a Satanic Loop? all of a God-dag-gonit-this-IS-going-to-happen thing?
5) Best Praphit Productions creature rep - a giant spider? an Aye Aye?, A giraffe?, or a tortoise wearing a top hat and monocle named "scooter"?
May Randomness 2
5/18/22 -
QOTD -
1) Praphit's Pick#2 - She-Hulk's picky fans
2) Would monthly cocaine and orgy parties get old after a while?
3) Which type of person is more psychotic - the one who loves 100 degree days or the one who loves 20 degree days?
4) Do you think Lil Wayne has a list of enemies who's mouths he has peed in?
5) Praphit's Pick #3 - Pigs for boobs
5/17/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is it weird for adults to be playing video games with random kids online?
2) Is being asked to separate laundry a reason to go get your gun?
3) Is separating someone else's laundry demeaning or empowering?
4) Do you want to do anything for five hours?
5) Would more threats in the work place help get more stuff done?
5/16/22 -
QOTD -
1) Can women's bathrooms hold a candle to the foulness of men's bathrooms?
2) Have you ever held a candle to anything other than stinkiness or arson?
3) Which is more intimidating - "Fists of Fury"? or "Balls of Vengeance"?
4) Will a couple of dabs of french vanilla coffee on the neck and wrists make the ladies swoon?
5) Praphit's Pick! - DEM BOYZ!
May Randomness
5/4/22 -
1) A knife in a fake gun - wth?
2) Should their be a policy in place which would allow performers to defend themselves on stage with any weapon of their choosing (ex. An Axe, a samurai sword, a grenade, etc)?
3) Would you attend a Kathy Griffin show for free?
4) Would you attend a Kathy Griffin show if you were paid 10 bucks to do so?
5) How about 50 bucks?
6) 100 bucks?
7) Should you one be proud or ashamed to have blown their way up the corporate ladder?
8) Would you join a church called "The Church of Assholes of Jesus Christ"?
5/3/22 -
1) Did the Muppet Babies have parents?
2) Was the Nanny of the Muppet Babies just a pair of legs, and if so, how did she spank the Muppet Babies?
3) We all know that The Met Gala is douchey, but be honest, you'd go if you could?
4) Is the pregnant Rihanna statue... kinda weird?
5) Are all of the celebrities trying to bang each other?
6) Should one get extra free throw attempts for getting hit in the junk?
7) Can a kick to the nuts ever be 100% accidental?
8) I heard someone jauntily whistling DMX songs. Should I have slapped them?
Praphit's Pick #2 - Neil & Ben on Transgenderism (it's pleasantly NOT what you'd think it would be)
5/2/22 -
1) Peeing on snake bites - yay? or nay?
2) Closer bond - two people, after having sex? OR the bond that two share after one of them pees on the other to save their life?
Praphit's Pick - Trevor Noah is the man!
3) Would "Jim, the racist tattoo artist." make a good reality Tv show?
4) Are there any black people out there who are drinking blood?
5) Are white liberal women giving Elizabeth Moss a pass?
6) Do you want to see 51 year old Jon Hamm in tights and a cape?
4/26/22 -
SoundCloud is f*#king up right now. As soon as it's done sucking, you'll get the latest "Music and Shiiii" post. Thanks :)
April Randomness 2
4/20/22 -
1) Do you believe in the sickness-prevention powers of kumbucha?
2) Should any drink with 2% juice in it go bleep itself?
3) If you enter church a drug-virgin and leave high as hell, are you winning or losing?
4) Do freckled penises exist?
5) Is "grease monkey" a pejorative?
6) Which artist would you rather go see live - at-his-peak T-Pain or now 60 year old MC Hammer?
4/19/22 -
1) What's stinkier - cutting the cheese? or cutting the onion?
2) What's stinkier - boiling the cabbage? or nuking the fish?
3) Should the volume and stinkiness levels of your poop be on the list of "Nutrition Facts"?
4) Is there a thin line between love and hate?
4/18/22 -
1) Should Praphit Productions have Men's Retreat to go get out testicles tanned?
2) Are there any hairy people at tanning salons?
3) Is Bromeopathy (testicle tanning) something that you can afterwards show your family, without it being weird?
4) Is it easier or harder to be a bullshitter?
5) "Are you keeping up with the Kardashians?" - Is the only acceptable response to that question, slapping the person who asked in the face?
6) Is the world ready for an all gay character superhero movie? And if so, should Thor 4 be the movie to do it?
7) Was Ms. Parker (from "Friday") the perfect neighbor?
4/12/22
Sorry for the delay. Music and Shiiii: Jesus Christ Superstar will post tomorrow. And I'll respond to emails and update errthang tomorrow as well :)
Sorry for the delay. Music and Shiiii: Jesus Christ Superstar will post tomorrow. And I'll respond to emails and update errthang tomorrow as well :)
April Randomness
4/6/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is this statement - "Jeff Goldblum, still, always has been, and always will be a sex symbol." up for debate?
2) Can one be sexy if their last name is "Cronenberg"?
3) Is Megan an Ass Bitch?
4) Is honey a condiment?
5) When Praphit was proven right, was it unprofessional for him to aggressively hump the air?
6) If Kourtney Kardashian divorced her husband (that she just married), immediately started dating Ye, would we care?
7) Is fear a condiment?
4/5/22 -
QOTD -
1) Without any context - "Time Boobs" the miniseries - yay or nay?
2) Not the douchey blondeish guy, or the beautiful guy... or the guy's who's faces you can't remember... but the short, balding guy from "Entourage'" - you know who I mean? I want him to play Mega Man in the live-action film - yay? or nay?
3) Does The Game's mama even believe that he's better than Eminem?
4) Who's music would you rather hear - The Game's? or The Black Eyed Peas?
5) Who's music would you rather hear - The Game's? or Iggy Azalea's?
6) Is all that Kim Yo-Jung needs is a lovable, praphitic, black man in her life?
7) Would you eat Paula Patton's (mama's) fried chicken?
4/4/22 -
Quick Morbius Rant
QOTD -
1) Is it rude to name your pet chicken "Deep Fried"?
2) Would the Grammys' ratings be better if hosted outside, deep in the middle of a dark and scary jungle?
3) You can only choose one for pop culture tidbits - do you go Louis CK? or OJ Simpson?
4) Was it weird for Zelenskyy to pop-up in the middle of the Grammys?
5) Does watching Ronda Rousey lose in fake fighting make you sad?
6) Is sleaziness ever a positive quality in a person?
March Randomness 2
3/23/22 -
1) Does one have to be privileged to walk out on their job and protest outside of it?
2) Should we be shocked that Mickey Mouse doesn't give a shit?
3) Can I interest you in Praphit Productions on Ice?
4) Is the phrase "I want to f*&k the shit out of your mind." flattering or disturbing?
5) Would you watch professional Tickle Fighting?
3/22/22 -
QOTD -
1) Will Netflix one day charge us 50 dollars/ month?
2) Is marital sexy time better before or after the kids go to bed?
3) Should Praphit Productions get into the toothpick business?
4) Is "Megan Jovon Ruth Pete" (Megan Thee Stallion's real name) the name of a highly conservative white woman in the 60's, who needs to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich? :)
5) "Rap Battles at Arby's" yay or nay?
3/21/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you rather date a vegan or a Satan worshiper?
2) When a date claims to have mystical powers - is that a red flag?
3) If your date admits to being involved with a freaky, magic, mold sex cult - is THAT a red flag?
4) Does the world need more artists "Drunk & Unplugged"?
5) Would you love a shoulder/back rub while you pee?
The St Paddy's Praphitical Special
March Randomness
3/9/22 -
QOTD -
1) What would it take to make you care about "The Walking Dead"'s final season?
2) Do birds drink coffee?
3) Clayton Echard - wth?
4) You wake up, and you've got a butt where your junk used to be, and junk where your butt used to be - panic? pray? or get drunk and let it ride?
5) Is it possible to make "The Condiment King" a dark cinematic super villain?
3/8/22 -
QOTD -
1) Does asking the question - "Would you like to get sweaty with me tonight?" insinuate sexy time?
2) Would Batman be as successful on a budget?
3) We know that running out of money at a casino, and then placing your baby on the table (also the baby being at the casino in the first place) might mean that you have a gambling problem, BUT if you then win BIG MONEY, does that still mean that you have a problem?
Praphit's Pick #1 - Social Spiders
Praphit's Pick #2 - Yuval Harari on Ukraine
3/7/22 -
Yo!
So, Pub Crawl action is happening 17th thru 19th. See Whitney for details.
Annnnnnd keep emailing ideas for this year's March Music Madness Tourney! Thanks!
QOTD -
1) Should the "Sex and the City" reboot slowly turn into "The Golden Girls" reboot?
2) Would "Murder and the City" be a way better show?
3) Would you want a car that runs on love & attention?
4) Is the world ready for a superhero who is half man and half woodpecker, called "The Pecker Man"?
5) Which Batman would you most want to save your life?
6) Which Bruce Wayne would be most likely to invest money in Praphit Productions?
7) Which Bruce Wayne would be most likely to hook us up with some loose booty tonight?
Feb Randomness 2
2/23/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you be interested in a Lucky Charms movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Lucky?
2) Would such a movie benefit his career? or destroy his career and legacy?
3) Would you rather drink champagne or an ice cold glass of prune juice?
4) .... champagne or a broccoli and cucumber smoothie?
5) ... champagne or a warm sour beer with a rando's hair in it?
6) Should KFC and Popeyes team-up?
7) Would you be interested in a sequel to "Lucky Charms the movie", titled "Lucky vs Children of the Corn"?
8) Would the world be ready for a romantic comedy starring Tom Brady and Madea?
2/22/22 -
QOTD -
1) Should every building have a designated fart chamber?
2) Do all celebs carry with them, sex-hush contracts?
3) Should Praphit Productions launch an initiative to stop young white boys/men with guns from crossing state lines to stop racially charged events that they can't possibly understand?
4) Could I have stopped at "Should Praphit Productions launch an initiative to stop young white boys/men with guns..." ?
5) Does pouring peanut butter and chocolate into a bag of potato chips sound delicious?
6) Would it shock you if Boris Johnson got his hair cut at a barbershop on Sesame St?
7) Do frozen penises erect or droop your interest in The Winter Games?
2/21/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Megan still a bitch?
2) Which is the better lesson - Showing restraint and composure in a tough loss while the other team talks smack and breaks unwritten street rules? OR The lesson of "Sometimes, when you talk smack, you get slapped!" ?
3) If Biden called you today and asked if you'd go to Ukraine to help out, would you?
4) Are octopuses capable of love?
5) Who would win in a fight between Leatherface and Steven Segal?
6) If there's a label on a product that reads "Product may include rodents and or rodent feces.", would you still buy it?
Feb Randomness 1
2/9/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you eat at a restaurant called "Snakes on a Plane" - where the outside and inside looks like a plane, there are dead bodies lying around everywhere, snakes have been unleashed all around, and all of the waiting staff are dressed up and speaking like Sam L Jackson?
2) Is Scrapple nasty?
3) What's nastier - scrapple or ex Pope Benedict XVI?
4) Should they bring "Murder She Wrote" back - along with 96 year old Angela Lansbury as its star?
5) Was Jessica Fletcher a serial killer?
6) Does the show "Euphoria" horrify you?
7) Are your children at a drug-induced orgy right now?
2/8/22-
Praphit's Pick - "America! F*$k yeah!"
QOTD
1) Do you know the difference between a grunt and a moan?
2) Do you know the difference between your neighbor making sex sounds through the wall, and your neighbor making "I'm getting murdered" sounds through the wall?
3) Did you know that The Winter Games have started?
4) Has Mike Pence been taken off of the Trump's family guest list?
5) Do Trump's gather around to play Monopoly? Risk? Mario Kart? or Twister?
6) Are women turning their backs on bras?
7) Is Neil Young right - that the souls of Spotify employees are in danger?
2/7/22 -
QOTD
1) Have you ever seen a woman sporting a cul-de-sac?
2) If Joe Rogan had a Blacktina-Asian, Liberal, Lesbian... who loves Jesus as a co-host, would he be more likeable?
3) If Joe Rogan came out as transgender, would Spotify drop him?
4) Can you look as white as Mike McDaniel, and consider yourself a minority?
5) Would you want to be judged by your own standards?
6) Have you ever questioned if you're real?
Random January Audio 2
Random Audio From the Week 1/22/22
1/26/22 -
1) Would you wear a sweater made out of human hair that's NOT from someone's head?
2) Is "Single White Female" a classic?
3) Was Bridget Fonda, at one point, the whitest actress in Hollywood?
4) Are you surprised, when looking for where Bridget Fonda is now, that you can't simply look up and see her whiteness shining brightly?
5) Praphit's Pick - Peter Robbins
6) Which item would you like to see in the Bible Museum more - The toenail clippings of Goliath? The booger rag of Moses? or the tables that Jesus flipped?
7) Would "The Flip" be a good idea for a Christian show?
8) Should kids practice jumping out of windows more in fire drills?
9) Should kids practice learning how to make the call of sacrificing themselves or others during a fire drill?
10) Should kids learn how to slay a dragon, just in case dragons are real and it was actually a dragon that started the fire... during a fire drill?
11) Should kids learn how to rat-out the arsonist in the group during a fire drill?
1/25/22 -
1) Is Peter Doocy (The Deuce) a stupid son of a bitch?
2) Is it pronounced "Deucey"? "Dookie?" or "Doochey"?
3) Should the POTUS be able to wear whatever the hell he wants?
4) Was there ever a time when people were proud to be freaks in a circus?
5) Do you know who the bleep Neil Young is?
6) Is Julia Fox muse material?
7) Is it lower back pain? or upper butt pain?
1/24/22 -
1) Have you ever been to a tent revival?
2) Should Praphit Productions buy a bus with a picture of Jesus and I side by side (looking amazing), and go on a tour called "Jamming with Jesus"?
3) Can one be both a drug lord and a good parent?
4) Is Russia always shady and without shame?
5) Should Tom Brady's next career be as an underwear model? a sketch comedy host? or an action hero?
6) Is Elon Musk definitely doing some mad scientist shit in his basement?
1/11/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Elmo a bigot?
2) Is Elmo an adult?
3) Is it weird if an adult asks children to tickle him/her?
4) Does Amanda Nunes look so happy because of her beautiful family, success, and GOAT status? or is it because she was finally inducted into The Praphit Productions Hall of Fame?
5) Is Katy Perry trying too hard or not enough?
6) Does Rand Paul look like a lover and a fighter?
7) Did young Joe Biden cook fried chicken, shirtless (always), and sometimes only wearing a towel?
8) Was young Joe Biden all about Polo cologne and pinky rings?
9) Was young, ladies man, smelling good Joe Biden's Saturday nights about baseball and soda pop? strip clubs and Snickers Bars? or poker and his homemade fried chicken?
1/10/22
QOTD -
Praphit's Pick #1 - MJ Rodriguez
Praphit's Pick #2 - Betty White Comic
Praphit's Pick #3 - That time I met Bob Saget
1) Should Marvel honor Betty White by making a character based off of her, with the powers of both fire and ice - calling her "Mrs. Fice"?
2) Will the ladies be impressed if you can speak kazakh?
3) Is Megan a bitch?
4) Is having only the power of flight enough these days?
5) Is there a celebrity that you'd get pepper-sprayed for, in support of them?
6) Clay Aiken - wth?
1/5/21 -
HIATUS QOTD -
Praphit's Pick #2 - The Fart Lady
1) What's more offensive - being mistaken for Usher? or for Jason Derulo?
2) Do you know the difference between a scuffle and a kerfuffle?
3) Is Carrot Top delightful?
4) Does Deshaun "The Penis Monster" Watson pay an actress to pretend to be his happy girlfriend, in public, to make him seem less penis-monstery?
5) Is one of the hardest things a parent has to do - telling their kid that they suck?
6) Is the world ready for "O.J. Simpson's Killer Podcast"?
1/4/22 -
Hiatus QOTD -
1) Better to be stuck on the beltway for 18+ hours alone or with others?
2) Who should Bobby Fatts (The newest P.Pro. Star Wars Spin-off:) be played by? - Joe Pesci? Vin Diesel? or Dave Chappelle?
3) Can you make a good vampire movie without the R Rating?
4) Can you take a movie seriously that has Tyrese Gibson chasing down the main character?
5) Does Elizabeth Holmes make you more suspicious of pretty, blonde, white women?
1/3/22 - Hiatus QOTD -
1) Would you be interested in a sequel to KFC's "A Recipe for Seduction"?
2) Do you know what the 11 herbs and spices are for KFC?
3) Should Patton Oswalt have apologized or have told everyone "cram it"?
4) Is Yennefer a stupid name?
5) Has Carl Brutananadilewski ever appeared in your dreams?
Praphit's Pick #1 - "Broke Dick"