Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "That Worship Thang AH" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories -
Shark Wins 3
Turner & Sploosh 2
"No, It's Snot" 2
Sex Tapes
O.J. Simpson's Killer Podcast
The Book of Boba Fart
Midnight Bass
The Angelina Jolie Story - A Rated R children's book by John Praphit
Praphit's Peeps
The Book of Brady
Smells Like Teen Euphoria
Super Bowl LVI - "Rock the Cock!"
"The Bachelor Vampire Edition?"
So You Think You Can Strip?
Paranormal Crapper
The Matrix: Resurrections (Fixed by The Praphit)
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Elmo
Batman
Ye
Demi Moore - Psychological Poop Sprinkles
FIGHTS:
Rand Paul VS Fauci
Michelle Obama vs Kamala Harris
Joe Rogan vs Neil Young
Billie Jean King vs Al Michaels
Ye vs Pete
- WINNER of the 2021 BOOTY WARS and Defending Champ - Elastiwoman! Congrats!
Current fighters for 2022's war: Julia Fox, Kim Kardashian, Charles Barkley, Madonna, Elmo, Mike Pence, Megan Thee Stallion, Wendy (burger joint), Whoopi, Lizzo, The Undertaker.
(keep the suggestions coming)
May Randomness 2
5/18/22 -
QOTD -
1) Praphit's Pick#2 - She-Hulk's picky fans
2) Would monthly cocaine and orgy parties get old after a while?
3) Which type of person is more psychotic - the one who loves 100 degree days or the one who loves 20 degree days?
4) Do you think Lil Wayne has a list of enemies who's mouths he has peed in?
5) Praphit's Pick #3 - Pigs for boobs
5/17/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is it weird for adults to be playing video games with random kids online?
2) Is being asked to separate laundry a reason to go get your gun?
3) Is separating someone else's laundry demeaning or empowering?
4) Do you want to do anything for five hours?
5) Would more threats in the work place help get more stuff done?
5/16/22 -
QOTD -
1) Can women's bathrooms hold a candle to the foulness of men's bathrooms?
2) Have you ever held a candle to anything other than stinkiness or arson?
3) Which is more intimidating - "Fists of Fury"? or "Balls of Vengeance"?
4) Will a couple of dabs of french vanilla coffee on the neck and wrists make the ladies swoon?
5) Praphit's Pick! - DEM BOYZ!
May Randomness
5/4/22 -
1) A knife in a fake gun - wth?
2) Should their be a policy in place which would allow performers to defend themselves on stage with any weapon of their choosing (ex. An Axe, a samurai sword, a grenade, etc)?
3) Would you attend a Kathy Griffin show for free?
4) Would you attend a Kathy Griffin show if you were paid 10 bucks to do so?
5) How about 50 bucks?
6) 100 bucks?
7) Should you one be proud or ashamed to have blown their way up the corporate ladder?
8) Would you join a church called "The Church of Assholes of Jesus Christ"?
5/3/22 -
1) Did the Muppet Babies have parents?
2) Was the Nanny of the Muppet Babies just a pair of legs, and if so, how did she spank the Muppet Babies?
3) We all know that The Met Gala is douchey, but be honest, you'd go if you could?
4) Is the pregnant Rihanna statue... kinda weird?
5) Are all of the celebrities trying to bang each other?
6) Should one get extra free throw attempts for getting hit in the junk?
7) Can a kick to the nuts ever be 100% accidental?
8) I heard someone jauntily whistling DMX songs. Should I have slapped them?
Praphit's Pick #2 - Neil & Ben on Transgenderism (it's pleasantly NOT what you'd think it would be)
5/2/22 -
1) Peeing on snake bites - yay? or nay?
2) Closer bond - two people, after having sex? OR the bond that two share after one of them pees on the other to save their life?
Praphit's Pick - Trevor Noah is the man!
3) Would "Jim, the racist tattoo artist." make a good reality Tv show?
4) Are there any black people out there who are drinking blood?
5) Are white liberal women giving Elizabeth Moss a pass?
6) Do you want to see 51 year old Jon Hamm in tights and a cape?
4/26/22 -
SoundCloud is f*#king up right now. As soon as it's done sucking, you'll get the latest "Music and Shiiii" post. Thanks :)
April Randomness 2
4/20/22 -
1) Do you believe in the sickness-prevention powers of kumbucha?
2) Should any drink with 2% juice in it go bleep itself?
3) If you enter church a drug-virgin and leave high as hell, are you winning or losing?
4) Do freckled penises exist?
5) Is "grease monkey" a pejorative?
6) Which artist would you rather go see live - at-his-peak T-Pain or now 60 year old MC Hammer?
4/19/22 -
1) What's stinkier - cutting the cheese? or cutting the onion?
2) What's stinkier - boiling the cabbage? or nuking the fish?
3) Should the volume and stinkiness levels of your poop be on the list of "Nutrition Facts"?
4) Is there a thin line between love and hate?
4/18/22 -
1) Should Praphit Productions have Men's Retreat to go get out testicles tanned?
2) Are there any hairy people at tanning salons?
3) Is Bromeopathy (testicle tanning) something that you can afterwards show your family, without it being weird?
4) Is it easier or harder to be a bullshitter?
5) "Are you keeping up with the Kardashians?" - Is the only acceptable response to that question, slapping the person who asked in the face?
6) Is the world ready for an all gay character superhero movie? And if so, should Thor 4 be the movie to do it?
7) Was Ms. Parker (from "Friday") the perfect neighbor?
4/12/22
Sorry for the delay. Music and Shiiii: Jesus Christ Superstar will post tomorrow. And I'll respond to emails and update errthang tomorrow as well :)
Sorry for the delay. Music and Shiiii: Jesus Christ Superstar will post tomorrow. And I'll respond to emails and update errthang tomorrow as well :)
April Randomness
4/6/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is this statement - "Jeff Goldblum, still, always has been, and always will be a sex symbol." up for debate?
2) Can one be sexy if their last name is "Cronenberg"?
3) Is Megan an Ass Bitch?
4) Is honey a condiment?
5) When Praphit was proven right, was it unprofessional for him to aggressively hump the air?
6) If Kourtney Kardashian divorced her husband (that she just married), immediately started dating Ye, would we care?
7) Is fear a condiment?
4/5/22 -
QOTD -
1) Without any context - "Time Boobs" the miniseries - yay or nay?
2) Not the douchey blondeish guy, or the beautiful guy... or the guy's who's faces you can't remember... but the short, balding guy from "Entourage'" - you know who I mean? I want him to play Mega Man in the live-action film - yay? or nay?
3) Does The Game's mama even believe that he's better than Eminem?
4) Who's music would you rather hear - The Game's? or The Black Eyed Peas?
5) Who's music would you rather hear - The Game's? or Iggy Azalea's?
6) Is all that Kim Yo-Jung needs is a lovable, praphitic, black man in her life?
7) Would you eat Paula Patton's (mama's) fried chicken?
4/4/22 -
Quick Morbius Rant
QOTD -
1) Is it rude to name your pet chicken "Deep Fried"?
2) Would the Grammys' ratings be better if hosted outside, deep in the middle of a dark and scary jungle?
3) You can only choose one for pop culture tidbits - do you go Louis CK? or OJ Simpson?
4) Was it weird for Zelenskyy to pop-up in the middle of the Grammys?
5) Does watching Ronda Rousey lose in fake fighting make you sad?
6) Is sleaziness ever a positive quality in a person?
March Randomness 2
3/23/22 -
1) Does one have to be privileged to walk out on their job and protest outside of it?
2) Should we be shocked that Mickey Mouse doesn't give a shit?
3) Can I interest you in Praphit Productions on Ice?
4) Is the phrase "I want to f*&k the shit out of your mind." flattering or disturbing?
5) Would you watch professional Tickle Fighting?
3/22/22 -
QOTD -
1) Will Netflix one day charge us 50 dollars/ month?
2) Is marital sexy time better before or after the kids go to bed?
3) Should Praphit Productions get into the toothpick business?
4) Is "Megan Jovon Ruth Pete" (Megan Thee Stallion's real name) the name of a highly conservative white woman in the 60's, who needs to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich? :)
5) "Rap Battles at Arby's" yay or nay?
3/21/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you rather date a vegan or a Satan worshiper?
2) When a date claims to have mystical powers - is that a red flag?
3) If your date admits to being involved with a freaky, magic, mold sex cult - is THAT a red flag?
4) Does the world need more artists "Drunk & Unplugged"?
5) Would you love a shoulder/back rub while you pee?
The St Paddy's Praphitical Special
March Randomness
3/9/22 -
QOTD -
1) What would it take to make you care about "The Walking Dead"'s final season?
2) Do birds drink coffee?
3) Clayton Echard - wth?
4) You wake up, and you've got a butt where your junk used to be, and junk where your butt used to be - panic? pray? or get drunk and let it ride?
5) Is it possible to make "The Condiment King" a dark cinematic super villain?
3/8/22 -
QOTD -
1) Does asking the question - "Would you like to get sweaty with me tonight?" insinuate sexy time?
2) Would Batman be as successful on a budget?
3) We know that running out of money at a casino, and then placing your baby on the table (also the baby being at the casino in the first place) might mean that you have a gambling problem, BUT if you then win BIG MONEY, does that still mean that you have a problem?
Praphit's Pick #1 - Social Spiders
Praphit's Pick #2 - Yuval Harari on Ukraine
3/7/22 -
Yo!
So, Pub Crawl action is happening 17th thru 19th. See Whitney for details.
Annnnnnd keep emailing ideas for this year's March Music Madness Tourney! Thanks!
QOTD -
1) Should the "Sex and the City" reboot slowly turn into "The Golden Girls" reboot?
2) Would "Murder and the City" be a way better show?
3) Would you want a car that runs on love & attention?
4) Is the world ready for a superhero who is half man and half woodpecker, called "The Pecker Man"?
5) Which Batman would you most want to save your life?
6) Which Bruce Wayne would be most likely to invest money in Praphit Productions?
7) Which Bruce Wayne would be most likely to hook us up with some loose booty tonight?
Feb Randomness 2
2/23/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you be interested in a Lucky Charms movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Lucky?
2) Would such a movie benefit his career? or destroy his career and legacy?
3) Would you rather drink champagne or an ice cold glass of prune juice?
4) .... champagne or a broccoli and cucumber smoothie?
5) ... champagne or a warm sour beer with a rando's hair in it?
6) Should KFC and Popeyes team-up?
7) Would you be interested in a sequel to "Lucky Charms the movie", titled "Lucky vs Children of the Corn"?
8) Would the world be ready for a romantic comedy starring Tom Brady and Madea?
2/22/22 -
QOTD -
1) Should every building have a designated fart chamber?
2) Do all celebs carry with them, sex-hush contracts?
3) Should Praphit Productions launch an initiative to stop young white boys/men with guns from crossing state lines to stop racially charged events that they can't possibly understand?
4) Could I have stopped at "Should Praphit Productions launch an initiative to stop young white boys/men with guns..." ?
5) Does pouring peanut butter and chocolate into a bag of potato chips sound delicious?
6) Would it shock you if Boris Johnson got his hair cut at a barbershop on Sesame St?
7) Do frozen penises erect or droop your interest in The Winter Games?
2/21/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Megan still a bitch?
2) Which is the better lesson - Showing restraint and composure in a tough loss while the other team talks smack and breaks unwritten street rules? OR The lesson of "Sometimes, when you talk smack, you get slapped!" ?
3) If Biden called you today and asked if you'd go to Ukraine to help out, would you?
4) Are octopuses capable of love?
5) Who would win in a fight between Leatherface and Steven Segal?
6) If there's a label on a product that reads "Product may include rodents and or rodent feces.", would you still buy it?
Feb Randomness 1
2/9/22 -
QOTD -
1) Would you eat at a restaurant called "Snakes on a Plane" - where the outside and inside looks like a plane, there are dead bodies lying around everywhere, snakes have been unleashed all around, and all of the waiting staff are dressed up and speaking like Sam L Jackson?
2) Is Scrapple nasty?
3) What's nastier - scrapple or ex Pope Benedict XVI?
4) Should they bring "Murder She Wrote" back - along with 96 year old Angela Lansbury as its star?
5) Was Jessica Fletcher a serial killer?
6) Does the show "Euphoria" horrify you?
7) Are your children at a drug-induced orgy right now?
2/8/22-
Praphit's Pick - "America! F*$k yeah!"
QOTD
1) Do you know the difference between a grunt and a moan?
2) Do you know the difference between your neighbor making sex sounds through the wall, and your neighbor making "I'm getting murdered" sounds through the wall?
3) Did you know that The Winter Games have started?
4) Has Mike Pence been taken off of the Trump's family guest list?
5) Do Trump's gather around to play Monopoly? Risk? Mario Kart? or Twister?
6) Are women turning their backs on bras?
7) Is Neil Young right - that the souls of Spotify employees are in danger?
2/7/22 -
QOTD
1) Have you ever seen a woman sporting a cul-de-sac?
2) If Joe Rogan had a Blacktina-Asian, Liberal, Lesbian... who loves Jesus as a co-host, would he be more likeable?
3) If Joe Rogan came out as transgender, would Spotify drop him?
4) Can you look as white as Mike McDaniel, and consider yourself a minority?
5) Would you want to be judged by your own standards?
6) Have you ever questioned if you're real?
Random January Audio 2
Random Audio From the Week 1/22/22
1/26/22 -
1) Would you wear a sweater made out of human hair that's NOT from someone's head?
2) Is "Single White Female" a classic?
3) Was Bridget Fonda, at one point, the whitest actress in Hollywood?
4) Are you surprised, when looking for where Bridget Fonda is now, that you can't simply look up and see her whiteness shining brightly?
5) Praphit's Pick - Peter Robbins
6) Which item would you like to see in the Bible Museum more - The toenail clippings of Goliath? The booger rag of Moses? or the tables that Jesus flipped?
7) Would "The Flip" be a good idea for a Christian show?
8) Should kids practice jumping out of windows more in fire drills?
9) Should kids practice learning how to make the call of sacrificing themselves or others during a fire drill?
10) Should kids learn how to slay a dragon, just in case dragons are real and it was actually a dragon that started the fire... during a fire drill?
11) Should kids learn how to rat-out the arsonist in the group during a fire drill?
1/25/22 -
1) Is Peter Doocy (The Deuce) a stupid son of a bitch?
2) Is it pronounced "Deucey"? "Dookie?" or "Doochey"?
3) Should the POTUS be able to wear whatever the hell he wants?
4) Was there ever a time when people were proud to be freaks in a circus?
5) Do you know who the bleep Neil Young is?
6) Is Julia Fox muse material?
7) Is it lower back pain? or upper butt pain?
1/24/22 -
1) Have you ever been to a tent revival?
2) Should Praphit Productions buy a bus with a picture of Jesus and I side by side (looking amazing), and go on a tour called "Jamming with Jesus"?
3) Can one be both a drug lord and a good parent?
4) Is Russia always shady and without shame?
5) Should Tom Brady's next career be as an underwear model? a sketch comedy host? or an action hero?
6) Is Elon Musk definitely doing some mad scientist shit in his basement?
1/11/22 -
QOTD -
1) Is Elmo a bigot?
2) Is Elmo an adult?
3) Is it weird if an adult asks children to tickle him/her?
4) Does Amanda Nunes look so happy because of her beautiful family, success, and GOAT status? or is it because she was finally inducted into The Praphit Productions Hall of Fame?
5) Is Katy Perry trying too hard or not enough?
6) Does Rand Paul look like a lover and a fighter?
7) Did young Joe Biden cook fried chicken, shirtless (always), and sometimes only wearing a towel?
8) Was young Joe Biden all about Polo cologne and pinky rings?
9) Was young, ladies man, smelling good Joe Biden's Saturday nights about baseball and soda pop? strip clubs and Snickers Bars? or poker and his homemade fried chicken?
1/10/22
QOTD -
Praphit's Pick #1 - MJ Rodriguez
Praphit's Pick #2 - Betty White Comic
Praphit's Pick #3 - That time I met Bob Saget
1) Should Marvel honor Betty White by making a character based off of her, with the powers of both fire and ice - calling her "Mrs. Fice"?
2) Will the ladies be impressed if you can speak kazakh?
3) Is Megan a bitch?
4) Is having only the power of flight enough these days?
5) Is there a celebrity that you'd get pepper-sprayed for, in support of them?
6) Clay Aiken - wth?
1/5/21 -
HIATUS QOTD -
Praphit's Pick #2 - The Fart Lady
1) What's more offensive - being mistaken for Usher? or for Jason Derulo?
2) Do you know the difference between a scuffle and a kerfuffle?
3) Is Carrot Top delightful?
4) Does Deshaun "The Penis Monster" Watson pay an actress to pretend to be his happy girlfriend, in public, to make him seem less penis-monstery?
5) Is one of the hardest things a parent has to do - telling their kid that they suck?
6) Is the world ready for "O.J. Simpson's Killer Podcast"?
1/4/22 -
Hiatus QOTD -
1) Better to be stuck on the beltway for 18+ hours alone or with others?
2) Who should Bobby Fatts (The newest P.Pro. Star Wars Spin-off:) be played by? - Joe Pesci? Vin Diesel? or Dave Chappelle?
3) Can you make a good vampire movie without the R Rating?
4) Can you take a movie seriously that has Tyrese Gibson chasing down the main character?
5) Does Elizabeth Holmes make you more suspicious of pretty, blonde, white women?
1/3/22 - Hiatus QOTD -
1) Would you be interested in a sequel to KFC's "A Recipe for Seduction"?
2) Do you know what the 11 herbs and spices are for KFC?
3) Should Patton Oswalt have apologized or have told everyone "cram it"?
4) Is Yennefer a stupid name?
5) Has Carl Brutananadilewski ever appeared in your dreams?
Praphit's Pick #1 - "Broke Dick"