BLAOW!!!
Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
And introducing "Murder Monday's!"
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins 7
Turner and Sploosh 6
No, It's Snot 6
A Very Praphit Christmas
Paranormal Crapper 5
3rd Annual Praphit Bowl
Your Neighbors are Weird
So you think you can bowl 3
Gary Busey's PeePee time 3
Assholes on Assholes 2
Pablo's a Snitch
The Real Housewives of Baltimore City
Praphit Confessions Season 2: She wanted to hike... in my pants
Are you still hot? season 2
TB dates -
Quentin Tarantino
Lily Phillips
T-Pain
Barney
FIGHTS -
Melania Trump vs Ms Piggy
The Babadook vs It Follows
Doctor Doom vs Dr. Dre
Marvel Zombies vs The Crew of The Pitt
Supergirl vs Elmo
2025 Booty Wars Champion!
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
2025 Comic Stoies:
#10? - I Am Unavoidable
#11 - What's in the toilet?
*archives (pics)
As always, see praphit eyes for old content : )
PRAPHIT NEWS -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that, but... sometimes people go missing.)
*BEEF LIST (updated 1/27) - Trump, All Kate's with a K, most pastors, Ronald McDonald, white liberal bullies imposing their butt-hurtness on artists, IPAs, all of Reddit, all of Twitter ("X" whatever), MAGA people, all Lauren's, most Christopher's, Comcast, dentistry, Kendrick stans, UPS, USAA, Big Bird, Elon Musk, Trump AGAIN, the rich who get richer, Santa Claus, Most Melissa's, and anyone who can't take a joke.
*Praphit is no longer interested in building a petting slaughter zoo.
*Praphit denies his interest in funding penis cream (the cream for those with fractured penises) BUT, he does give shout-outs, thoughts, and prayers to those men AND women out there with fractured penises.
*Praphit shuts down rumors that he is removing the studio bathrooms, and replacing them with a bucket, in order to save money.
*Praphit has officially coined the phrase "turning shit into monkey bread".
*Praphit is pursuing starting a super-charged-rocket-fueled race car league, exclusively for blind people.
*Praphit will continue to walk up and down the halls of the studio building, menacingly holding a baseball bat, asking who got him sick. BUT, he wants everyone to know that he's NOT mad... he just wants to know who did it.
* Praphit imposes tariffs on all workroom, breakroom, and bathroom supplies.
*Praphit denies his interest in starting a sushi restaurant called "Mutant Sushi", but confirms his interest in starting a Christian Cola Company called "Father Fizz" with such flavors as "Raspberry Repentance", "Priestly Pickle", "Prosperity Pineapple", and Hallelujah Honeydew".
* Praphit declares that Sydney Sweeney is the next Meryl Streep
*Praphit confirms that he is indeed buying a monster to unleash in the building. He wants to keep the work days exciting.
* Praphit Productions is seeking to buy the rights to French Fries.
*Praphit has recently displayed interest in turning Praphit Productions into a wrestling federation.
*Praphit advises that you never interfere with his coffee-drinking time-bliss... doing so could result in your immediate expiration. Interpret this however you'd like.
*Many have been inquiring whether or not Praphit Productions will get involved with a new company called "Build-A-Bitch". There has not yet been any comment.
* Anyone who places a suggestion in the suggestion box will definitely, totally, for sure NOT be chased into an alleyway and shanked
*Praphit Productions may or may not become the home for Baltimore's Best Fight Club
*Praphit has confirmed that IT IS indeed what it IS.
*And "Jack Harlow is ASS." - technically, Jack Harlow is no longer relevant enough to be the ASS of music anymore, but until we find a suitable replacement - JACK HARLOW IS STILL ASS
STICKITTOSTAN.COM -
There once was this pastor dude named Stan. We were going to serve together in worship to God.
He stopped believing in me as a partner for stupid reasons.
I forgive him, but... it's a thing that happened... it sucked.
Now, I'm more motivated to do the things we were going to do together.
Not out of spite, but out of a worshipful spirit that says "My God CAN do it, and He CAN use someone like me, even if the Stans of the world have given up on me."
I want to create a space for those types of stories as encouragement.
I'm not sure what that'll look like, but I'm starting here, and hopefully posting article/other's stories here (weekly) as encouragement to others.
LET'S STICK IT TO THE STANS OF THE WORLD :)
#1 - THE STAN : MY Stan
BITCH MOVE: Abandoning me (PRAPHIT) and our ministry together for dumbass reasons, then ghosting me.
MADE BETTER? : YES. Made me more vigilant not to be like these crappy pastors out here as it pertains to ministry
#2 - THE STAN: The Miami Heat
BITCH MOVE: Not paying Jimmy Butler the money he's earned, and trying to alpha dog him.
MADE BETTER?: TIME WILL TELL. But, he'll be heavily motivated to Stick It To his Stan when he gets on a new team.
#3 - THE STAN: Universal
BITCH MOVE: Everything involving the rap beef (concerning DRAKE)
MADE BETTER?: Yes! Tougher. Smarter. A better rapper. And as of today, released "Some Sexy Songs 4 U" with PARTYNEXTDOOR - and it's FIRE!
#4 - THE STAN: Racists
BITCH MOVE: HATING on Captain America: Brave New World - for reasons that include racism. A team of a black man, a Latino, and an Israeli woman kicking ass and being against the American president in the movie.
MADE BETTER? : YEP! This movie has made crazy bank world-wide!
#5 - THE STAN: NYPD
BITCH MOVE: Giving one of their officers shit for having a video of them twerking around a stripper role in a rap video leak. They're not exactly rallying around her.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. I haven't read any comments from her yet, but I think the whole thing is blown out of proportion. As long as she's a good cop, who cares. I live in Baltimore. Cops here do FAR worse things.
#6 - THE STAN: Sports Media
BITCH MOVE: Not giving Bronny James a chance or considering his difficult sitch to grow.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. But, he's definitely got potential. Who cares if LeBron used his influence to help him out; what parent wouldn't, if they had the opportunity?? I'm rooting for him. Not just for his sake, but also so the sports media will have to eat it :)
#7 - THE STAN: The writers of "The Last of Us" (spoiler alert)
BITCH MOVE: Kill Joel in the show like they do in the game... not changing things up and allowing him to spread his murderous, guilt ridden wings.
MADE BETTER?: Well, he's dead, BUT his ghost will haunt the show for the rest of its days unless they can find an actor of Pedro Pascal's caliber. SO TAKE THAT! STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! BLAOW! :)
#8 - THE STAN: NBA fans and media
BITCH MOVE: not believing in The Knicks, and thinking that they're going to get beat down by The Celtics
MADE BETTER?: The Knicks used that disrespect to fuel their trip to the 2025 Eastern Conference Finals... bitches!
#9 - James Gunn!
#10 - THE STAN : QB evaluators
BITCH MOVE: "Evaluating" that Lamar Jackson would never be a good quarterback
MADE BETTER?: Well, he got big money, makes big plays, rocks big stats, won 2 MVP awards, and just might win a SuperBowl this season. So yeah... EAT IT, evaluators!
#11 - THE STAN: Pastor Josh
BITCH MOVE: Ghosting your Praphit due to some butthurtness (I guess... can't be sure cuz HE WAS GHOSTED)
MADE BETTER?: God made the praphit awesome. By grace he was awesome before he met Josh, and by grace he's now even more awesome.
MURDER MONDAYS!
#1 - The Blackout
#2 - Prices going up! Judgment dragging them down!
#3 - HELL?
#4 - MARYLAND MURDER MEAT
#5 - WASH YOUR HANDS!
#6 - Insurance butt
#7 - Pablo Gonna Get It
#8 - Zeal & Murder
#9 - Chili Dog Onion Breath
#10 - I smile at my Ax
jannyrandytakethecaseDave!
1/28/26 -
QOTD
1) Which of these Ryan Reynolds insults are the best? : A) Malignant, lazy-lidded in stupidity and darkness? B) Thoroughbred Predatory Fraudster? or C) An Inexplicably Toxic Mess?
2) Should we forgive Ye?
3) When you hear "Soup and Nuts" do you think of sweaty balls?
4) Is the term "Leader of Men" something that one can put on their resume without looking like douche?
5) In the reboot of Highlander, should Henry Cavill's character at some point get beheaded by a character played by Liam Hemsworth?
6) Does Praphit Productions need to "Sex it up!"
1/27/26 -
QOTD
1) Should you ever trust a big butt and a smile?
2) Should The Rock win an Oscar simply for how jacked he was in "The Smashing Machine"?
3) Which old ass video game should be the next rebooted movie franchise - A) Mega Man?
B) Crash Bandicoot? C) Duck Hunt? or D) Pong?
1/26/26 -
QOTD -
1) Should Dr Martin Luther King Jr have his own sneakers?
2) Is LeBron a narcissist?
3) Are any entertainers sane?
4) Are there better options for Kevin James' hair other than bald?
1/23/26-
Yooooooo!
Sooooo!
We will be monitoring the snow to decide whether or not to have Movie/Fight Night at the Bmore Studio OR via Discord.
Even if we do meet at the studio (which I doubt), the option will still be available to join us online.
BUT, That Prayer Thang, is still on for tomorrow early afternoon:)
Hit me up, if you have any questions.
Much love! Stay safe!
1/22/26 -
Sup??!
It's been a great week back!
Thanks to Tim for holding things down.
Movie Night / Fight night is on regardless of any bad winter weather this weekend. We just might have to rock it via Discord.
"That Prayer Thang" we'll play by ear.
Bible study will be tomorrow morning instead of tonight. I'll send out links. Lmk if you want in.
Thanks!
1/1/26 -
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bros and Hoes, your Praphit is officially on HIATUS.
Any questions, track down Tim. I'll be back in 2 to 4 weeks... maybe :)
Love y'all!