BLAOW!!!
Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
And introducing "Murder Monday's!"
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 7
Turner and Sploosh 6
No, It's Snot 6
A Very Praphit Christmas
Paranormal Crapper 5
3rd Annual Praphit Bowl
Your Neighbors are Weird
So you think you can bowl 3
Gary Busey's Pee Pee time 3
Assholes on Assholes 2
Pablo's a Snitch
The Real Housewives of Baltimore City
Praphit Confessions Season 2: She wanted to hike... in my pants
Are you still hot? season 2
TB dates -
Quentin Tarantino
Lily Phillips
T-Pain
Barney
FIGHTS -
Melania Trump vs Ms Piggy
The Babadook vs It Follows
Doctor Doom vs Dr. Dre
Marvel Zombies vs The Crew of The Pitt
Supergirl vs Elmo
2025 Booty Wars Champion!
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
2025 Comic Stories:
#10? - I Am Unavoidable
#11 - What's in the toilet?
#12 - "I'm not a scientist, but I'm awesome!"
#13 - DISCO SPIDER!
*archives (pics)
As always, see praphit eyes for old content : )
PRAPHIT NEWS -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that, but... sometimes people go missing.)
*BEEF LIST (updated 9/17/26)- Trump, All Kate's with a K, most pastors, Ronald McDonald, white liberal bullies imposing their butt-hurtness on artists, IPAs, all of Reddit, all of Twitter ("X" whatever),
MAGA people, all Lauren's, most Christopher's, one Matthew, Comcast, dentistry, people who interrupt praphit's first few sips of coffee, Kendrick stans, USAA, Big Bird, Elon Musk, Gracie Abrams, All Darren's, anyone who invites me to a Zoom meeting, Trump AGAIN, the rich who get richer (except my Dodgers : ),
Santa Claus, people who suck, Most Melissa's, one Elias, potholes, strangers who ask me how I'm doing - YOU DON'T KNOW ME!, LeBron James' indecisive ass! , Corporate scumbags, people with no charisma who somehow have jobs in public speaking, People who say "right side of history" (who cares??!!),
The Easter Bunny, spineless leaders, Comcast again, and anyone who can't take a joke.
*Praphit is no longer interested in building a petting slaughter zoo.
*Praphit is now reconsidering building "backrooms" into the structure of the studio, where he can invite guests over to partake in the mystery and horror.
*Praphit denies his interest in funding penis cream (the cream for those with fractured penises) BUT, he does give shout-outs, thoughts, and prayers to those men AND women out there with fractured penises.
*Praphit shuts down rumors that he is removing the studio bathrooms, and replacing them with a bucket, in order to save money.
*Praphit has officially coined the phrase "turning shit into monkey bread".
*Praphit is pursuing starting a super-charged-rocket-fueled race car league, exclusively for blind people.
*Praphit will continue to walk up and down the halls of the studio building, menacingly holding a baseball bat, asking who got him sick. BUT, he wants everyone to know that he's NOT mad... he just wants to know who did it.
* Praphit imposes tariffs on all workroom, breakroom, and bathroom supplies.
*Praphit denies his interest in starting a sushi restaurant called "Mutant Sushi", but confirms his interest in starting a Christian Fruity Cola Company called "Father Fizz" with such flavors as "Raspberry Repentance", "Priestly Pickle", "Prosperity Pineapple", and Hallelujah Honeydew".
* Praphit declares that Sydney Sweeney is the next Meryl Streep
*Praphit confirms that he is indeed buying a monster to unleash in the building. He wants to keep the work days exciting.
* Praphit Productions is seeking to buy the rights to French Fries.
*Praphit has recently displayed interest in turning Praphit Productions into a wrestling federation.
*Praphit advises that you never interfere with his coffee-drinking time-bliss... doing so could result in your immediate expiration. Interpret this however you'd like.
*Many have been inquiring whether or not Praphit Productions will get involved with a new company called "Build-A-Bitch". There has not yet been any comment.
* Anyone who places a suggestion in the suggestion box will definitely, totally, for sure NOT be chased into an alleyway and shanked
*Praphit has confirmed that Praphit Productions WILL be installing a plank leading outside of his third story studio. He says "Don't worry though, only the truly and consistently annoying will have to walk it, and the concrete and trash bags should catch their fall."
*Praphit has confirmed that IT IS indeed what it IS.
*And "Jack Harlow is ASS." - technically, Jack Harlow is no longer relevant enough to be the ASS of music anymore, but until we find a suitable replacement - JACK HARLOW IS STILL ASS
STICKITTOSTAN.COM -
There once was this pastor dude named Stan. We were going to serve together in worship to God.
He stopped believing in me as a partner for stupid reasons.
I forgive him, but... it's a thing that happened... it sucked.
Now, I'm more motivated to do the things we were going to do together.
Not out of spite, but out of a worshipful spirit that says "My God CAN do it, and He CAN use someone like me, even if the Stans of the world have given up on me."
I want to create a space for those types of stories as encouragement.
I'm not sure what that'll look like, but I'm starting here, and hopefully posting article/other's stories here (weekly) as encouragement to others.
LET'S STICK IT TO THE STANS OF THE WORLD :)
#1 - THE STAN : MY Stan
BITCH MOVE: Abandoning me (PRAPHIT) and our ministry together for dumbass reasons, then ghosting me.
MADE BETTER? : YES. Made me more vigilant not to be like these crappy pastors out here as it pertains to ministry
#2 - THE STAN: The Miami Heat
BITCH MOVE: Not paying Jimmy Butler the money he's earned, and trying to alpha dog him.
MADE BETTER?: TIME WILL TELL. But, he'll be heavily motivated to Stick It To his Stan when he gets on a new team.
#3 - THE STAN: Universal
BITCH MOVE: Everything involving the rap beef (concerning DRAKE)
MADE BETTER?: Yes! Tougher. Smarter. A better rapper. And as of today, released "Some Sexy Songs 4 U" with PARTYNEXTDOOR - and it's FIRE!
#4 - THE STAN: Racists
BITCH MOVE: HATING on Captain America: Brave New World - for reasons that include racism. A team of a black man, a Latino, and an Israeli woman kicking ass and being against the American president in the movie.
MADE BETTER? : YEP! This movie has made crazy bank world-wide!
#5 - THE STAN: NYPD
BITCH MOVE: Giving one of their officers shit for having a video of them twerking around a stripper role in a rap video leak. They're not exactly rallying around her.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. I haven't read any comments from her yet, but I think the whole thing is blown out of proportion. As long as she's a good cop, who cares. I live in Baltimore. Cops here do FAR worse things.
#6 - THE STAN: Sports Media
BITCH MOVE: Not giving Bronny James a chance or considering his difficult sitch to grow.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. But, he's definitely got potential. Who cares if LeBron used his influence to help him out; what parent wouldn't, if they had the opportunity?? I'm rooting for him. Not just for his sake, but also so the sports media will have to eat it :)
#7 - THE STAN: The writers of "The Last of Us" (spoiler alert)
BITCH MOVE: Kill Joel in the show like they do in the game... not changing things up and allowing him to spread his murderous, guilt ridden wings.
MADE BETTER?: Well, he's dead, BUT his ghost will haunt the show for the rest of its days unless they can find an actor of Pedro Pascal's caliber. SO TAKE THAT! STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! BLAOW! :)
#8 - THE STAN: NBA fans and media
BITCH MOVE: not believing in The Knicks, and thinking that they're going to get beat down by The Celtics
MADE BETTER?: The Knicks used that disrespect to fuel their trip to the 2025 Eastern Conference Finals... bitches!
#9 - James Gunn!
#10 - THE STAN : QB evaluators
BITCH MOVE: "Evaluating" that Lamar Jackson would never be a good quarterback
MADE BETTER?: Well, he got big money, makes big plays, rocks big stats, won 2 MVP awards, and just might win a SuperBowl this season. So yeah... EAT IT, evaluators!
#11 - THE STAN: Pastor Josh
BITCH MOVE: Ghosting your Praphit due to some butthurtness (I guess... can't be sure cuz HE WAS GHOSTED)
MADE BETTER?: God made the praphit awesome. By grace he was awesome before he met Josh, and by grace he's now even more awesome.
#12 - THE STAN: The MCU's Hollywood
BITCH MOVE: Rejecting Wonder Man (before he was Wonder Man)
MADE BETTER?: DAMN SKIPPY - cuz he later became WONDER MAN! - and flew away with his lil buddy
#13 - THE STAN: Euphoria Critics
BITCH MOVE: giving Euphoria 41% on RT
MADE BETTER?: It's always been cringey. It's always been exploitive. It's always been a lie of what young people are really like? And the writing has always been terrible. It's great shameful content, and I love it! So yeah... SCREW YOU, STAN!
#14 - THE STAN: The NY KNICKS
BITCH MOVE: NO ONE believed in them, going into the playoffs - not even Knicks fans.
MADE BETTER?: Now EVERYONE will be happy for them as they're about to win it all!
#15 - THE STAN: Pie Snobs
BITCH MOVE: Snobs telling me that you don't find good pie at a bar
MADE BETTER?: I didn't listen to them, an found amazing Key Lime Pie at Jennings!
*** This has been fun (telling Stan where to stick it), but this will be the last one. These will stay up for the remainder of the year, and then "Stick it to Stan" will simply be a Praphit Productions Sponsor. Thank you for your participation :)
MURDER MONDAYS!
#1 - The Blackout
#2 - Prices going up! Judgment dragging them down!
#3 - HELL?
#4 - MARYLAND MURDER MEAT
#5 - WASH YOUR HANDS!
#6 - Insurance butt
#7 - Pablo Gonna Get It
#8 - Zeal & Murder
#9 - Chili Dog Onion Breath
#10 - I smile at my Ax
#11 - They will be destroyed!
#12 - Murder Goose!
#13 - Heat Murder!
#14 - Time Grab!
rand1octfreddytrumpfart
QOTD -
10/7/26 -
1) Best role models? - A) Superman? B) The Avengers? C) Spongebob Squarepants? or D) Kim Kardashian?
2) Can any emoji be considered sexual?
3) Are there bogeywomen?
4) Can Marjorie Taylor Greene be considered a Bogeywoman?
5) Was that a cheap shot?
6) Seriously though, she could be considered a bogeywoman, right?
7) Chris Brown, Usher, Justin - rank them
10/5/26 -
1) Is 15 too young to be called a bitch by Freddy Krueger?
2) Is Freddy kinda sexy?
3) Is Freddy Krueger a ghost?
4) Is all that noise simply Halle Berry being Halle Berry?
10/6/26 -
1) Are critics full of shit?
2) Best artist to bless your R&B beat - A) Kehlani? B) Victoria Monet? or C) Chris Brown?
3) Is crime a career path?
4) Is MAGA crumbling?
randyseptendpablopiss
9/23/26 -
1) Are you afraid of ants literally being in your pants?
2) What does one do if an ant crawls into their anus?
3) Is it okay for men to lead "Sexy Women's Ministry"?
4) Should a ministry be called "Sexy Women's Ministry"?
5) Is it okay to have a "Sexy Women's Ministry" if there's also an "Ugly Women's Ministry"?
6) And is all of that okay as long as there's a woman in charge of the church's "Bitch Ass Cuck Ministry"?
9/22/26 -
QOTD
1) Is an exposed butt crack considered indecent exposure?
2) Could Jonathan Majors pull a Ryan Reynolds with Kang to revive his career with Marvel?
3) Who cares less - young people or old people?
4) Is there a sexier scene in the MCU than Captain America holding onto that helicopter?
9/21/26-
QOTD -
1) Best Halloween costume idea for The Praphit: A) Sexy Batman in fishnets and heels? B) Batman on a budget? C) Doctor Doom? D) Tina Fey? or E) A grilled cheese sandwich?
2) Is fighting injured tough or stupid?
3) Which of these works best to guard from loneliness - A) A dog? B) A family? C) an AI chat bot? D) Money? or E) Jail?
randaugbitchassstanbootysweat
8/26/26 -
QOTD -
1) Should Tyga be arrested for his latest AI fueled album?
2) Can desperation ever be sexy?
3) Is it possible to forgive someone and yet still wish a curse upon them that they would forever poop gremlins?
8/25
QOTD -
1) Ray J - why?
2) Who would win a scare-off between Javier Bardem and Willem Dafoe?
3) Are old people making a comeback?
4) Did you know that prostitutes accept credit cards?
8/24
QOTD
1) Will we ever be able to articulate why RDJ gets a pass and the black community's (deserved) praise for playing a character in blackface?
2) Would "Oppenheimer: "Bombs & Bitches" had been a better movie?
3) Does Blade belong on the MCU Mount Rushmore?
4) Which lantern do you trust the most:
A) "Hi, I'm Green Lantern, and I like to bang old ladies."
B) "Hi, I'm Green Lantern, and I'm hungover."
C) "Hi, I'm Green Lantern, and I use my powers to counterfeit money."
or D) "Hi, I'm Green Lantern, and my dad used to shoot apples off of my head."
8/13/26 -
YO! NO BIBLE STUDY / DEEPLY TONIGHT! Sorry.
Gearing up for the Retreat (which I'm sure I'll see you all at).
Much love : )
QOTD 8/12
1) Which is worse - To fall on hard times and start selling ass? or To fall on hard times and join ICE?
2) Would you watch a show called "Fast Food & SEX"?
3) Apple Pie Oreo Cookies - yay or nay?
QOTD -
8/11/26
1) Is it over for Jonathan Majors?
2) Is AOC presidential material?
3) Do the minions taste like candy?
4) Did you know that trees can talk?
QOTD 8/10/26:
1) Are French fries good for you?
2) Should we be able to Uber to Antarctica?
3) Does The Praphit have church picnic energy?
4) Are the X-Men too white?
randomdrunkenromoJuly5th
QOTD 7/29/26
1) Does LeBron James need to get over himself?
2) Who is better at getting the booties to shake? - Lil Jon or Shakira?
3) Was Burgess Meredith "a looker"?
4) Do you remember "Grumpy Old Men"?
5) Any chance those grumpy old men are still alive?
6) Yay or Nay?
- erection while working out?
- "" while under water?
- "" while on fire?
- "" while watching grandad take a dump?
- "" while watching Care Bears cartoons?
- "" directly after receiving divorce papers?
QOTD - 7/28/26
X-Men questions:
1) Would you date a person who's just a brain?
2) Can the power of turning into a parrot even be considered a power?
3) Does it make sense for Beast to be wearing clothes?
7/27/26
QOTD -
1) Does Karl Urban's American accent suck?
2) Recast for the live-action MK3 movie:
Charlize Theron as Sonya? Karl Urban as Kano? The dude already playing Kano can also be Kano (his brother maybe) *gasp* a Kano Bros spin-ff??!!! Chris Evans as Johnny Cage? Cardi B as Mileena? and Dave Chappelle as Jax? - yay or nay?
3) If you have sex with someone who's NOT you're significant other in your DREAMS, does it count?
4) Do all good bartenders have pain and regret in their eyes?
rando1JulyXmen
Questions of the Week (of 7/13/26 )-
- Should the X-Men fight bigotry with murder?
- Does Xavier need to quit being such a bitch and lead?
- Does Morph give it and take it in all of the ways?
- Who was most right? - A) Thanos? B) Magneto? C) The Joker? D) Apocalypse? Or E) Killmonger?
- Is F-it a good place to be?
- Which of these mma acts are the least accidental? A) Repeated bashing to the back of the head? B) Holding of the shoulders while someone is kneeling, and then kneeing them in the face? Or C) Sticking your fingers deep into someone’s eye sockets?
- A wife tells her husband that she’s getting a breast reduction. The proper way the husband should respond is A) Fully supportive and compassionate?
- B) Motorboat them thangs and maybe cry into them as much as you can before they disappear? C) Tell her she’s being selfish and then go join a support group? D) Look her in the eyes, say “ok, honey.” but perform the Crying Vince McMahon meme? Or E) Get God involved?
- Is baseball the hardest sport to play?
- Should we replace lettuce with peas?
6/13/26
YO! So we're having an impromtu FIGHT NIGHT at the Bmore Studio this Sunday for THE WHITE HOUSE MMA ACTION!
email me if you're interested