Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 5
Turner & Sploosh 4
No, It's Snot! 4
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas!
Paranormal Crapper 3
That Sounds Kinda Rapey 2
Dirty Larry
NON 1st Negative Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl?
Chef Willie's Kitchen: "Murder Soup"
The Haunted Pastry
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time!
Bowels of Chaos
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Ice Spice
The TMFINR Lady
Jonathan Majors
Lauren Boebert
FIGHTS:
Greta Thunberg VS Captain Planet
Aaron Rodgers VS Jimmy Kimmel
Nicki Minaj VS Megan Thee Stallion
Burger King VS McDonalds vs Us
Nicki Minaj VS Cardi B
- The 2023 Booty Wars
2024 Wars competitors: Madonna, Kim K, Drake, Steamboat Willie, Megan Thee Stallion, Moana Male Model, Candace Owens, Doja Cat,
Jellyroll, Oprah, Kanye, Jake Paul ==== WINNER 2024!!!
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that, but... sometimes people go missing.)
*BEEF LIST (updated 11/26) - Trump, Pretty much everyone under 30, All Kate's with a K, most pastors, Ronald McDonald, white liberal bullies imposing their butt-hurtness on artists, IPAs, all of Reddit, all of Twitter ("X" whatever), MAGA people, haters of Tom Brady, haters of Aaron Rodgers, Kendrick stans, Big Bird, Elon Musk, and anyone who can't take a joke.
*cameras WILL be installed in the bottomless pit
*Praphit shuts down rumors that he is removing the studio bathrooms, and replacing them with a bucket, in order to save money.
JD Vance is a bigot, a fraud, and a dork.
* Praphit declares that studio air and water are for earners.
* Praphit declares that Sydney Sweeney is the next Meryl Streep
* New P.Pro. Projects coming: Bring back "Mike Tyson Mysteries", Ain't No Thang But a Chicken Wang, Behind the Worship, "Praphit Productions: Blaow! NonNetflix Docuseries, and Time Titties!
*Praphit has confirmed that IT IS indeed what it IS.
*And Jack Harlow is STILL ASS.
decrandynotintroubleatall!
12/4/24 -
QOTD -
1) More important to a good pizza - the sauce or the cheese?
2) South Korea - WTH?!
3) An alien appears in my home, and asks to be taken to my leader. I should do what? A) Somehow contact Biden, if he's back from wandering around the jungle?
B) Somehow contact Trump? C) Somehow contact drunk Kamala Harris? or D) Grab a bottle of whiskey, two shot glasses, and say "You're looking at the leader, playa."?
4) Which rapper would you rather spend a weekend with?
A) Kendrick? B) Drake? C) J.Cole? D) Eminem? E) Nicki? or F) Iggy Azalea?
12/3/24 -
QOTD -
1) The Grinch has a Mcdonald's Happy Meal Now, but it doesn't seem on brand. It SHOULD have inside it A) No food, just coal? B) Food, but also dog shit? C) Nothing inside the box except an index card, saying "F*CK YOU!", signed by the entire McDonald's staff? OR D) You get your order, without any tricks, BUT you also get a tire slashed for free... you get to pick which tire?
2) If the main stream media dedicated themselves to stories of positivity and problem solving, would they go out of business?
3) Which black person hates black people more? - Thomas Sowell or Candace Owens?
4) Which of these disgraceful ideas would best serve the Church is raising attendance? A) Scantily clad car washes held every Sunday morning out in the parking lot - but you can only partake if you're a member, stayed for the Sunday service, and tithed?
B) Bible Trivia directly after service - winner gets a bag of Oxy? OR C) Hire a famous comedian every Sunday morning to edit and preach the sermon written by the pastor?
12/2/24 -
QOTD -
1) Does one need to be trained to know what porn looks like?
2) What's worse? - making jokes about the trans community? OR making jokes about dead babies and pedophilia? (Jeselnik:)
3) Should an alarm go off in every bathroom, whenever the person using the facilities does NOT wash their hands afterwards?
4) Are regular ass Cheerios a top five cereal?
Novrandomsmellit?2
11/20/24 -
QOTD -
1) Which OLD WHITE MAN CAM would be more fun to watch - One focused on an attention whore who wants to rid America of morality and brown people? OR the cam focused on an old white man rambling incoherently about policies and then wanders off... sometimes into the jungle?
2) Are best friends overrated?
3) Is the NFL going to successfully steal baby Jesus away from the NBA?
4) Let's say that The Punisher is after The Praphit. Who should Praphit hire to protect him? A) 72 year old Liam Neeson? B) recently hosed professional boxer Amanda Serrano? C) Alcoholic Wolverine? or D) The Praphit would have The Punisher crying for mercy, if he dared to come after him; he doesn't need to hire help?
11/19/24 -
QOTD -
1) Are all Kate's with a K the worst?
2) When the Tesla Robots malfunction and start murdering everyone, we will A) blame Elon, but that won't do any good, because he'll already be too powerful?
B) politicize the robomurdering, and so NOT doing anything because we'll be too busy arguing? or C) blame Elon, but that won't do any good, because although he had taken the Captain of the Robots as his bride, that robobride murdered him in his sleep... for being annoying?
4) Does the movie Predestination make any sense?
5) Maryland should change its state flag to A) A crab doing heroin? B) A woman named Susan with a black eye? C) Ray Lewis? or D) The Natty Boh Guy?
11/18/24 -
All of our shows are over for the year. We're just focused on holiday stuff!
Thanks for all of the support!
QOTD -
1) Without any context all you all in on "The Mike Tyson Murder Show"?
2) Let's say that Mike Tyson had murdered Jake Paul in the ring - the next day we all would have A) Pointed fingers? B) Mourned? C) Laughed? or D) Some combo of all three, but without any regret, and kinda wishing Mike would "box" Logan Paul next?
3) Theories on why Mike Tyson's ass was out? - A) He was about to use the toilet? B) He was getting ready for some sort of pre-fight ritual? C) "ORGY TIME!" or D) A glitch in the simulation?
4) Did Jon Jones practice that "Trump Dance" in the mirror?
5) Is life all about reaching LEVEL: "F*ck It"?
6) Why does Lauren Boebert look like a woman in her mid to late 50's trying to stay young?
7) Is The Rock done?
atrumpyfingahindabootynov1
11/6/24 -
SO TRUMP WON! by a lot... *sigh* see you at the bar :)
QOTD -
11/6/24 -
1) Seriously though, we would all rather be an elephant than a donkey, right??
2) If all of the Democrats left America would the Republicans bring back slavery?
3) Can you Democrats say anything nice or positive about Trump being our president again?
4) Best name for a Praphit brand whiskey A) "Punched by Jesus"? B) "F*ck it"? C) "Blaow!" or D) "Sweet Delicious Murder"?
11/5/24 -
QOTD -
1) KILL/BAND/MARRY - Melania, Fake Melania, and Megyn Kelly - GO!
2) KILL/BANG/MARRY - Elon Musk, Larry Hogan, Groundskeeper Willie - GO!
3) Armed with the knowledge you have now, would you still want to go to a Diddy Party?
4) Do weird old men give off different energy than weird old women?
5) If Praphit walked up to Alicia Keys, and asked for a hug, what would happen?
A) Praphit would get maced?
B) Praphit would get tackled and or shot by security?
C) Praphit wouldn't have to ask, cuz AK would see him first, throw divorce papers at her husband, give Praphit a hug and a kiss, call the kids over and run away with The Praphit? or D) AK is excited to give him a hug, but before she can share in that loving embrace with The Praphit, the simulation freezes, cuz that's just his luck.
6) Are people who order extra onions just plain weird?
7) Does there need to be a dating app just for hairy people?
11/4/24 -
BIG THANKS to everyone who helped out with the Halloween festivities over the weekend. The Spooky Extravaganza was a success!
And thanks, in general, for all of your support!
I could not keep Praphit Productions going with it.
FYI - I'll be headed to Miami this weekend. for shows!
QOTD -
1) Have you ever lied about your profession on a first date?
2) Are 50 % of all compliments lies?
3) What should one do when they witness a homeless man waxing his meat out on the street? A) Stop, Drop, & Roll? B) Record him, and post the video on city websites and social media as a warning of what you can expect there? C) Start waxing your own meat? or D) Lay your hands on him and pray?
4) Which is more unsettling - Kids dressing up as serial killers? or Adults dressing up as cartoon characters?
5) Can bible candy be any good?
octorandoarnoldpalmerspenis
10/23/24 -
QOTD
1) Praphit Productions! LIVE from The Amazon Rainforest - yay or nay?
2) Who would you rather have serving you your fast food meal - Trump or Kamala?
3) Is the question "So, how do you feel about Arnold Palmer's Penis?" a solid icebreaker?
4) Did you know that pink cocaine exists?
5) Are you now more likely to do pink cocaine than ever before?
6) Would you have done a line of pink cocaine off of Arnold Palmer's Penis, back in the day?
7) Has Praphit gone too far?
10/22/24 -
QOTD -
1) Is an attraction to someone's talent a good reason to date them?
2) More scary - That SMILE entity or Art the Clown?
3) Are sports stupid?
4) Can listeria lead to pregnancy?
5) Is Kendrick Lamar full of shit?
10/21/24 -
QOTD -
1) Would all pets (except for MAYBE dogs) kill you if they could?
2) Is there sympathy for a penis monster?
3) Would you rock the Nappify App (an app where you record yourself napping to get points to exchange for discounts on sleep... stuff) ???
4) Should "Smile 2" be in Praphit's top ten horror movie list?
5) Should schools teach kids what to do when it comes to horror monsters?
6) Should that course be called "Cuz It Could Be Real Some Day"?
7) Where the BLEEP is Batman?!
QOTD - 10/9/24 -
1) Does losing weight make you a better person?
2) Is Gotham the true villain of all Batman stories?
3) Would you take your significant other to see their favorite pop singer whom they're attracted to?
4) Are married couples who are watching porn together, WINNING?
5) Is Stephen King Overrated?
6) Which Dracula is scarier - the beast version or the charming, intellectual version?
7) Is anyone who gets fired a high risk for going on a crime spree?
QOTDs (10/7 & 8) -
1) Do you think there's going to be a "Joker 3"?
2) (Joker 2) What would have been better than "But, this time it'll be a musical?" --- A) But, this time it'll be a cartoon!
B) "" - it'll be a porno! C) "" - it'll be a silent film! or D) "" - it'll be a raunchy comedy, with Eddie Murphy playing all of the characters!
3) What was the biggest issue with Joker 2? - A) the singing? B) the singing C) the singing with Joker singing all that much? or D) the lack of Batman beating the shit out of everyone involved in the singing?
4) Elon Musk - WTH?!
5) If you leave a bar sober, has the bartender completely failed?
6) Is it fair to think that Sean Penn's presence on the set should cancel out all of the penises and boobs?
7) Would you fly "Daddio Airlines"?
8) Best Penguin? - A) Colin? B) Danny? or C) that other guy from back in the day?
sept2itbepeepzbarf
9/25/24 -
1) Does "Baby Penguin Pesto" sound like get goes well with white wine?
2) Does Wonderland Alice's older sister hate her?
3) The lizard Praphit saved: A) Is very grateful and will find me in a few years to give me a huge lizard-hug? B) Def got eaten as soon as I set it free outside?
C) Is carrying some new strand of Covid that will kill us all? or D) Wanted to be inside of the box that Praphit found it in, and so it was really just kidnapped from its home and hurled outside... probably to be eaten?
9/24/24 -
1) Joe Burrow - A) His hair is ruining his team's season? B) Him and his bad new haircut are still sexy as hell and I'd still toss his salad? C) He should grow a silly bleached beard to go along with his silly bleached hair? or D) Who the hell is Joe Burrow?
2) Would you ever inject something into your body something called "The Substance"?
3) Best Idea for a Charity event - A) The Al Smith Charity Dinner Whatever? B) The Happy Hannibal Lecter Charity Brunch (ALL YOU CAN EAT)?
C) The Super Duper Diddy Dinner for Lost Souls?
D) Cookie Monster's Charitable Event : Cookies, Cocaine, and Compassion?
4) Should the police question Ye concerning his new psychic abilities?
9/23/24
QOTD -
1) Can wholesomeness make a comeback?
2) Are there necrophiliacs working at the morgue?
3) Soooo, are we going to talk about that Lebron Maid pic?
4) How do you respond to the info of over 700 dildos being in someone's home?
9/12/24 -
QOTD -
1) More friendly animal - Monkeys or Rats?
2) Who gets more women - Thanos or Darth Vader?
3) Do you remember "Touched By An Angel"?
4) Would "Tickled By An Angel" have been a better show?
5) If you leaped at the opportunity to listen to Shannon Sharpe's sex sounds, is something wrong with you?
6) More embarrassing - sex sounds or toilet sounds?
7) Would sex be better if it included a ref and time outs?
9/11/24 -
I'M BACK, BABY! Let's get juicy!
QOTD
1) Best director to rock "Saw 11"? - A) Tyler Perry? B) Tim Burton? C) James Gunn? or D) The people who brought you "Showgirls"?
2) Most shocking revelation from the Trump v Harris debate? - A) Doctors are aborting babies AFTER they're born? B) Illegal Trans Aliens are murdering people and stealing black jobs? C) Immigrants in Ohio are eating our pets? D) Kamala Harris' F U smile (towards Trump)? or E) Everyone starting a small biz and having more kids will fix our economy?
3) Dave Grohl - WTH, dude?!
4) Most deserving of being in a Jigsaw trap? - A) The Penis Monster (also known by some as Deshaun Watson)? B) Trump , for being himself? C) Big Bird, cuz f*ck him?
D) Bill Cosby, for being bizarro Cliff Huxtable? or E) Kathleen Kennedy, for ruining Star Wars?
auggysurprisemofo
8/28/24 -
QOTD -
1) Who's more Hip Hop? - the rapper who has an unassailable ego, unique style, creates banger after banger, and is defiant against everyone (Drizzy)? OR the rapper who is a petty, jealous lil bitch (Kdot)?
2) If you discovered that your child is a blood-thirsty psychopath, hell-bent on a career in serial killing, you would A) Train them to only kill "bad" people?
B) Get them the help that they need? C) Take them to Church (they're Jesus' problem now)? or D) drown them in the river?
3) Would you buy Praphit Productions NFT Trading Cards?
4) Did you have Mr and Mrs. McConaughey selling us booze while naked from the waste down on your 2024 bingo card?
8/27/24 -
QOTD -
1) Do you feel sorry for those who don't believe in ghouls, ghosts, and gremlins?
2) Can you ever set the wrong things right with murder?
3) Could a Channing Tatum Gambit Film actually work?
4) Is being called "strange" as an artist a compliment?
8/26/24 -
QOTD -
1) Would a BBL job ruin Taylor Swift's career OR catapult her to Dragon Ball Z transformation type levels, where we all join in a united chorus , world-wide, worshiping her?
2) Could peak Bruce Willis beat peak Jackie Chan in a fight?
3) If Thanos and Spock were to fight, what would be the result? - A) Spock takes Thanos out with that chop thing? B) Thanos uses his gauntlet to turn Spock into linguine, which he'd later eat for dinner... with red wine?
C) Spock does that Vulcan... mind... thing? or D) Thanos rips both of Spock's arms off, and uses Spock's own hands to chop him to death?
4) Did Elon Musk ruin Twitter with free speech?
Aughiphopinyorandomfacedeax
8/14/24 -
QOTD -
1) Can The Praphit actually say that Meryl Streep is overrated without actually watching most of her movies?
2) Could Tom Hanks act circles around Streep?
3) Could Angela Bassett act circles around Streep?
4) Could Stormy Daniels act circles around Streep?
5) Was Raygun's only problem the fact that wackiness doesn't really go with "breaking"... especially being white... especially being Australian... especially Hopping around like a drunk Kangaroo?
6) Should Raygun have at least gotten one point for effort?
7) Is Justin Baldoni a fat-shammer or a bad back enthusiast?
8) Do you know the name of Fred Sanford's dead wife whom he kept threatening to go join?
9) Do you know who Fred Sanford is?
10) Is Kendrick Lamar lucky that J.Cole backed out?
11) Will Joe Rogan defend a comedian even if they have been recorded as murdering someone, while they were dropping N-Bombs, F-Bombs, and C-Bombs at the victim... while wearing blackface,and pissing on the US flag?
8/13/24 -
QOTD -
1) Did you learn violence from watching cartoons?
2) Is Pepe' Le Pew due for a comeback?
3) Which of these rappers has the best chance to pull a Snoop, and become shockingly... universally lovable? - A) Ye? B) Em? C) Drake? or D) Cardi B?
4) Is "wapping" a word?
5) Is Rachel Zegler in danger from the CGI dwarves in the LIVE-ACTION Snow White Trailer?
6) Are you rooting for the potentially evil CGI dwarves?
7) Did The Umbrella Academy do diversity right or are they just pandering like everyone else :) ?
8/12/24 -
QOTD -
1) Has Dolly Parton known her share of black men *wink wink*?
2) Was that last question said respectfully?
3) Is Steph Curry a more skilled basketball player than LeBron James?
4) Is Dunkin Donuts being more Republican than MAGA stans by refusing to partner with someone who might hurt their bottom line?
5) Is it misogynistic to make a Top 20 Music Industry Hoes List?
6) Even tho I would NEVER make such a gross list... would Billie Eilish be in the top 10 and climbing?
7) Who is the better actor in The Umbrella Academy series - Elliot Page or Ellen Page?
8) Should I be put in time out just for asking that question?