- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "That Worship Thang AH" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories -
The Last Dance 2 Snowpisser "No, It's Snot!" Team Praphit? - Comics Shark Wins Season 2 John Praphit's "Power Rangers"
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Gwyneth Paltrow Greta Thunberg
Mario
FIGHTS:
Pence VS Trump Mike Tyson vs Ben Shapiro REMATCH Count Chocula vs Frankenberry Cardi B (coached by Alyssa Milano) vs Candace Owens (coached by The Praphit)
Neil DeGrasse Tyson vs Steak-umms
The BOOTY WARS - current champ - Elastiwoman Next War TBA
1) Should the Fast and Furious gang join the DC or Marvel universe? 2) Does Anderson Cooper's blue eyes make the fear taste like chocolate? 3) Does Tucker Carlson's perpetual look of confusion make the lies taste like week old coleslaw? 4) Did you have a crush on Rita from the old school Power Rangers? 5) Can a corpse ever be considered sexy?
4/13/21 -
QOTD -
1) Does Megan's bitchy-ness know any bounds? 2) Can Liberty University go straight to hell? 3) Is it possible to tell someone to go "straight to hell" in a loving way? 4) World Peace or infinite various ice cream? 5) Grimes' new tat - sexy as hell? a cry for help? or rich, bored, white people shit? 6) Should an officer of 26 years know the difference between their taser and their gun? 7) Is resigning, sometimes, the equivalent of running away?
4/12/21 -
QOTD -
1) Usher bucks - what the hell? 2) What's sadder in a strip club - thinking that this can't be what these ladies had hoped for in their paths? married men getting lap dances from women who are their daughters age? or someone eating dinner in the corner?
3) Should it be illegal for people to ruin great songs by singing along? 4) Is Daniel Bedingfield proud of his sister's booty video? 5) Should anyone be offended if Kevin James is playing them in a movie?
4/9/21 -
Yo! FYI -"Praphit's Last Word" is going to be a lil late on Saturday; probably in mid-afternoon. But, there's a new "Sweet Spot" to check out while you wait.
Sorry. Thanks!
3/31/21 -
QOTD -
1) Do you remember "FartGate"? 2) Did Eric Swalwell's family lose all respect for him as a result? 3) Did you know that Wendy Williams once farted on air (allegedly. she also vehemently denies all claims of fartage)?
4) Does one fart question deserve another? 5) Which would you rather see in a movie - King Kong hurling giant balls of poop? or Godzilla destroying cities with radioactive farts?
6) Do you agree with Chelsea Handler? 7) Are you excited for a live action PowerPuff Girls?
1) Who the hell is Jim? 2) Does anyone who spends $1000 on a pair of shoes deserve an ass whupin? 3) Does listening to Marjorie Taylor Greene make you feel like something is crawling up your butt?
4) Does MTG know what "communism" means? 5) Is a knee to the crotch a knee to the crotch (accidental or not)? 6) Do any of the X-Men movies deserve to be on the Mount Rushmore of comic book films?
7) Am I crazy to think that "Spider-Man 2" (Tobey) is the best movie in that franchise?
8) Sexier Aunt May - Marisa Tomei? or Rosemary Harris?
3/29/21 -
Check out the Tourney updates on the home page :)
QOTD -
1) Would you watch a movie called "Hobo Ninja"? 2) Is Jackie Chan too old for that nonsense? 3) Do you know who Cheech and Chong are? 4) Are movie theaters coming back in a big way? 5) Does Satan look more bored or annoyed by Lil Nas X's lapdance? 6) Better anthem for the kids - "Old Town Road"? or "WAP"? 7) Do all of the kids in the neighborhood call her (Madonna) "Granny M"? 8) Would you rather hear that your child was involved in carjacking someone? or that they were twerking on Satan's lap? 9) Will men and women every understand one another?
3/17/21 -
Thanks to all who participated in our Virtual Pub Crawl. We're gonna do it again tomorrow and Friday. If you want in, hit us up! Trying to get a new list of Bmore bars together for a new top 5... cuz most of our favorites are gone now : - (
QOTD -
1) Best role models - musicians? athletes? cops? teachers? or JLo? 2) Are all answers to all questions - "JLo? 3) Most likely reason for JLo & Arod split - inappropriate flatulence? infidelity? or resentful struggles over pizza toppings?
4) Did you know that black farmers exist? 5) A better topic for "First Take" to discuss - Jeremy Lin's comments about racism towards Asians in the NBA or "Who's the GOAT - Jordan or LeBron James?" 6) Can one learn all of life's lessons by playing Tetris?
3/16/21 -
QOTD -
1) Kim Yo-Jong! - sexy intimidating? intimidatingly sexy? or "Shut up, Praphit, before she has someone drag you off in the middle of the night"?
2) "Cause a stink"? - Kim Yo-Jeezy meant - A) a fart? B) a baby poop? or C) "Shut up, Praphit, before she has someone drag you off in the middle of the night."
1) Are people ever going to get over Macklemore beating Kendrick? 2) Do you ever drink your own blood? 3) Are Pacino, Deniro, and Streep overrated, CUZ they couldn't play characters in Superhero films?
4) Could Tom Hanks play every character involved in the Avengers movies? 5) Does "Woke Nation" know that Bill Burr is playing them? :) 6) Should we kill the planet before it kills us?
3/6/21 -
Forgive me! I have recorded "PLW". SoundCloud, however, is not allowing me to upload it. Blame them. No worries! As soon as they stop sucking (having technical difficulties) I'll post it, and probably also do another post, suffciently ripping them, cuz AGAIN - SoundCloud sucks!
Have a lovely day :)
~ Praphit
3/3/21 -
QOTD - TODAY:)
1) Does Glenn Beck look like he wants to sell you some chicken? 2) Has the genderless potato head cancelled freedom? 3) Have you ever spoken these words to someone - "I wanna sex you up?"
QOTD (for Tuesday):
1) Should we have been using a potato all along to teach kids about sex? 2) Can you say "Ibrahimovic'" five times fast? 3) Will you now view The Cat from "The Cat in the Hat" as racist? 4) Randy Orton vs Soulja Boy - who ya got? 5) Who is the Tupac of today? - Dababy? Megan Thee Stallion? Macklemore? Pooh Sheisty?
Sorry! Ha! I'm so late! Here are the questions of the day (for monday)
1) "I'll cough on your ass!" - Intimidating? Sexy? or Confusing? 2) Should new couples get all of the gross and secrets out in the open before the 3rd date? 3) "Jared Leto's Cult Island" - best name for a game show? a horror show? an actual cult? or a ride at Disney? 4) Could Harry Styles pick you up with a wink? 5) Who has less f&@ks to give? - Penn or Pacino?
2/18/21 -
Yo! : ) FYI - PLW this Saturday will be in the late afternoon. Don't hate me. It really can't be helped. Love, y'all! Peace.
2/17/21 -
FYI - In March, we're going to have a virtual pub crawl to celebrate St Paddy's! Going to support some bars/restaurants that have been struggling the most around the city.
Also, in March, we're going to have our Annual Musical March Madness Extravaganza. So, Stay tuned.
1) Is there a thin line between trashy Dundalk and sexy Dundalk? 2) "Cruella" trailer - yay? or nay? 3) Are we going to give Cruella's dog cruelty a pass due to girl power and her strong sense of style?
4) Did Amy Cooper need a class or an ass whupin? 5) Can we all agree that Megan is a huge bitch? 6) Do you ever say to yourself "I wish I had some crack?" 7) Is Dana White a poopyhead
2/16/21 -
QOTD
1) Would you be good with Jesse Eisenberg in your Snyder Cut? 2) Should they replace Amber Heard with Johnny Depp (same character)? 3) Who do you trust more - The Praphit or Merriam-Webster?
4) Find the "Anti-Heroes": Deadpool? Venom? Batman? Harley? Fauci? Wanda Maximoff? 5) Will Islam make Dave Chappelle funnier? 6) When will I be able to sing and dance to "Remix to Ignition" again without judgment?
2/15/21 -
Aaaaaah, I forgot to give a "Last Word". How the hell did I do that?!
1) Did the Zack Snyder cut trailer excite you? 2) Do you want more of Jared Leto's Joker? 3) Is Granny Goodness sexy? 4) Is Wonder Woman hiding from Darkseid, due you a shameful one night stand?
5) Would the Justice League have supported Trump? 6) More fun to watch - Mario Kart? or Nascar? 7) Would it be a bad look for Bubba Wallace to drive the Hennessy car? 8) Do you know what "spilling tea" means? 9) Does Christian music need more F-Bombs?
2/3/21 -
QOTD - 1) Is great sex ever worth STD's and getting peed on? 2) Could LeBron James commit murder on the court and still have the NBA worshipping him?
3) Morgan Wallen... wow. 4) Should all of country music's black artists (all five of them : ) get together for a "Tour of Blackness"?
5) Would you rather be turned into Beast or The Blob (both from X-Men comics) from a covid mutation? 6) Bets for who the big cameo in "WandaVision" is going to be - Strange? Old Man Capt? Ruffalo? Mysterio? Sam L Jackson?
2/2/21 -
Praphit's Picks - Manson on Manson?
QOTD -
1) Do you ever forget that ice is slippery? 2) Is Ted Cruz a poopyhead? 3) Did you or anyone you knew ever rush home to watch "Saved by the Bell"? 4) - does that make a person a loser? 5) Does unwarranted-dick-pic guy's confidence (or delusion) impress you? 6) Do you have any sympathy for "Courtside Karen"? 7) Did you know that the little boy in "The Golden Child" was actually a girl?
2/1/21 -
Yo! It's Black History Month, baby! Check out the home page for peeps that we're honoring.
QOTD -
1) Are home movies of a birth ever a good idea? 2) Zoom birth - yay? or nay? 3) Would someone enjoy "WandaVision" if they know nothing about "The Avengers" movies?
4) Should the Falcon and Winter Soldier series simply be called "Avengers: The Black Guy and the White Guy"?
5) Is the term "grooming always creepy? 6) Should we be surprised about these latest Marilyn Manson allegations? 7) Can the snow that Baltimore just got be considered a storm?
1) Cory Booker, you lucky son of a bitch. 2) Were you more impressed by President Biden's speech or Bernie's mittens? 3) Was Lady Gaga wearing a table cloth? 4) Does Lady Gaga always have a golden mic on her, ready to rock? 5) Were you disappointed that JLo didn't bust out a stripper pole at the inauguration? 6) Do you want your savior posing for a magazine (Cori Bush)? 7) Is the answer to America's problems as simple as stopping the shouting and lowering the temperature?
1/19/21 -
QOTD
1) Does Olivia Rodrigo need to quit whining? 2) Who's side are you on? - Olivia Rodrigo's or the guy who dumped her for a hot blonde (who probably doesn't whine)?
3) Does Olivia Rodrigo have horrible taste in guys?
4) Does a lack of response ever warrant a dick pic (Mets ex-GM)? 5) "Lab-Grown Meat" yay or nay? 6) Vagina scented candles? - why? 7) Seriously, WHY?!
1/18/21 -
QOTD -
1) Should Dunkin Donuts have a MLK donut on MLK Day... with his face, smiling on the top (laser-thin icing), and chocolate and vanilla cream inside?
2) Should black people feel ripped by the fact that we still have to work on MLK Day? - and we don't get anything free? (i do).
3) Do you think Mortal Kombat the movie (coming out this year) will be any good?
4) Would Nic Cage being a one man show in Mortal Kombat make it a better movie?
5) Am I giving Joe Rogan and his podcast too much credit?
6) Have you ever had Jolly Rancher soda? 7) Is giving kids candy to drink a good reward?