- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun morn "That Worship Thang" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
Short Stories - coming soon...
1) Don't F**k with Gremlins 2) El Cookie 3) Better Maul Saul 4) Mindbleepers 5) Whose Ass Is It Anyway? 6) Praphit's World
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
1) E.Weezy (Elizabeth Warren) 2) Katy Perry (I didn't really want to talk to Katy Perry. I said that I'd rather talk to her main squeeze (Orlando Bloom), and so...
3) ORLANDO MUTHA BLEEPIN BLOOM
4) LeBron James
1) Joe Rogan vs Stephen A Smith 2) Ben Shapiro vs Mike Tyson 3) E.Weezy vs Susan Sarandon II 4) Vin Diesel vs The Rock
FYI - I will be posting a new "Sweet Spot" on May 1st
1) Better show Ozark or Breaking Bad? 2) If two shows are tied in excellence, is a proper tie-breaker sexiness? 3) Which show (O or BB) have more sexy characters in them? 4) Does listening to Trump's Daily COVID-19 report increase our nation's chances of destruction?
5) Is WWE's The Undertaker an immortal in real-life (honestly... he has been wrestling for what feels like 70 years)?
6) Would you listen to marriage tips from Trump and Melania? 7) Are The Looney Tunes just a bunch of assholes?
1) Do you feel like you now have to hide before you can let out a cough? 2) Do you remember "Mad Money?" 3) Are you surprised that Praphit Productions has made it this far? 4) Has social distancing turned you into an asshole yet?
1) Does the trailer alone for "Tiger King" make you question everything? 2) Which cute animal is the most anti-social? - cats? bunnies? or geese? 3) Do you believe that women are running the music industry? 4) If it is (#3), is it being run by Beyoncé? 5) Are you with Erykah Badu concerning the "middle man"?
1) Should celebrities stop singing, while quarantined? 2) What the hell has Madonna been smoking? 3) Do you believe Jamal Murray? 4) Sumo Wrestlers doing all of sports for the 2020 Olympics - yay or nay? 5) Are strip clubs "essential"?
1) Are you here for Playboy Dolly? 2) Do you remember Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? 3) Would you have ever thought that the oldest people in the room would be the most radical (Bernie & E. Weezy)? 4) Has your job explained soap and water to you recently? 5) Should people who haven't already been washing their hands be arrested? 6) Should those engaged in aggressive PDA be arrested? 7) Harvey Weinstein 23yrs!!! - BLEEP'EM! Add more!!! - (though I guess that's not really a question:)
1) Would you want to live in a world where its possible for men to birth alien-chicken babies? 2) Did you know that in "Spider-Man: Homecoming", there are two girls who are playing "Kill, Bang, Marry" between Thor, Iron Man, and the Hulk?
3) Does everybody cheat at life? 4) If Stormy Daniels wins an Oscar, would you finally admit that we're living in a simulation?
1) Do you fart and run? 2) Should there be an app to connect the fart to the farter? 3) Is the courteous thing to do (in a fart sitch) to admit you dealt it? 4) Who the hell is Gaby? 5) Would Taylor Swift be the perfect artist to make Praphit Productions' soundtrack?
6) Should I fire Rita for daring to suggest that (#5)? 7) Should the Church be against late night Cheetos sex by the Bmore Harbor, if it's done within marriage?
Democrat Selection Contest (coming this PLW on Saturday). Challenges:
-drinking -arm wrestling -twister -scrabble -beauty -chili -jokes -a good game of chicken
(Bloomy, E.Weezy, Bernie, Uncle Joe, Petey Butts, Klo... something or other, bring Yang back, who else is still in there? --- we'll throw Kathy Griffin in there to rep anyone that I've forgotten:) BOOM!
This past weekends JBBC (every other month - see PW page)
1) Should Steven Segal be above the law? 2) Does Eminem look like Justin Timberlake? 3) Do you have 3 nipples?
1) Wilder's (boxer) excuse on why he lost the big fight - what the hell? 2) Which food makes the most sense before Lent - pancakes? gumbo? or McDonald's 3) Should one always pass on the Fidel Castro question? 4) Is Michaelangelo (TMNT) bisexual?
- please keep presidential contest challenges coming in (via email) - I'll unleash them soon:)
1) Are you down with OPB (other people's blood) ? 2) Who's scarier - Tyson Fury or Mike Tyson? 3) Who would you rather have in your corner - a yes man/woman or a naysayer?
4) Do you know who Young Nudy is?
On Saturday's PLW - I'll talk about out Black History Month peeps as well as unleash a new system for picking our president. There will be a series of challenges. Email me your suggestions:)
1) Should tall people who can't play basketball "Go kick rocks."? 2) Is the doppelganger the perfect excuse? 3) Will there ever be a female equivalent to The Rock? 4) More damaging for the soul - Tom & Jerry? or The JLo & Shakira booty show? 5) Was Pete Davidson hot in drag? 6) More damaging for the soul - The Jlo & Shakira booty show? Janet Jackson's legendary half time show? or staring deep into Pete Davidson's SNL boobs? 7) Did you know that breast milk could dry up?
The 2020 Booty Wars are coming this Saturday to PLW. Keep those suggestions coming (via email). So far we've got:
Kim K (current champ) JLo Brad Pitt Shakira Andy Reid
1) Better movie - "Parasite" or "Endgame"? 2) What moved your emotions more - Joaquin's Joker awkwardly laughing or Iron Man courageously dying?
3) Is it blasphemous to call Eminem the GOAT? 4) Does Trump have any redeeming qualities? 5) Better to have "the talk" with your parents or a cartoon character? 6) Best Bateman - Jason? Patrick? or Bill?
1) Old Bay Hot Sauce News! - did that make your day? 2) Dating someone - you find out that they eat French fries without ANYTHING on them ( no salt, pepper, nothing!) - dump them on the spot? or expose them AND dump them on social media?
3) Was that last question too strong of a response?
4) Do you understand how "The Bachelor/ The Bachelorette" works? 5) Are white romcoms dead? 6) Is farting a fireable offense?
1) Jlo becoming an action hero (Anaconda)? - yay or nay? 2) Jlo's booty becoming an action hero? - yay or nay? 3) Reboot "Final Destination" - yay of nay? 4) "Candyman" reboot - yay or nay? 5) Would unfiltered social media comment threads, that you're forced to watch and listen to for eternity be Hell itself?
It was hard for us to do our regular thing right after what happened to Kobe, his daughter, and the others who were tragically killed in that helicopter accident. Maybe we'll be back to our normal nonsense tomorrow.
As far as the Grammys - here's the best I could do under the circumstances, but I promise a solid talk about it and the current state of music, this Saturday on "PLW".
PLUS, Michael Jackson is having a tribute concert? What the bleep bleep? I'll talk about that on PLW, this Saturday, as well.
NEXT FIGHT!!!! - Trump vs Pelosi - coming Feb 3rd on "Praphit Presents"
1) Does Bernie Sanders hate women? 2) Did Bernie used to grab the butts of women back in the day? 3) Is Dave Chappelle throwing away his vote?
(will talk about these on Saturday's PLW)
1) More evil - Facebook or Twitter? 2) Does it seem like a rapper (maybe Drake) would be more appropriate for a Bond film called "No Time To Die". 3) Should Vince Vaughn be kicked out of Hollywood for shaking hands with Trump? 4) Has Terry Crews been taking all of the steroids? 5) What would motivate you more at your job - receiving an award? trying to avoid punishment? drugs? booty? 6) Should they replay the World Series (Astros Cheating Scandal)?
1) Have you ever had the "anger shakes"? 2) Would you think that an actual "Anger Shake" would consist of strawberry ice cream, bull semen, meth, hot sauce, bourbon, and caramel? 3) Would any reputable psychologist agree with me, that sometimes ya gotta burn shit down to the ground (literally)?
4) Should you be allowed to challenge 3 people a year to Mortal Kombat? 5) Is it possible to feel sorry for Jared Leto (as Morbius)? 6) Laura Dern - on drugs? straight-up-kinky? or criminal (bangin baby Yoda)?
*please continue to send in ideas for comic characters:)
1) Do you want Snoop Dogg rapping to your kids? 2) Iran - what the hell? 3) Do you know how to pronounce Kevin Feige's name? 4) Should Kevin What's-his-name be known as a bi*ch a** n%%$# to the transgender community, due to his "walk back" (if it was a walk back)?
5) Worse idea for a movie - remake "The Grudge"? or "Cats"?
We're Back! It was rough today. All of this time to rest, and nobody rested:)
Good news! - gonna kick the Soundcloud posts back up next week. I'm steadily working on new shows for PME and PW, so stay tuned. Any donations (see home page) would be appreciated.
1) Once a flirt, always a flirt? 2) Who would you rather date - Dexter? Norman Bates? or Joe from "You"? 3) Did you come back to work looking like poop? 4) Which is the more damning insult - saying that someone looks like "hot poop"? or "cold, hard poop"? 5) Praphit's Pick - should the Pope be allowed to slap whomever he wants? 6) GRONK! - why? 7) Camila Cabello - can one be a sexy racist? 8) Best idea for a NYE performer - Mariah Carey? Miley Cyrus? or Carrot Top? 9) Are the demo candidates not named E. Weezy, Bernie, or Biden wasting their money?