Pence VS Trump Mike Tyson VS Ben Shapiro REMATCH Count Chocula VS Frankenberry Cardi B (coached by Alyssa Milano) vs Candace Owens (coached by The Praphit)
The BOOTY WARS - current champ - Elastiwoman Next War TBA - 10 spots to be filled: Champ, JLo, LeBron, Mickey Mouse, Vladmir Putin, Mileena, Natasha Bedingfield, Beyonce's demonic booty, and Steve Roger's ass of America, He-Man
8/4/21 -
QOTD -
1) Rank Tv Dads - Homer Simpson, Cliff Huxtable, Peter Griffin, Al Bundy, The 7th Heaven guy, Carl Winslow, Walter White, George Jefferson
2) Would Blake Lively be landing more work if she pronounced her first name as "B-LA-KE"?
3) Would America be ready for "The Louis CK Cumback Special"? 4) Should I be ashamed of the last question? 5) Would Jesus Christ eat at McDonald's? 6) Would old, peaceful, excessive pot-smoking Mike Tyson not only beat LeBron James in a boxing match, but literally punch the crap and spirit out of his body?
1) Have you ever used the word "fetishistic"? 2) ... which leads us to Praphit's Pick - PETA's Boob Day
3) What would make for the most controverisal He-Man series? - gay stuff? He-Man and She-Ra being the same person stuff? Skeletor being a nudist? OR He-Man is actually a black man in white face?
4) Who wins a fight between Megan Rapinoe and Candace Owens? 5) ... how about a dance off? 6) ... what about a rap battle?
7) Is Simone Biles going to throw that bronze medal in the trash when she gets home?
8/2/21 -
PW action is happening this weekend! Email me for details! "Sweet Spot" tomorrow!
QOTD -
1) Which is the best way for DaBaby to make it all better? : Give an insincere apology? Replace his female dancers with gay male dancers? OR Start a foundation for fighting STD's/HIV, supporting guy's who suck bleep in parking lots, and encouraging ladies to have their bleeps smelling like... whatever they'd like?
2) Apparently, he chose the first option - will this help?
3) Which would conservatives least want their kids learning in school - CRT? or Wokeness 101? : )
4) Matt Damon (your daughter had to teach you?)! What the hell?! 5) If you eat people on the regular, can you be considered a anti-HERO? 6) More surprising - that Obama would throw a very expensive bday party for himself? or that he's apparently a fan of Pearl Jam?
7/21/21 -
QOTD -
1) Game: Too Hard? or Too Soft? - have we been too hard or too soft on Pepe' Le Pew? - Megan Rapinoe - TH? or TS? - The Kardashian's, concerning this apparent "curse" - TH? or TS?
2) Would reverse psych have worked on the right, if Fauci had used it concerning getting vaccinated?
3) Should the stealing of one's soul be illegal?
7/20/21 -
QOTD
1) With a 70% chance of space-aids, do you go? 2) Let's play Help or Hurt?:
- If Joel Osteen started every sermon, riding in on a tiger... smoking a blunt? - If Osteen had boobs? - If Osteen gained 80 pounds of pure fat? - If Osteen started every sermon, riding in on a dolphin... drinking a Fresca?
3) If someone gets sacrificed to a ghoul during Kanye's listening party, would you be surprised?
4) Better to surround yourself with people who are smarter/more talented than you OR to surround yourself with people who's weaknesses make you look like a god?!
7/19/21 -
QOTD -
1) Which code is stronger - "bros before hoes"? or "chicks before dicks?" : ) 2) Who's the most boring? : Hawkeye? Leonardo? Cyclops? or Fred (from Scooby Doo)?
3) Best X-Men story line for the next movie?: The Dark Phoenix Saga? X-Men, Time Travelers? or Cyclops, male prostitute & raging alcoholic?
4) Why aren't there more pics of celebs with boogers in their noses? 5) Would you rather have a dad who can beat up anyone else's dad? or a mom who can drink anyone else's mom under the table?
7/7/21 -
QOTD -
1) Are you a fool if you doubt Marvel? 2) Is the best way to value old people, giving them free, unlimited access to all of the world's drugs. 3) You show up at your favorite restaurant, there's only a 10 minute wait, but Bill Cosby is there - what do you do?
4) Does Joe Biden still have a few more brisk jogs in him?
5) Praphit's Pick #3 - Halsey misses a button. - Fine art of an empowered woman, fully (and without shame) embracing the privilege of motherhood, while also gazing at more power to come? or... some hoe with her boob out?
1) If someone says to you "I'm not trying to take all of your money", are they lying?
2) Is it weird for a mechanic to be beautiful? 3) Are fireworks galactically stupid? 4) Is America beautiful? 5) If so, what kind of beautiful?: traditionally? supermodel? sneakily? Slutty? 6) Is "America the Beautiful" a good song?
1) Would you ever name your child "Goop"? 2) If you did, would it be your fault if that child grew up to be a cannibal? 3) Did T-Pain ruin music? 4) Loudoun County - what the hell? 5) Does anyone do family better than Vin Diesel? 6) More embarrassing arrests - indecent exposure? selling drugs to kids? public pooping?
1) Are you here for the "Karen" franchise? : ) 2) Can cynicism be cured by hugs and bubble gum? 3) Does every wholesome family need a loving shady character around? 4) Can you have credibility when your name is "Trick Daddy"?
6/21/21 -
Don't forget about our Summer Kickoff Celebration this weekend! Hit me up for details!
QOTD -
1) Would Thanos be more or less intimidating if he were a frequent lip balmer?
2) Were you ever taught how to apply lip balm? 3) A sexual encounter with Lady Death would leave one with dry lips, a dry crotch, and a river of tears? - yay? or nay?
4) Laurel Hubbard - should I touch that one? : ) 5) Were you aware that "the lizard brain" contains not only "fight or flight?" but feeding, fear, freezing up, and fornication?
6) Are you here for the Dave Chappelle Foo Fighter Cover Album?
1) Can punching someone in the face be considered good leadership? 2) Is John Cena in every commercial? 3) Would Cow-Man, a man with the powers of a cow, be a productive superhero?
4) Better name for a child - Riboflavin? or Magnesium? 5) Kink at Pride - yay? or nay?
6/8/21 -
Just a reminder! The Praphit will be LIVE tonight! YES!
LIVE! :)
QOTD -
1) "Praphit Bucks" yay or nay? 2) Would you say that Praphit is a benevolent overlord? 3) Would you rather have an office pizza party or an office death battle (winner gets half of the loser's salary)?
4) If there were a "Team of Cool", would Barack Obama lead it?
5) Is Bezos only going to space to make his ex jealous? 6) Would you rather be sexy or cool?
1) Is God done making decent human beings? 2) Are most of us just pretending that we understand cryptocurrency? 3) Would you bang a creepy, alien-looking creature in the woods? 4) Are you weirded-out by time? 5) Have you been killing cicadas at an alarming rate? 6) Who's hate is stronger - the hate liberals have towards Trump or the hate conservatives have towards Fauci?
1) Could Wendy (5"10 super thin 25 yr old suburban white chick) beat Lauryn Hill (now) in a fight?
2) Could Wendy beat Millie Bobby Brown in a fight? 3) Should Deshaun Watson be forced to get a tattoo on his forehead that reads "Penis Monster" as his punishment of shame? 4) Would you want to work for Kim Kardashian? 5) Who would best play the Monopoly Guy (opposite Kevin Hart) in the live-action movie? - Kevin Spacey? Kate McKinnon? or Cold Stone Steve Austin?
1) If you find a life partner who finds the smell of your farts sexy - have you found a winner?
2) Date Night Winkle in the popcorn, at the movies - was that ever a thing? 3) Does Marjorie Taylor Greene have the body of a kickball player?
4) You find out, on the first date, that the person you've been enamored with all night has a tattoo of the devil on their back - second date or no second date?
5/24/21 -
1) Should they give out athletic awards for best faker? 2) Should there be a steroids Hall of Fame? 3) Do porcupines make good pets? 4) Should one feel good or bad about becoming the oldest person to do something?
5) Is the pandemic over? 6) Are all of the men on the "Eternals" set flirting big time with Angelina Jolie?
7) Might Millie Bobby Brown play a "Deviant" in the movie "Eternals"?
5/12/21 -
QOTD -
1) Joe Budden - what the bleep?! 2) Do you feel sorry for Tomi Lahren? 3) Is Gandhi's legacy tarnished? 4) Is it a sin to flirt with a nun? 5) Did you know that Don Cheadle is Donald Duck?
5/11/21 -
1) Should the person who reaches passed colorful donuts for a plain one be fired?
2) Have you ever dunked a donut? 3) "Real Housewives of Praphit Productions - having someone play my wife, cloning her four times, having her and the clones' locked in a mansion long enough to forget who's the original, and then play a game in which at the end they guess who's the original - whoever gets it wrong dies.
- yay? or nay? : )
4) Have you ever turned the pages of a book with your toes?
5) Mortal Kombat: Scorpion's Revenge -
a) Is Sonya a bully? b) Would there be a Scorpion if he was down with Jesus?
6) Should Donald Glover's nickname be "D. Glove"?
5/10/21 -
QOTD -
1) Did you know that aspergers is now called ASD (autism spectrum disorder)? 2) Does SNL need to get over itself? 3) Are you surprised that Queen Latifah's "The Equalizer" is still going? 4) Is it fair or foul to assume that all of the bad guys that Queen Latifah has faced as The Equalizer have gotten away?
5) Which do people enjoy more - laughing or arguing? 6) Which is scarier - getting married to an alien in space or getting married to a mermaid towards the bottom of the ocean?
5/9/21 -
Doing a special "Praphit Presents" to make up for not doing a "TWT" on Monday
Happy Mother's Day!
5/7/21 -
FYI - "Praphit's Last Word" will be late tomorrow. And NO TWT this weekend. Also - here's the new Praphit Worship action - Psalm 42
1) What would you do if the cicadas came out to eat the person or thing that you love the most?
2) Should God play a prank on us - and make the cicadas the size of human beings?
3) Live Winnie The Pooh Movie -
Seth Rogen as Pooh, Eliot Page as Piglet, Morgan Freeman as Eeyore, Anthony Mackie as Rabbit, Claymation for Kanga and Roo, Leslie Jones as Owl, and Daniel Kaluuya as Tigger ---- yay or nay?
4/27/21 -
QOTD -
1) Having an annual "Steamy Make Out Day" - yay or nay? 2) "Thunder Johnson" - a name for an action hero or a porn star? 3) Do you consider those who go to church as "religious zealots"? 4) Rose McGowan - what the hell? 5) When Tucker Carlson farts, does he immediately blame the act on the Democrats?
1) Proper reaction to Chris Weidman's leg injury - vomiting? prayer? a combo of vomiting AND prayer? questioning all things good and holy in this world?
2) Do you know about Caine from "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues"? 3) Are you down for a reboot starring Jack Black as Caine? 4) What's the greater achievement - a black man becoming president in the US? or a black man becoming Captain America?
5) Is Hollywood as depressed as it's ever been? 6) Which "Mortal Kombat" is better - 1995's? or 2021's? 7) Would the rather have Sonya Blade and her pretty pink rings protecting you or Nacho Libre? 8) Best fit to be the lead character in the next GTA game - Mike Tyson? Jack Black? or Elizabeth Warren (E.Weezy)?
1) Should the Fast and Furious gang join the DC or Marvel universe? 2) Does Anderson Cooper's blue eyes make the fear taste like chocolate? 3) Does Tucker Carlson's perpetual look of confusion make the lies taste like week old coleslaw? 4) Did you have a crush on Rita from the old school Power Rangers? 5) Can a corpse ever be considered sexy?
4/13/21 -
QOTD -
1) Does Megan's bitchy-ness know any bounds? 2) Can Liberty University go straight to hell? 3) Is it possible to tell someone to go "straight to hell" in a loving way? 4) World Peace or infinite various ice cream? 5) Grimes' new tat - sexy as hell? a cry for help? or rich, bored, white people shit? 6) Should an officer of 26 years know the difference between their taser and their gun? 7) Is resigning, sometimes, the equivalent of running away?
4/12/21 -
QOTD -
1) Usher bucks - what the hell? 2) What's sadder in a strip club - thinking that this can't be what these ladies had hoped for in their paths? married men getting lap dances from women who are their daughters age? or someone eating dinner in the corner?
3) Should it be illegal for people to ruin great songs by singing along? 4) Is Daniel Bedingfield proud of his sister's booty video? 5) Should anyone be offended if Kevin James is playing them in a movie?
4/9/21 -
Yo! FYI -"Praphit's Last Word" is going to be a lil late on Saturday; probably in mid-afternoon. But, there's a new "Sweet Spot" to check out while you wait.
Sorry. Thanks!
3/31/21 -
QOTD -
1) Do you remember "FartGate"? 2) Did Eric Swalwell's family lose all respect for him as a result? 3) Did you know that Wendy Williams once farted on air (allegedly. she also vehemently denies all claims of fartage)?
4) Does one fart question deserve another? 5) Which would you rather see in a movie - King Kong hurling giant balls of poop? or Godzilla destroying cities with radioactive farts?
6) Do you agree with Chelsea Handler? 7) Are you excited for a live action PowerPuff Girls?
1) Who the hell is Jim? 2) Does anyone who spends $1000 on a pair of shoes deserve an ass whupin? 3) Does listening to Marjorie Taylor Greene make you feel like something is crawling up your butt?
4) Does MTG know what "communism" means? 5) Is a knee to the crotch a knee to the crotch (accidental or not)? 6) Do any of the X-Men movies deserve to be on the Mount Rushmore of comic book films?
7) Am I crazy to think that "Spider-Man 2" (Tobey) is the best movie in that franchise?
8) Sexier Aunt May - Marisa Tomei? or Rosemary Harris?
3/29/21 -
Check out the Tourney updates on the home page :)
QOTD -
1) Would you watch a movie called "Hobo Ninja"? 2) Is Jackie Chan too old for that nonsense? 3) Do you know who Cheech and Chong are? 4) Are movie theaters coming back in a big way? 5) Does Satan look more bored or annoyed by Lil Nas X's lapdance? 6) Better anthem for the kids - "Old Town Road"? or "WAP"? 7) Do all of the kids in the neighborhood call her (Madonna) "Granny M"? 8) Would you rather hear that your child was involved in carjacking someone? or that they were twerking on Satan's lap? 9) Will men and women every understand one another?
3/17/21 -
Thanks to all who participated in our Virtual Pub Crawl. We're gonna do it again tomorrow and Friday. If you want in, hit us up! Trying to get a new list of Bmore bars together for a new top 5... cuz most of our favorites are gone now : - (
QOTD -
1) Best role models - musicians? athletes? cops? teachers? or JLo? 2) Are all answers to all questions - "JLo? 3) Most likely reason for JLo & Arod split - inappropriate flatulence? infidelity? or resentful struggles over pizza toppings?
4) Did you know that black farmers exist? 5) A better topic for "First Take" to discuss - Jeremy Lin's comments about racism towards Asians in the NBA or "Who's the GOAT - Jordan or LeBron James?" 6) Can one learn all of life's lessons by playing Tetris?
3/16/21 -
QOTD -
1) Kim Yo-Jong! - sexy intimidating? intimidatingly sexy? or "Shut up, Praphit, before she has someone drag you off in the middle of the night"?
2) "Cause a stink"? - Kim Yo-Jeezy meant - A) a fart? B) a baby poop? or C) "Shut up, Praphit, before she has someone drag you off in the middle of the night."
1) Are people ever going to get over Macklemore beating Kendrick? 2) Do you ever drink your own blood? 3) Are Pacino, Deniro, and Streep overrated, CUZ they couldn't play characters in Superhero films?
4) Could Tom Hanks play every character involved in the Avengers movies? 5) Does "Woke Nation" know that Bill Burr is playing them? :) 6) Should we kill the planet before it kills us?
3/6/21 -
Forgive me! I have recorded "PLW". SoundCloud, however, is not allowing me to upload it. Blame them. No worries! As soon as they stop sucking (having technical difficulties) I'll post it, and probably also do another post, suffciently ripping them, cuz AGAIN - SoundCloud sucks!
Have a lovely day :)
~ Praphit
3/3/21 -
QOTD - TODAY:)
1) Does Glenn Beck look like he wants to sell you some chicken? 2) Has the genderless potato head cancelled freedom? 3) Have you ever spoken these words to someone - "I wanna sex you up?"
QOTD (for Tuesday):
1) Should we have been using a potato all along to teach kids about sex? 2) Can you say "Ibrahimovic'" five times fast? 3) Will you now view The Cat from "The Cat in the Hat" as racist? 4) Randy Orton vs Soulja Boy - who ya got? 5) Who is the Tupac of today? - Dababy? Megan Thee Stallion? Macklemore? Pooh Sheisty?
Sorry! Ha! I'm so late! Here are the questions of the day (for monday)
1) "I'll cough on your ass!" - Intimidating? Sexy? or Confusing? 2) Should new couples get all of the gross and secrets out in the open before the 3rd date? 3) "Jared Leto's Cult Island" - best name for a game show? a horror show? an actual cult? or a ride at Disney? 4) Could Harry Styles pick you up with a wink? 5) Who has less f&@ks to give? - Penn or Pacino?
2/18/21 -
Yo! : ) FYI - PLW this Saturday will be in the late afternoon. Don't hate me. It really can't be helped. Love, y'all! Peace.
2/17/21 -
FYI - In March, we're going to have a virtual pub crawl to celebrate St Paddy's! Going to support some bars/restaurants that have been struggling the most around the city.
Also, in March, we're going to have our Annual Musical March Madness Extravaganza. So, Stay tuned.
1) Is there a thin line between trashy Dundalk and sexy Dundalk? 2) "Cruella" trailer - yay? or nay? 3) Are we going to give Cruella's dog cruelty a pass due to girl power and her strong sense of style?
4) Did Amy Cooper need a class or an ass whupin? 5) Can we all agree that Megan is a huge bitch? 6) Do you ever say to yourself "I wish I had some crack?" 7) Is Dana White a poopyhead
2/16/21 -
QOTD
1) Would you be good with Jesse Eisenberg in your Snyder Cut? 2) Should they replace Amber Heard with Johnny Depp (same character)? 3) Who do you trust more - The Praphit or Merriam-Webster?
4) Find the "Anti-Heroes": Deadpool? Venom? Batman? Harley? Fauci? Wanda Maximoff? 5) Will Islam make Dave Chappelle funnier? 6) When will I be able to sing and dance to "Remix to Ignition" again without judgment?
2/15/21 -
Aaaaaah, I forgot to give a "Last Word". How the hell did I do that?!
1) Did the Zack Snyder cut trailer excite you? 2) Do you want more of Jared Leto's Joker? 3) Is Granny Goodness sexy? 4) Is Wonder Woman hiding from Darkseid, due you a shameful one night stand?
5) Would the Justice League have supported Trump? 6) More fun to watch - Mario Kart? or Nascar? 7) Would it be a bad look for Bubba Wallace to drive the Hennessy car? 8) Do you know what "spilling tea" means? 9) Does Christian music need more F-Bombs?
2/3/21 -
QOTD - 1) Is great sex ever worth STD's and getting peed on? 2) Could LeBron James commit murder on the court and still have the NBA worshipping him?
3) Morgan Wallen... wow. 4) Should all of country music's black artists (all five of them : ) get together for a "Tour of Blackness"?
5) Would you rather be turned into Beast or The Blob (both from X-Men comics) from a covid mutation? 6) Bets for who the big cameo in "WandaVision" is going to be - Strange? Old Man Capt? Ruffalo? Mysterio? Sam L Jackson?
2/2/21 -
Praphit's Picks - Manson on Manson?
QOTD -
1) Do you ever forget that ice is slippery? 2) Is Ted Cruz a poopyhead? 3) Did you or anyone you knew ever rush home to watch "Saved by the Bell"? 4) - does that make a person a loser? 5) Does unwarranted-dick-pic guy's confidence (or delusion) impress you? 6) Do you have any sympathy for "Courtside Karen"? 7) Did you know that the little boy in "The Golden Child" was actually a girl?
2/1/21 -
Yo! It's Black History Month, baby! Check out the home page for peeps that we're honoring.
QOTD -
1) Are home movies of a birth ever a good idea? 2) Zoom birth - yay? or nay? 3) Would someone enjoy "WandaVision" if they know nothing about "The Avengers" movies?
4) Should the Falcon and Winter Soldier series simply be called "Avengers: The Black Guy and the White Guy"?
5) Is the term "grooming always creepy? 6) Should we be surprised about these latest Marilyn Manson allegations? 7) Can the snow that Baltimore just got be considered a storm?
1) Cory Booker, you lucky son of a bitch. 2) Were you more impressed by President Biden's speech or Bernie's mittens? 3) Was Lady Gaga wearing a table cloth? 4) Does Lady Gaga always have a golden mic on her, ready to rock? 5) Were you disappointed that JLo didn't bust out a stripper pole at the inauguration? 6) Do you want your savior posing for a magazine (Cori Bush)? 7) Is the answer to America's problems as simple as stopping the shouting and lowering the temperature?
1/19/21 -
QOTD
1) Does Olivia Rodrigo need to quit whining? 2) Who's side are you on? - Olivia Rodrigo's or the guy who dumped her for a hot blonde (who probably doesn't whine)?
3) Does Olivia Rodrigo have horrible taste in guys?
4) Does a lack of response ever warrant a dick pic (Mets ex-GM)? 5) "Lab-Grown Meat" yay or nay? 6) Vagina scented candles? - why? 7) Seriously, WHY?!
1/18/21 -
QOTD -
1) Should Dunkin Donuts have a MLK donut on MLK Day... with his face, smiling on the top (laser-thin icing), and chocolate and vanilla cream inside?
2) Should black people feel ripped by the fact that we still have to work on MLK Day? - and we don't get anything free? (i do).
3) Do you think Mortal Kombat the movie (coming out this year) will be any good?
4) Would Nic Cage being a one man show in Mortal Kombat make it a better movie?
5) Am I giving Joe Rogan and his podcast too much credit?
6) Have you ever had Jolly Rancher soda? 7) Is giving kids candy to drink a good reward?