Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
SHARK WINS 4
TURNER AND SPLOOSH 3
NO, IT'S SNOT 3
A VERY PRAPHIT CHRISTMAS
Paranormal Crapper 2
That Sounds Kinda Rapey (Game Show)
Kung fu Ninja Zombies
And That's the Weather!
Whose Life is it Anyway?
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Zombie Bruce Lee VS Rick Grimes
Zombie Tupac VS Jason Whitlock
Fergie VS that other bitch (who stole her gig)
M&M's vs Tucker Carlson AND the Praphitic Director's CUT
Darth Vader vs Porky Pig
Praphit VS PicRights.com Int & Agence France Presse
- The 2023 Booty Wars
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
My new Christmas Album will not be released tonight. Sorry, but it's not quite ready. Hopefully, it will be ready tomorrow.
Much love, y'all! I hope to see you at Movie Night!
1) Do you want 28 dollar cookies from some gamer chick online?
2) Should there be an option for the person being sued to choose fighting in a cage over court? BLOOD OVER MONEY?
3) If so, should Hall & Oates just duke it out?
4) If you're already sucking on someone's foot, is it rude not to get in-between the toes?
5) Who wins a SMILE OFF between Tom Brady and Tom Cruise?
1) Should Tom Brady write a book called "So, they call me the GOAT." ?
2) Should his next book after that be called "Damn I'm pretty." ?
3) Should his next book after that be called "I was married to perfection, but now I'm here with you." ?
4) Should we be concerned that The White House serve our president a cake full of fire?
5) How long do you give Taylor and Travis? - A) A Year? B) Nah, man, less than that? C) Depends on if he wins The Super Bowl? or D) They're not dating?
6) A Horror Movie called "MLK DAY" that's a cross between "Saw" and "Scream" - yay? nay? or "Praphit, you should be ashamed of yourself?"
Praphit's Pick #1 - Blue Eyed Samurai --- sooooo good!
1) Would you rather live a life of pooping every hour or risk a cure for that life with a drug that could turn you into a zombie?
2) Do assholes begat assholes?
3) Best option for landing - for your best chance of surviving a fall from 50 ft: A) A Mountain of Pillows? B) A Body of Water? C) A giant trampoline? or D) a morbidly obese person?
4) Is there a nice way to call someone morbidly obese?
5) Is Diddy done?
6) If you're not going back in time for booty, are you doing it wrong?
7) Best option to lead the franchise "Back in Time for Booty"?: De Niro? Leslie Jones? The Rock? or Zendaya?
1) Would you rather live in a jungle or at sea?
2) Lion vs Gorilla - who wins?
3) If you're in danger at sea, and dolphins show up, are they more likely to try to save you or rape you?
4) Does every motivation come down to "Clicks or Chicks?"
5) Is the newest MCU film "The Marvels" a special F.U. to the fans?
6) Is it ever appropriate to make The Cosby Pudding Face?
7) Does Link need to find himself a basic woman?
1) What is the green ooze flowing into the streets of NY? A) Mountain Dew B) Alien blood C) Just how their water looks now or D) Rudy Giuliani residue?
2) Would you drink water that's now green ooze if all the scientists were telling you it's fine to drink?
3) Does Gal Greenstein go on to become Wonder Woman?
4) Are all of the streaming services pandering?
5) "Kill All Humans" - yay or nay?
1) Do you miss the classic hero?
2) Do you just want it all to stop?
3) "Training Day 2" yay or nay?
4) Is "Hooters" a family friendly restaurant?
5) You find yourself part of the "Final Destination" crew - do you A) stick close to the one having the premonitions? B) Keep someone close to you that you hate, so at least there's a chance Death takes them as well? C) Do what you love so you'll die doing what you love?
or D) Get religious on Death's ass?
6) What does racism smell like? - A) B.O. ? B) Cow Poop? C) Trump's Feet? or D) Rotten sour cream spread over wet & rotten safari ass?
1) Can one twerk who has no booty?
2) Will Cardi B still be wapping in her 60's?
3) Better singer - Britney Spears or Madonna?
4) Being broke - the worst time to gamble? or the BEST time?
5) Should The Cheesecake Factory be offended?
6) Is it already too late? Are we all going to die?
10/24/23 - (sorry - missed yesterday, so today, DOUBLE QUESTIONS :)
1) Which of these comedians pull off drama the best? : Chris Rock? Jim Carrey? Robin Williams? Adam Sandler? or Jamie Foxx?
2) What can Focus Groups do? - A) Cram it B) Go to Hell or C) Walk into a volcano
3) Is it possible to walk into a volcano?
4) Should we issue a "Walk into a Volcano Challenge" to weed out the idiots?
5) Rank these baddies of Loki Season 2. Who is the scariest? ----- Loki? Sylvie? Miss Minutes? He Who Remains? Ravonna?
6) Is there room for self-deprecation in Hip Hop?
7) Best choice for a babysitter - Blueface? Kanye? Cardi B? or Trump?
8) Is having no candy for Halloween worse than having no gifts for Christimas?
9) Who you have sex with someone wearing a Freddy Krueger mask?
10) How about a Predator mask?
11) How about Exorcist possession style make-up?
12) What about a Barbie/Ken outfit?
13) Did you know that we're supposed to kill all lantern flies?
14) What's worse - being the 3rd wheel or the 4th?
YO! Don't forget about JBBC tomorrow evening! Hit me up via email if you still need details!
1) Is CNN's Loobin Toobin an inspiration to us all?
2) Did you know that Loobin Toobin is also a bit*h a** slimy itch of a human being (trying to coerce a mistress to get an abortion).
3) Have you ever been called a "slimy itch" before?
4) If you try a sandwich called "The Praphit" and you're NOT risking your well-being, has Praphit failed you?
5) Is Ice Spice's family proud of her, and what she does for a living?
6) Should Praphit be nicer to Ice Spice?
7) Does reading raunchy comments about yourself from others on a live feed disgust you or or grow your ego?
8) Should the producers of the "Exorcist Believer" flop just keep trying again and again and again, until they get it right (never acknowledging the last flop before it)?
1) Is telling someone "No" always funnier than telling someone "Yes"?
2) Are you a "weirdo" for asking questions about Drake and Millie's friendship?
3) Would it be weird for Dolly Parton and The Praphit to be best friends?
4) Is it ok if Praphit sits this whole Israel situation out?
5) Is it ok to fast-forward through religious services?
1) Praphit's Pick #1 - Kevin Gates SPITS
2) Is it ever a good idea to let a stranger spit in your mouth?
3) ... what if it's a celebrity crush?
4) Bigger scam - weddings or funerals?
5) Do other religions (other than Christian/Catholicism) need to step their exorcism game up?
6) Do you want a cult leader who's jacked or skinny?
7) Who ya hiring for a birthday party - Drake? Kendrick? Megan? or Ice Spice?
8) How about a wedding?
10) Verzuz for your life?
1) Who has the best chance of escaping one of Jigsaw's traps - A) Trump? B) Putin? C) MTG? or D) Mickey Mouse?
2) Should we be shooting each other over curly fries?
3) What's more insulting - That Taylor Swift would put ketchup on her fried chicken OR That The Praphit would dare question the condiment choices of The Great TSwizzle?
4) Should a person be cancelled for putting mustard on their fried chicken?
5) Should The Praphit be threatening to shoot others for their (says him) "improper and uncouth use" of ketchup and mustard together?
6) Which of these superpowers give one the best chance of joining The Avengers? - A) Being Lovable? B) Being Underestimated? C) Being Slutty? or D) Being Taylor Swift's boyfriend?
1) Praphit's Pick #1 - Dances with Knives (Brit)
2) Can one call beating multiple people's heads in with a barbed baseball bat named Lucille "a phase they were going through"?
3) Would Daryl Dixon be as cool if traded in his hog for a bicycle (and wore a helmet)?
4) What is "Klahpka"? - A) A German Dish? B) An awkward sex position? C) Taking a dump? or D) All of the Above?
5) What is "A Dirty Klahpka"? - A) A German mixed drink? B) some kind of genital lice? C) A dance too gross and sinful to perform, but too sexy not to? or D) "Idk, but it seems racially charged?"
6) Which is a weirder gift - An adult gifting another adult underwear? or a child gifting their parents underwear?
Thanks so much for all of the support in Miami! The event was very successful! We'll be doing another one in October, so stay tuned.
1) Would you rather eat humble pie (which we all know tastes like rotten ass)? OR crow?
2) Is it David Carradine? David Carrotdine? David Farradine? OR David Ferrotdine?
3) Is there such a thing as "Kinky Kamp?"
4) ... does there need to be to keep us all safe?
5) Can you trust someone who reads Leadership Books?
6) Does quality live in the mind?
7) Should we all be taking Fake Sex and Fake Intimacy Tips from Michael Caine?
8) Do his friends call him Mikey C?
1) How many animals did we go through before we settled on the pigeon as our mailing service?
2) Should Praphit quit and become an A) Pirate? B) Shrimp Farmer Savior? C) An owner of a Christian chicken joint that's open on Sunday's and only hires flamboyantly gay people? or D) A scam artist who tricks rich people into thinking that they're his father?
3) Do Putin and Kim Jong Un make a cute couple?
4) If you've compiled a Top 5 list of people you would like to beat with a stick... might you be stressed-out?
5) Does Selena Gomez' viral meme pretty much say it all about the 2023 VMAs?
6) Did you know that "Beetlejuice" was turned into a musical?
7) Who's hotter- Lauren Boebert or Joe Biden?
8) Who's hotter - Lauren Boebert or a slice of your favorite pizza taken directly out of the fridge, the next day?
9) Game: "Marry, Kill, Bang, Trust in Office" ---- Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Ron DeSantis, BeetleJuice
10) Who's hotter - Marjorie Taylor Greene or The Barbarian from that movie... "Barbarian"?
I'M BACK! : )
1) Is Miss Shirley slaving away in her own kitchen at "Miss Shirley's Cafe"?
2) Do ants think it's fun and exciting when you flick them?
3) Should it be illegal to replace the Jodie Foster's of the world with the Julianne Moore's of the world?
4) Are magicians still cool?
5) At what age do birthday parties become a burden?
6) Is it cheaper to simply get a prostitute?