BLAOW!!!
Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
And introducing "Murder Monday's!"
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins! 6
Turner and Sploosh 5
No, It's SNOT! 5
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas
Paranormal Crapper 4
"That's My Bitch!" (a prison sitcom)
2nd Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl 2
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time! 2
Assholes on Assholes
SKIP SO CRAZY
The Biblical Love Doctor (stories of passion)
Praphit Confessions: Racist Ass Melissa
"Are you still hot?"
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Joe Rogan
Trump
Diddy
Hawk Tuah
FIGHTS:
Caitlin Clark vs Angel Reese
Bruce Wayne vs Clark Kent
Rhea Ripley and Britney Griner vs 100 Little People
Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul 2
2025 Booty Wars Champion!
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that, but... sometimes people go missing.)
*BEEF LIST (updated 4/10) - Trump, All Kate's with a K, most pastors, Ronald McDonald, white liberal bullies imposing their butt-hurtness on artists, IPAs, all of Reddit, all of Twitter ("X" whatever), MAGA people, all Lauren's, all Christopher's, most Jessica's, Kendrick stans, Big Bird, Elon Musk, Most Melissa's, and anyone who can't take a joke.
*Praphit confirms his interest in funding a petting slaughter zoo.
*Praphit denies his interest in funding penis cream (the cream for those with fractured penises) BUT, he does give shout-outs, thoughts, and prayers to those men AND women out there with fractured penises.
*Praphit shuts down rumors that he is removing the studio bathrooms, and replacing them with a bucket, in order to save money.
JD Vance is a bigot, a fraud, and a dork.
* Praphit imposes tariffs on all workroom, breakroom, and bathroom supplies.
* Praphit declares that Sydney Sweeney is the next Meryl Streep
*Praphit confirms that he is indeed buying a monster to unleash in the building. He wants to keep the work days exciting.
* Praphit Productions seeking to buy the rights to French Fries.
* Anyone who places a suggestion in the suggestion box will definitely, totally, for sure NOT be chased into an alleyway and shanked
*Praphit has confirmed that IT IS indeed what it IS.
*And Jack Harlow is STILL ASS.
STICKITTOSTAN.COM -
There once was this pastor dude named Stan. We were going to serve together in worship to God.
He stopped believing in me as a partner for stupid reasons.
I forgive him, but... it's a thing that happened... it sucked.
Now, I'm more motivated to do the things we were going to do together.
Not out of spite, but out of a worshipful spirit that says "My God CAN do it, and He CAN use someone like me, even if the Stans of the world have given up on me."
I want to create a space for those types of stories as encouragement.
I'm not sure what that'll look like, but I'm starting here, and hopefully posting article/other's stories here (weekly) as encouragement to others.
LET'S STICK IT TO THE STANS OF THE WORLD :)
#1 - THE STAN : MY Stan
BITCH MOVE: Abandoning me (PRAPHIT) and our ministry together for dumbass reasons, then ghosting me.
MADE BETTER? : YES. Made me more vigilant not to be like these crappy pastors out here as it pertains to ministry
#2 - THE STAN: The Miami Heat
BITCH MOVE: Not paying Jimmy Butler the money he's earned, and trying to alpha dog him.
MADE BETTER?: TIME WILL TELL. But, he'll be heavily motivated to Stick It To his Stan when he gets on a new team.
#3 - THE STAN: Universal
BITCH MOVE: Everything involving the rap beef (concerning DRAKE)
MADE BETTER?: Yes! Tougher. Smarter. A better rapper. And as of today, released "Some Sexy Songs 4 U" with PARTYNEXTDOOR - and it's FIRE!
#4 - THE STAN: Racists
BITCH MOVE: HATING on Captain America: Brave New World - for reasons that include racism. A team of a black man, a Latino, and an Israeli woman kicking ass and being against the American president in the movie.
MADE BETTER? : YEP! This movie has made crazy bank world-wide!
#5 - THE STAN: NYPD
BITCH MOVE: Giving one of their officers shit for having a video of them twerking around a stripper role in a rap video leak. They're not exactly rallying around her.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. I haven't read any comments from her yet, but I think the whole thing is blown out of proportion. As long as she's a good cop, who cares. I live in Baltimore. Cops here do FAR worse things.
#6 - THE STAN: Sports Media
BITCH MOVE: Not giving Bronny James a chance or considering his difficult sitch to grow.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. But, he's definitely got potential. Who cares if LeBron used his influence to help him out; what parent wouldn't, if they had the opportunity?? I'm rooting for him. Not just for his sake, but also so the sports media will have to eat it :)
MURDER MONDAYS!
#1 - The Blackout
#2 - Prices going up! Judgment dragging them down!
#3 - HELL?
randyapryshirRU
4/10/25 -
Bmore Open is canceled for his week. Apologies.
Oh.... and bible study will be tomorrow morning instead of tonight. Again, apologies :-(
4/9/25 -
Just a reminder that Deeply Sessions is happening this Saturday Morning at Starbucks in Glen Burnie (email for details). AND FIGHT NIGHT - Saturday night @ bmore studio.
QOTD -
1) Is Jack Black great at what he specifically does? (follow-up) What does Jack Black specifically do?
2) Is Elon Musk capable of love?
3) Best chance to win for the Democrats? A) Stephen A Smith? B) Oscar the Grouch? C) AOC? D) Elmo? or E) Katt Williams?
4) Most dangerous activity while driving? A) Shaving? B) Eating? or C) Putting on Make-up?
5) Would you rather be fined or spanked?
4/8/25 -
1) Should one take Death Threat Letters more or less seriously, if there are spelling errors?
2) Could /Should Queen Latifah make a comeback to hip-hop in 2025?
3) Should those who say "please and thank you" be daily punched in the face?
4/7/25 -
QOTD -
1) Is the world ready for a superhero who's in a wheelchair?
2) Is it a compliment to say "Your voice sounds like a fart"?
3) Is Lois (from the upcoming Jimmy Gunnz Superman movie) most definitely going to leave Superman/Clark for a woman?
4) Does Superman take SuperShits?
5) Does Superman's theme music get you in the mood for hope?
6) Is the mood for hope the corniest of all moods?
7) Does Sexyy Red's music tug on the heartstrings... for somebody out there?
8) Does meatloaf get a bad rap?
4/3/25 -
NO BIBLE STUDY THIS WEEK!
We'll be in Miami!
Thanks!
marchyrandylastmelty
3/26/25 -
ANNOUNCEMENT: no more "The Sweet Spot" (sadly) and no more "JBBC" ---- these events/posts will be missed, but we will be launching a new monthly event called "DRANKS AND PROBLEMS with The Praphit" I discuss this more on "The Troof" this Sunday. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT :)
QOTD -
1) What's the most offensive thing about random nude people at the airport? A) The nudity? B) The Jiggle? C) being forced to deal with your dread of being attacked by a nude person? or D) the delay of your flight?
2) Is an honest politician not a politician at all?
3) Can one pull themselves up by their boot straps while their heart is bleeding?
4) Should Tim be ashamed of himself?
3/25/25 -
QOTD -
1) If Death is after you (in a Final Destination type way), you would A) Go rock climbing? B) Offer to... you know... pleasure Death in exchange for your life? C) Offer to help Death kill people, in hopes that Death will then spare you? D) Get naked, cover yourself in blood, and go swimming in shark infested waters? E) Go snitch on Death to Jesus?
or F) Watch Tv, making Death come to you?
2) Do real alphas greet all of the women/girls in their lives with "Sup, bitch?"
3) Is Jonathan Majors one of the best actors out there right now?
4) Does Tiger Woods need to rewatch "Get Out"?
3/24/25 -
QOTD -
1) Does Gwyneth Paltrow hate Meghan Markle?
2) Would Gwyneth mop the floor with Meghan?
3) Should Meghan start a company called "GOO"?
4) If you found out that your teenage son or daughter had murdered someone at school, would they be SO GROUNDED?
5) How long would you last without your phone?
Marchyrandzthatsastart
3/12/25 -
QOTD -
1) Captain America has definitely decapitated people by accident with his shield , and covered it up- yay or nay?
2) Would you ever snitch to the cops on your parents?
3) If these Fast Food joints were cults, which of these leaders would you most likely follow?: A) The Clown creating magical golden arches? B) The King with the plastic face... hovering over people at night? C) That young redheaded bitch who never ages? or D) Christian cows who Murder and fry up chickens for our delight?
4) Does every group of friends need a fat person?
3/11/25 -
QOTD -
1) Is the Hitman (or woman) industry thriving?
2) Better for God to rain down than manna? - A) Pizza? B) Meatballs? C) Broccoli and Cheese? or D) Twizzlers?
3) What might Drake's next chapter reveal that might make us feel uneasy? A) An Album about Tariffs? (he gets political) B) Pedophilia Project featuring R.Kelly? C) a Country Album? or D) An AI album featuring all of our favorite dead rappers?
4) If you're waiting in a line to take a selfie with a pornstar, you need an extra dose of Jesus - yay or nay?
5) If you're waiting in line to take a selfie with a pornstar, then you've been lying about where you are - yay or nay?
3/10/25 -
QOTD -
1) Do you ever lie for no reason to someone that you've just met?
2) Do old white men look like old white women?
3) Is Batman a sex addict?
4) Is Batman a vigilante addict?
5) Does Batman's suit smell like BO and urine?
6) Has Batman definitely been pegged by Catwoman?
7) Does Anne Hathaway look like she can fight?
febbyrandzzrandzzztooorisitthree?
2/26/25 -
QOTD -
1) Why did Kathleen Kennedy step down? - A) Trump's America? B) she's too damned old! C) Tired of death threats? or D) South Park?
2) Are you surprised that Kathleen Kennedy is NOT a lesbian?
3) ... are you still kinda thinking that she is?
4) Do you know the difference between being poly? being a hoe? and being an immoral piece of shit?
5) Are all rappers assholes?
6) Is Batman a positive role model for the kids?
2/25/25 -
QOTD
1) Rape Mogul
2) Does The Broccoli Family look like Broccoli's?
3) Which Bond does America need right now? - A) The Womanizing Bond? B) Trans Bond? or C) As Black as get Gets Bond?
4) Is the most distressing issue facing young people today their poor taste in music?
5) Who does America need hosting The Oscars this year? - A) Conan? B) Deadpool? C) Joy Reid? or D) Hawk Tuah?
2/24/25 -
YO! - don't forget that this week we'll be rockin Movie Night AND JBBC! Email e for details!
QOTD-
1) If you made movies for a living - would you rather make lots of money with a movie most view as crappy? OR make NO money, but have real ones tell you how good it is?
2) Is perception reality?
3) Who has a better chance at a comeback - A) R.Kelly? B) Bill Cosby? or C) Jared Fogle?
4) Most messed up scene in Invincible? - A) the subway? B) That scene with the heroes in season one? or C) Mark getting his ass beat by his father?
5) Which of these excommunicated actors COULD work in "Invincible"? - A) Kevin Spacey? B) Amber Heard? or C) James Franco?