1) Could you eat 50. dollars worth of meat? 2) Can a liar and a dictator meeting to discuss peace be a good thing? 3) Would you want to see a Fast Food Character origin movie, that's rated R of course? (BK, Wendy, Ronald, etc).
6/12/18 -
Yo! Sooooo, update - July 7th we'll be kicking off the new Tv Season. Yaaaaaay!
Just posted some music reviews on praphiteyes - DMB, Lily Allen, and some new Christian jams.
Annnnnd here are the questions for the day:
1) Can anyone recover from walking in on your parents doing it? 2) Could the world handle it if Thor came out as gay? 3) Could the world handle it if Luke Cage came out as gay? 4) Will all Melissa's break your heart? 5) Would a Christian TMZ ruin the Church?
6/11/18 -
Party People! Check out praphiteyes for new updates. I was going to do the review for Into the Badlands, but there may be some changes. I'll get back to y'all about that. For now, here are the questions of the day:
1) Is slapstick the only timeless comedy? 2) Does Eminem give a damn? 3) Is pooping ever cute? 4) Is dating someone who is 30 years older than you the way to go?
6/10/18 -
Whatz shakin, everybody?!
Sorry, but there will be no TWT today. There will however be a new DEVO early this coming week.
Two more weeks of production season before I start releasing new stuff. Next season will be another Tv season and I have a lot planned, so stay tuned; it'll begin in July, after our break for the 4th.
Also, next Tumblr movie review will be on "Hereditary".
1) Will John Praphit one day burn the city down? 2) Will John Praphit one day be on that pole? 3) Who's job is more difficult - cop or entertainer? 4) If Ambien actually had a side effect that included temporary racist, would people still use it? 5) In that white house meeting - will regular people be more distracted by Kim Kardashian's sexy look or sexy smell?
1) Is Lil Baby the worst rapper name ever? 2) Who started rappers wearing skinny jeans? 3) Will baggy jeans ever come back? 4) Who would you rather have visit you in the hospital - a pop singer or a clown?
Plenty of Soundcloud posts - this week we got into NFL plantation mentality policy:), BTS "Love Yourself" review, black batman, Will Arnett's fetish, and I think at some point I wanted to burn down the city.
Next week is Missions Week, excluding Monday, cuz we'll be off (Memorial Day)
Thanks to everyone for your continued support. We'll be back at it on Tuesday with praphiteyes antics, games, and daily polls.
Love, y'all! Have a good holiday!
5/16/18 -
Party People! Sorry for the delay! Gotz action on praphiteyes.tumblr.com
Deadpool review coming this weekend!
Still in production season - working on a lot of new music and shows. Can't wait to tell y'all about them.
Annnnd I will be getting to the bottom of Carrie Underwood, Beyoncé, and Kanye - if you don't know, you will once you check out PLW this Saturday morning on SoundCloud).
Questions of the day:
- Should there be an exotic meat truck that delivers to the neighborhood? - Would you take something called "Brazilian Butt Boost"? - Have we vastly underrated the sensual powers of the sax? - Should sports gambling somehow lead to effects on players (Ex. James Harden shaving beard, Lebron dressed as a princess, Curry playing a game blindfolded)?
5/14/18 -
Yo! Thanks to everyone who helped out with the outreach; it was a success! I'll be getting back to y'all about all of that success soon enough. In the meantime, here are the questions of the day:
- Should everything be titled "Blind Cannibal Assassins"? - Is Amanda Nunes a bully? - Did Lebron James' magical deflection work on you? - Would stripper teachers benefit education in America? - What really happened to Carrie Underwood's face?: a) Ninja training? b) Missy Elliott? c) Cut herself shaving?
You can also check out praphiteyes.tumblr.com for more action! Have a good week!
5/3 -
Philly has been beating my ass today; I've got nuthin for y'all:)
Here's what I could muster (questions of the day):
1) Could God ever call someone to be a gigolo (minster of love)? 2) Would you still love your praphit if he became a gigolo? 3) Are the Washington Racists (Aka Redskins) just the absolute worst (cheerleader nastiness - google it)?
Things to look forward to this weekend: Kanye Game, Glassdoor Epic Review, and my continued investigation into The Smallville Cult.
NOW - Questions of the day:)
1) Can you separate artist from asshole? 2) Would Ant Man and The Wasp have come in handy against Thanos? 3) Should Laurence Fishburne be upset that he's not in Wakanda?
5/1 - Question for today:
1) Did you know that Jackie Chan has planted his seed all over the world? 2) Who would win in a fight (today) - Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris? 3) Do we all have a price? 4) Can one take back an apology (Kathy Griffin & Miley Cyrus)?
1) Does Post Malone deserve another chance? 2) Is there anything you wouldn't do to keep yourself from hanging out with Miley Cyrus? 3) Can you be a hero if you're also a mass murderer (Sonny)? 4) Is sexuality like ice cream?
4/17/18 - Wow, it has been a while. Sorry, y'all. Most of my time has been wrapped up in this tour while simultaneously looking for more funding. Hopefully, things will get back to normal soon. Thanks for your patience:)
I'll be doing a special Walking Dead post to wrap up the season this PLW on Saturday morning. You'll wanna check out Soundcloud.com - and type JPraph.
About to post some stuff on praphiteyes (tumblr), but for now here is the return of our questions of the day:
1) Team Rick or Team Maggie? 2) ... or should it be team evil Jesus (what was with that meeting in the dark?:) 3) Better morale booster, a person in fashion or a person in entertainment? (specifically in a post-apocalyptic world) 4) Would you want an "Inside Out 2"?
---- btw, next "PraphaRanks" - TOP 10 ANIMATED MOVIES:)
5) Is there any territory porn won't go? (where's the shame?)
Thanks again, errbody!
3/21/18 - Are diff types of jays like washing dishes? Do you want more violence in your baseball? Is it time to retire TWD? Is there beauty underneath the lies and shame (Sarah Huckabee Sanders)?
3/20/18 -
TWD -
AWARDS & Grade - on post (Praphit Presents - SoundCloud [JPraph])
- Is Rosita the most useless character in TWD? - Does Rick really want to kill Negan? - Do you agree with Simon? - Would Infinity War have a better premise if it included Thanos wanting to bang half of the universe (he wants to get in those pants, and he doesn't mind charming you)?
SNOOP PRESENTS BIBLE OF LOVE
Grade: D+ - it's a lil less than your generic black gospel album, but... it's Snoop!
- Did you know that Snoop has a gospel album? - Would you trust a minister named Uncle Chucc? - Is Snoop hittin that?
3/7/18 -
Questions! (from yesterday:) YES! -
- Would you hire Sam Nunberg for your children's birthday party? - Does Meghan Trainor suffer from rhythmless disorder? - Is James Harden's beard fake? - Is James Harden a lil pudgy? - Is that pudge full of beer? - Would you stick a straw in it and drink that beer? - Did I just make it weird?
MOT - JESSICA JONES! - watch it, doggy!
3/6/18 -
Questions! -
- Is Fergie back? - Is anyone back if Dj Khaled says so? - Does Dj Khaled make you believe? - Better to be rare or the best?
---- praphiteyes.tumblr.com will have the next TB date this weekend - me and the Trash Queen from The Walking Dead. Plus, a big battle between Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears! Spladow! : - )
3/5/18 -
Questions of the day!:
- #OscarsSoBoring? - Do you agree with the winners? - How does Gary Oldman beat Denzel at anything? - Trash Queen's wardrobe - yay or nay?
TWD:
Booty award - Aaron (he's gone to the other side on the island of lesbians) Clown award - The director (the beginning scene close ups... HACK) Badass award - Rick and his infinite bullets Zombie award - faceless zombie Quote - BULLLLLSHIT! ~ Simon
Grade:
- no connection to island of lesbians - still stretching out Carl - not enough Negan and Simon or Negan and Rick - zombie goodness though
D+
PLW - I fix the Oscars! - tomo we fix the winners of the Oscars on praphiteye.tumblr.com
Thanks, ya'll! Much lovin!
2/28/18 -
What it is?!
Soooooo, new Prapha Ranks tomo morn! - no That's craptastic! (sorry), and Anniversary tomorrow! PARTY!!!!!! YES!
Questions for the day:
- Would you let your kids live in Bmore for education purposes? - How do you feel about a black Wolverine? - Would a black Wolverine be a good sponsor for Baltimore? - How do you feel about a black Dexter? - Would a black Dexter be a better answer for Baltimore's probs? - Does Rick's daughter look like the torturer from The Princess Bride?
Badass champ - Morgan Booty Champ - The trash queen Zombie of the epi - Michael Jackson (who attacked Carl) Quote of the epi - "Shit is getting shittier, and you're about to die."
2/26/18 -
Whatz shakin, y'all?! Sorry for the lack of "Praphit Presents..." post. AMC has been effing up (that's right, I'm blaming them:) - but it'll be posted tomorrow morning.
2/21/18 -
There will be a "praphit eyes" special this Saturday (pics of the week) and don't forget new TB Date on PLW this Saturday as well.
MORE QUESTIONS :)
- Are silver and bronze for losers? - Is hate sex a thing? - is that hot? - Is The Hand lame? - Are you ashamed to like Kilgrave?
2/20/18 - more questions of the day!
1) Would you rather discuss celebs farting during the anthem than celebs being allowed to have political opinions?
2) Do you ever forget how old you are?
3) Is Fergie still cool? 4) Does Fergie get drunk before every performance?
2/20/18 -
Questions of the Day!
1) Do male models need to start a revolution? 2) Does the world need more thick, hairy, and nasty (in male models)? 3) Are boobs exposed on purpose? 4) Is T'Challa a secret polygamist? 5) Does Oprah stand a chance? 6) Does the NBA need more toe suckers? 7) Is Sam L pissed he's not in Black Panther? 8) Should Okoye be running Wakanda? 9) Did you like season 4 of Black Mirror? 10) Should white people be allowed to drive or own anything black?
2/19/18 -
New vids on the tube (check out "Praphitzstuhf")
Movie review of Black Panther on Tumblr coming soon!
Polls coming at ya tonight! Thanks for all of the support errbody! Much love!
Also next "Prapha Ranks" will be Feb 22nd (Top 10 Cartoons... you wouldn't necessarily want your kids to watch).
Annnnnd the next tour season will start on Mar 26th. Many more details t come! Love y'all!
2/9/18 -
MORE QUESTIONS! -
- Do young people know who Busta Rhymes is? - Is Iggy sexy? - Is Steve Aoki stealing money? - Is Daddy Yankee a hit making machine? - Larry Nassar... (bleep) him, am I right?? - Do you care about the Olympics?
2/6/18 -
Sorry for the delay, I was off of work yesterday due to some family stuff (allz well).
You can find my review to Black Mirror epi 4 at praphiteyes.tumblr.com
I'll have some music reviews for y'all later tonight.
Here are the questions from yesterday -
- Was Carson Wentz rooting for The Patriots? - Are Philly fans the most obnoxious fans around? - Who did kids think Justin Timberlake was? - Did JT play it too safe? - Does Gisele and money heal all wounds? - Who's more delusional - aging athletes or aging musicians? - Best and worst Super Bowl commercials? - Will Super Bowl Sunday be a thing 30 years from now?
ANTI Tribute to the movies of Kevin Spacey coming at the end of the month.
1/24/18 -
Wednesday's Questions!
1) Is LeBron James an evil genius? 2) Who's fighting for "little people"? 3) Would the Oscars be better with singing speeches and trap doors? - an Kimmel and McGowan Duo song about #Metoo and Healthcare? 4) Do the Awards (or any awards) actually matter?
MOT - "Philly's Best" in Columbia MD - this place's subs are the truth!
1) Has John Praphit pissed you off recently?:) 2) Would you join the military if they'd let you be an Avenger? 3) What COULD you toss to dogs and pigs? 4) Did black people invent fighting at funerals? 5) Is Paula White the worst type of crook? 6) Are the Patriots cheating? 7) Would QB press conferences be better if they acted like pro-wrestlers?
Tomorrow - Prapha Ranks! - Liam Neeson Movies!
Cliff action - soon!
Stardust action - soon!
1/17/18 - Questions for the week!
- Are you surprised that Chappelle is the last comedian standing? - Who has the best chance of a comeback - Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Aziz, or Bill Cosby? - Are you interested in a Caitlyn Jenner nude photo shoot? - Did Dave Chappelle pee on your inner child a lil bit... and you liked it? - Is Camila Cabello too young to be called sexy? - Can you make the booties shake while enlightening the minds? - Do you have to let it linger?
NEXT PRAPHA RANKS! - JAN 23rd (Top 5 Liam Neeson movies and... and... something else)
PRAPHIT PRODUCTIONS 1st ANNUAL HALL OF FAME - Jan 31st (in place of "That's Craptastic!"
1/11/18 -
Questions of the day!
- Should Stan Lee be able to grab as much ass as he wants to? - Did you know Trump had a spiritual advisor? - Is Paula White hot? - Should Paula White be able to grab as much ass as she wants to? - Did Isaiah Thomas do it on purpose?
1/10/18 -
Yo!
Soooooo many tech diffs to name - not just us, but Tumblr too.
Praphiteyes (coming this Saturday) - a new game, BIG FIGHT (Oprah vs Barr vs Rock), TB Date (Cardi B), new comic strip
New Movie Review on praphit.tumblr.com soon (My white daddy is back!) so stay tuned!
Grades: Song - A- Vid - B Album Title - What the hell?
Also see Bruno and Cardi B's new single "Finesse" - Song grade B, Vid grade A - mad in love with Cardi B now:)
Questions of the day... from yesterday:
- When you think you think manliness, do you think Bono and U2? - Are white people in on it? - Does Oprah have dark secrets? - Is rock music too girly today? - Should AI robots be able to grab as much ass as they want? - Are you on Team Lana Del Rey or Team Radiohead? - Should the Swedes know better (H&M ad)?
Much love, y'all!
1/8/18 -
Monday Questions:
- Oprah vs The Rock - who wins? (also our first battle of the week via praphiteyes.tumblr.com) - Do you know what Tiddlywinks are? - Is Anne Hathaway sexy when she's sick? - Would the NFL last without refs? - Would you have survived the Old Testament? - Do you know what Insidious means? - (don't cheat) - Is LaVar Ball the supportive parent that you've always wanted? 1/2/18 -
FIRST POST OF THE NEW YEAR! - and I have nothing to say:)
I'll be away this weekend, so PLW will be on Thursday morning, and TWT will be on Sunday evening. Still looking for suggestions on our next show to review.