Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- Monday "Praphit Presents..." - Breakfast/Weekend Recap/Reviews/Bmore action, AND ME
- Tuesday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
- Wednesday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports
- Sat morn "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies
- Sun Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
*special posts: "Tv Ketchup" and ""People, Sports, YES!"
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
SHARK WINS 4
TURNER AND SPLOOSH 3
NO, IT'S SNOT 3
A VERY PRAPHIT CHRISTMAS
Paranormal Crapper 2
That Sounds Kinda Rapey (Game Show)
Kung fu Ninja Zombies
And That's the Weather!
Who's Life is it Anyway?
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Zombie Bruce Lee VS Rick Grimes
Zombie Tupac vs Jason Whitlock
Fergie vs that other bitch (who stole her gig)
M&M's vs Tucker Carlson AND the Praphitic Director's CUT
Darth Vader vs Porky Pig
Praphit vs PicRights.com Int & Agence France Presse
- The 2023 Booty Wars
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
Yo! NO I will NOT be posting daily updates on Praphit Eyes for NAMIcon. I'll explain why (if I remember :) this weekend. I will still be doing a NAMI post on Sunday though.
1) Is Elliot Page a womanizer?
2) Are the sexiest people in the room also the smartest?
3) Are you here for Gospel Rap Battles?
4) Which is more deadly - holding in your sneezes? or holding in your farts?
5) Is the "Fart in your Face" test a proven method to see if someone has COVID?
6) Are you surprised it took this long for the QOTDs to get back to FARTS?
7) Can you move on with your week, unfazed, after eating a friend or family member?
1) Was the creation of the game "Five Minutes to Kill Yourself" more irresponsible than the making of "GTA"?
2) Bianca Censori - A) Not real B) a hostage situation C) sexy bodyguard
3) If you got married at a non-legally binding ceremony, are you really married?
4) ALIENS! - You've got three options: A) Play "Friend or Foe" - a series of tests to become their friend (without any info on what "friend" means to them), but if you lose you die horrible? B) Be turned into an Alien Warrior (with no details on what that means)?
or C) Become their Sex Slave (again, with no details on what that means)?
1) Would you rather get bit by a radioactive spider or a radioactive pig?
2) Do you want to see Pregnant Spider-Woman give birth to thousands of spiders?
3) Who's the best actor out of all of the Spider-Man movies?
4) Which story would you most like to see - A sitcom of Doctor Octopus' family, who all share his power/tentacles?
"Aunt May's Sexy Ass Adventures"? "Mary Jane: How High?", or a Spider-Musical led by Lady Gaga?
5) Could Bruno Mars make a song called "Pooping Out the Window" work?
6) Would he be as successful if his name were "Burno Mars"?
7) Better name - Mike Malone? or Michael Malone?
Soooooo, Idk when we'll be having that PW release party! SORRY : ( Things have been a lil crazy around here, as some of y'all know. BUT, as soon as I have a SOLID date, I'll let y'all know.
1) Are revelations of secret babies ever a good thing?
2) Would a show called "Your Secret Babies" hosted by Will Smith be a great show?
3) Should you be ordering pizza while in the act of leading worship at church?
4) Should Netflix be allowed to shoot those who are stealing from them?
5) Have you ever forgotten whose ass you're supposed to beat?
6) Where are Mike Pence's lips?
1) True or False - we're now closer to banging robots than ever before?
2) If anyone is already banging robots, it's Elon Musk?
3) Best opposite saying to "Go Woke Go Broke" - "Stay Sleep, Wet your Beak."?, "Stay Sleep, Stay Cheap."?, "Stay Sleep, be a Creep."?, or "Stay Sleep, jerk your Meat"?
4) Are we being scammed by tolls?
5) Praphit's Pick #1 - Is this Super Creepy?, Super Creepy Insensitive? F*cked up?, OR incredible art?
1) Is "Snuggles" a good name for a night club?
2) Can one have "hat hair" if they're bald?
3) Who would make the best new MK character?: Shaq? Oprah? Dr. Fauci? or COVID-19?
4) Could you beat your boss in a street fight?
5) Are all of the characters on the show "Succession" going straight to Hell?
6) Would Praphit get out of hand with a license to kill?
May random Furrrrr
1) If there are naked old people around, are you looking?
2) Does the "Fast X" trailer give you chills?
3) Will Jason Momoa's character in "Fast X" be best friends with Dominic Toretto by the end of the movie?
4) Is Selena Gomez's kidney donor playing the "but I donated my kidney to save your life" card a lil too much?
5) Is there such a thing as an accidental booty grab?
1) Would "The Little Mermaid" be a better LIVE ACTION story if Ariel were dragging men into the water, stuffing seaweed up their asses, and eating their nipples?
2) With no context /pitch- better business idea "Booty Patch"? or "Feels on Wheels"?
3) Does Michael Shannon have the biggest eyeballs in the biz?
4) Is everyone doing it?
5) Are you here for "Beetlejuice 2"?
6) Can you be surprised, but not shocked?
Sup, y'all! Soooooooo, unfortunately, I will not be able to participate in the shows in Miami. Got some matters in Bmore to deal with that can't be put off. Sorry for the inconvenience. I'll do what I can to make it up some time this year.
If you have questions, hit me up via email. Thanks!
1) Do all people who work in hospitals get "sexy points"?
2) Do all scrubs conceal massive amounts of B.O.?
3) Do you ever say to yourself, "I'd like to learn more about poop?"
4) Is it impossible for people with big heads to look good in fedoras?
5) Would you date someone who tells you that they're transforming into "The Red Dragon"?
6) Does Kevin Feige hate James Gunn?
7) Does the cast of Guardians hate Vin Diesel?
8) Are you here for "Dave Bautisa, dramatic actor"?
Sorry to do this, y'all, but we're going to have to postpone the PW "Jacob" release party til the 25th.
I'll explain on SoundCloud, but this couldn't be helped. Thanks for your patience and understanding.
1) Do "Aha moments" suck?
2) Is Heidi Klum living a better life than any of us?
3) Do you want Kim Kardashian representing you in court?
Praphit's pick #1 - The Equalizer 3 - and this makes you poop yourself
1) Is the most impressive accomplishment from Biden's term as Prez been the fact that he's still with us?
2) "DONNIE LEMS!" - a name for a special guest on SNL? a juggler? or "a fixer" who's terrible at fixing?
3) Are there short cuts to success?
4) Is Nic Cage that guy who can walk onto any set, say "I'm Nic Muthableepin Cage!", snatch any script out of anyone's hands, and take their role?
1 Is it possible to take a 5 min power tap?
2) Best ally against the forces of darkness? - Gandalf? The Rock? T.D. Jakes? or Oprah?
3) Do people still say "hubba hubba"?
4) Are there any short models?
5) Should we celebrate Earth Day by finding 20 of the worst people on the planet and sacrificing them to Mother Earth for penance?
6) Was that too dark?
7) Or should we get darker ? :)
8) Tucker Carlson is out! - can I get an Amen?!
9) Don Lemon - WTH?!
10) Best NKOTB jam? - "You got it"? "Step by Step"? "This One's for the Children"? or "What the hell is Praphit talking about?"
11) Does an artist in their 40's twerking all over an artist in their 20's JUST to stay relevant in their industry make you sad?
4/12 /23 -
1) Should there be an app that notifies you every time one of your ex's fails, endures minor suffering, or is humiliated?
2) Is it sexist to say that no one asked for the movie "The Marvels"?
3) Is it sexist to say that the movie "The Marvels" needs more balls?
4) Is it sexist to suggest that if we're not getting more balls than could we get some blood & titties?
5) Should Praphit be ashamed by that last clearly sexist, misogynistic, insensitive question?
6) Is it possible for Tim and Praphit to go see "Barbie" the movie without being shamed?
7) Should Praphit let it go, OR invite all who are involved over, point a large fan at everyone, turn that fan on high, and fling as much literal shit at that fan that he can find?
1) Do you eat food when you find hair in it?
2) Have you lost faith in Marvel?
3) If so, which of these directors could get Marvel back on track - Brandon Cronenberg? Stormy Daniels? or Quentin Tarantino?
4) Is it weird to get a tattoo of any human face on your body?
5) Is MIllie Bobby Brown making a mistake?
6) Does the person who objects to the marrying couple at a wedding have any real power?
7) Nick Cannon talking about impregnating Taylor Swift - flattering or unsettling?
Don't forget about the "FUN" release party this Friday!
ANNNNND Movie Night this Saturday :)
1) Is Easter Monday a thing?
2) Is a Holy Ghost Hangover a thing?
3) Praphit's Pick #1 - POSTER for a HORROR MOVIE
4) Did you know that Mike Tyson made a cartoon called "Mike Tyson Mysteries"?
5) Does Mike Tyson know that he made a cartoon called "Mike Tyson Mysteries"?
6) Praphit's Pick #2 - Should this pic of Halle Berry be our new American Flag?
7) Dalai Lama - WTH?!