BLAOW!!!
Praphit news, posts, games, and generally keeping in touch with us :
ON THE REG -
Soundcloud posts: (every other week)
- every other Thursday "That's Craptastic!" - praphitic ranting on pop culture and sports.
- every other Friday "Praphit Presents... " - Bmore action and... Storytelling?
- Sat mornings "Praphit's Last Word" - recap of nonsense/Asshole of the Week/Top Songs and Movies, and a praphitic last word
- every other Sunday "Music and Shiiiii" - whimsical music reviews and news
every other Sunday Afternoon "The Troof!" - a lil sumthin for my Christian brothers and sisters
And introducing "Murder Monday's!"
BLAOW BELOW:
Short Stories & Nonsense! -
Shark Wins! 6
Turner and Sploosh 5
No, It's SNOT! 5
A Very Krampy Praphit Christmas
Paranormal Crapper 4
"That's My Bitch!" (a prison sitcom)
2nd Annual Praphit Bowl
So You Think You Can Bowl 2
Gary Busey's Pee Pee Time! 2
Assholes on Assholes
SKIP SO CRAZY
Bobbing for Snakes!
Praphit Confessions: Racist Ass Melissa
"Are you still hot?"
TB (Taco Bell) DATES!
Joe Rogan
Trump
Diddy
Hawk Tuah
FIGHTS:
Caitlin Clark vs Angel Reese
Bruce Wayne VS Clark Kent
Rhea Ripley and Britney Griner vs 100 Little People
Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul 2
2025 Booty Wars Champion!
THE PRAPHAVERSE : )
-The Praphit Issue #1
-The Story of Gaseous Clay Issue #1 (Celine, Woman!, LIZ)
- EGO the DS issue #1
- The Praphit Issue #2 - "The Team-Up"
- Well Actually Man (and Carrie Underwood) - #1
- Praphit Comics Update #1 - BFP Powers!
2024 Comic stories:
Feb - BACK! SPLADOW!
2025 Comic Stoies:
#10? - I Am Unavoidable
*archives (pics)
PRAPHIT NEWS -
* Praphit forbids his studio people to go bowling, saying "It's gross!"
*Punishments are BACK!
*Praphit is now allowing 3 coughs/sneezes in the studio per day, as long as they're dry. More than 3 or wetness may result in your disappearance (not that he'd have anything to do with that, but... sometimes people go missing.)
*BEEF LIST (updated 7/2) - Trump, All Kate's with a K, most pastors, Ronald McDonald, white liberal bullies imposing their butt-hurtness on artists, IPAs, all of Reddit, all of Twitter ("X" whatever), MAGA people, all Lauren's, all Christopher's, All Darren's, dentistry, Kendrick stans, Big Bird, Elon Musk, Most Melissa's, and anyone who can't take a joke.
*Praphit is no longer interested in building a petting slaughter zoo.
*Praphit denies his interest in funding penis cream (the cream for those with fractured penises) BUT, he does give shout-outs, thoughts, and prayers to those men AND women out there with fractured penises.
*Praphit shuts down rumors that he is removing the studio bathrooms, and replacing them with a bucket, in order to save money.
*Praphit has officially coined the phrase "turning shit into monkey bread".
*Praphit is pursuing starting a super-charged-rocket-fueled race car league, exclusively for blind people.
* Praphit imposes tariffs on all workroom, breakroom, and bathroom supplies.
* Praphit declares that Sydney Sweeney is the next Meryl Streep
*Praphit is imposing a slap tax (10 bucks for each time that people make him slap them).
*Praphit confirms that he is indeed buying a monster to unleash in the building. He wants to keep the work days exciting.
* Praphit Productions is seeking to buy the rights to French Fries.
*Praphit has recently displayed interest in turning Praphit Productions into a wrestling federation.
* Anyone who places a suggestion in the suggestion box will definitely, totally, for sure NOT be chased into an alleyway and shanked
*Praphit has confirmed that IT IS indeed what it IS.
*And Jack Harlow is STILL ASS.
STICKITTOSTAN.COM -
There once was this pastor dude named Stan. We were going to serve together in worship to God.
He stopped believing in me as a partner for stupid reasons.
I forgive him, but... it's a thing that happened... it sucked.
Now, I'm more motivated to do the things we were going to do together.
Not out of spite, but out of a worshipful spirit that says "My God CAN do it, and He CAN use someone like me, even if the Stans of the world have given up on me."
I want to create a space for those types of stories as encouragement.
I'm not sure what that'll look like, but I'm starting here, and hopefully posting article/other's stories here (weekly) as encouragement to others.
LET'S STICK IT TO THE STANS OF THE WORLD :)
#1 - THE STAN : MY Stan
BITCH MOVE: Abandoning me (PRAPHIT) and our ministry together for dumbass reasons, then ghosting me.
MADE BETTER? : YES. Made me more vigilant not to be like these crappy pastors out here as it pertains to ministry
#2 - THE STAN: The Miami Heat
BITCH MOVE: Not paying Jimmy Butler the money he's earned, and trying to alpha dog him.
MADE BETTER?: TIME WILL TELL. But, he'll be heavily motivated to Stick It To his Stan when he gets on a new team.
#3 - THE STAN: Universal
BITCH MOVE: Everything involving the rap beef (concerning DRAKE)
MADE BETTER?: Yes! Tougher. Smarter. A better rapper. And as of today, released "Some Sexy Songs 4 U" with PARTYNEXTDOOR - and it's FIRE!
#4 - THE STAN: Racists
BITCH MOVE: HATING on Captain America: Brave New World - for reasons that include racism. A team of a black man, a Latino, and an Israeli woman kicking ass and being against the American president in the movie.
MADE BETTER? : YEP! This movie has made crazy bank world-wide!
#5 - THE STAN: NYPD
BITCH MOVE: Giving one of their officers shit for having a video of them twerking around a stripper role in a rap video leak. They're not exactly rallying around her.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. I haven't read any comments from her yet, but I think the whole thing is blown out of proportion. As long as she's a good cop, who cares. I live in Baltimore. Cops here do FAR worse things.
#6 - THE STAN: Sports Media
BITCH MOVE: Not giving Bronny James a chance or considering his difficult sitch to grow.
MADE BETTER?: Time will tell. But, he's definitely got potential. Who cares if LeBron used his influence to help him out; what parent wouldn't, if they had the opportunity?? I'm rooting for him. Not just for his sake, but also so the sports media will have to eat it :)
#7 - THE STAN: The writers of "The Last of Us" (spoiler alert)
BITCH MOVE: Kill Joel in the show like they do in the game... not changing things up and allowing him to spread his murderous, guilt ridden wings.
MADE BETTER?: Well, he's dead, BUT his ghost will haunt the show for the rest of its days unless they can find an actor of Pedro Pascal's caliber. SO TAKE THAT! STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! BLAOW! :)
#8 - THE STAN: NBA fans and media
BITCH MOVE: not believing in The Knicks, and thinking that they're going to get beat down by The Celtics
MADE BETTER?: The Knicks used that disrespect to fuel their trip to the 2025 Eastern Conference Finals... bitches!
MURDER MONDAYS!
#1 - The Blackout
#2 - Prices going up! Judgment dragging them down!
#3 - HELL?
#4 - MARYLAND MURDER MEAT
#5 - WASH YOUR HANDS!
julyadversity1
7/2/25 QOTD-
1) Why would Marvel introduce Mephisto (Sacha Baron Cohen) in a show that no one is going to watch?
2) Which of these acts from GTA do you wish you could do regularly in real life? A) steal cars? B) murder? C) make deals with shady people? or D) mugging sprees?
3) Is Wes Moore full o shit?
4) Is it possible to say that you like and respect someone, while also saying that they're full of shit?
5) Can you have a 4th of July celebration without hot dogs?
7/1/25 -
QOT(yester)D:
1) Do we need to A) throw Science at the problem? B) Throw faith at the problem? or C) Throw pretty white man Ryan Gosling at the problem?
2) Would you rather go see a Post Malone and Jelly Roll concert OR see Post Malone's smiling, tatted face on a box of delicious Jelly Rolls?
3) Is fast food made with love?
4) Paul Walker is BACK! - yay or nay?
5) Would you leave your spouse and marry an AI bot?
QOTD -
1) Is Sydney Sweeney's bath water sprinkled soap as American as it gets?
2) Is that water of hers from when she first gets in or after she's been soaking in her own juices for a while?
3) Does it matter?
4) Is AOC ruining everything?
5) Would you drink Sydney Sweeney's bath water for a night alone with her?
6) Would you buy AOC's bath water soap?
7) Would you buy Ryan Gosling's bath water soap?
8) Do people still take a bath?
randoJay2crazynomo
6/24/25 -
Hola! No, Deeply tonight. Sorry, fam, but Raze and I are WAY behind. Gotta shake it tonight to keep the lights on :)
See y'all this weekend!
6/18/25 -
In MN, people! I love it here! Be back on Friday!
QOTD -
1) What's more impressive - Lady Gaga ,with all of her talents, touring the world, sharing her music with millions of fans? OR Addison Rae, with none of that talent, touring the world, sharing her music with millions of fans?
2) Will America ever get to the place where we don't judge our hoes?
3) Are our snacks cheating us?
4) "ARE OUR" - yay or nay?
5) Hey, Israel.... WTH?!
6) Would you be okay, if the government took our guns, but gave us all of the metal chairs to attack each other with, that we want?
6/17/25 -
QOTD -
1) Which of these duos best fit the description of "Current King & Queen of POP"? A) Drake & Taylor Swift? B) Chappell Roan & Benson Boone? C) Sabrina Carpenter & Post Malone? or D) Racist Ass Morgan Wallen & Glorilla?
2) Is "Sabrina Carpenter" the name of someone who works in Sales?
3) Better name for a wrestler - "Post Malone" or "Taylor Swift"?
4) Does Olivia Rodrigo look like she fights dirty, but still loses?
5) What happened to Ice Spice?
6) When it comes time to choose instruments for band class, and your kid aggressively pursues the French horn, have you failed as a parent?
6/16/25 -
Headed to MN this week! Thanks so much for all of your support!
QOTD -
1) What did Melania get Trump for his birthday? A) Actually had dinner with him (cooked by "the help" which is what they call them)? B) 30 seconds of sexy-time, while she wears a Putin mask? (well, Trump believes that it's her... but it's really her paid double) or C) Bakes him a cake that's terrible on purpose... you can taste the resentment?
2) Is deeming someone part of your "Drunkard Hall of Fame" truly an honor?
3) Is water boring?
4) Who would you least like your teenage child to date: A) An MMA fighter? B) An artist? C) a stripper? or D) a minister?
5) When you think of the word "pride" do you immediately think of the word "gay"?
JuranBBBdomne
MAYLASTRANDYKNICKERBOCKERS!
6/13/25 -
ON VACATION THIS WEEKEND! - PEACE, LOVE, & FUNKINESS!
6/4/25 -
Still in South Carolina! - thanks for all of the support! : )
QOTD -
1) Does America have too much respect for comedians?
2) Which club does Elon Musk look like he's the most into? A) Fight Club? B) Strip Club? C) Chicken Club? or D) Golf Club?
3) Who has the best chance of making a PR comeback? A) Diddy? B) Elon Musk? C) Kanye? or D) Kamala Harris?
4) Have you ever seen an Ice Cream WOMAN?
5) Does the ice cream truck's music make you want to kill people?
6/3/25 -
QOTD -
1) Would you hire CoCo the Cocaine Clown for your 4 year old's birthday party?
2) Person who says "Check out my socials." -they're a jerk, right?
3) Is Bono boring?
6/2/25 -
This week: South Carolina! --- also, I haven't put it on the schedule yet, but... DEEPLY SESSIONS on Sunday!- maybe the French place :)
QOTD -
1) Fungal Toe - yay or nay?
2) Is Fungal Toe a kink?
3) Are strait-jackets coming back in style?
4) Is "In A Violent Nature" overrated?
5/21/25 -
OFF TO CHICAGO!
QOTD -
1) Do cool nerds exist?
2) Is there a saint of bullshit? If not, should there be?
The Weeknd should A) Keep making crappy "Rnb" music? B) Keep forcing us to watch crappy acting? C) Try Rock n Roll? D) Start a podcast ?- take Joe Budden down!
3) If you find a partner who loves the smell of your farts, have you found a winner?
5/20/25 -
QOTD -
1) What would make The Last of Us Season 2 better? : A) Blood & Titties? B) Fart Jokes? C) Ellie falling off of a cliff to her immediate, comedically sudden death? or D) Dina's baby being infected and eating its way through Dina's stomach, and then popping out of (now dead) Dina's remains, then walking in slomo towards the camera to the music of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?
2) Does Season 3 of The Last of Us need a lovable racist?
3) Is there such a thing as a lovable racist?
4) Would Ellie be more likable if she sucked at guitar?
5) Would the last episode of The Last of Us season 2 have been better if they had cast The Rock as Catherine O'Hara's husband?
6) Would the last episode of TLOUS2 have been better if they had cast Chris Rock as Catherine O'Hara's husband?
5/19/25 -
Headed to Chicago this week!
Back in time for "Dranks with The Praphit" and Movie Night!
QOTD -
1) Who's the bigger piece of shit: Diddy? or Ye?
2) Who would you rather have protecting your streets? : A) The Punisher? B) Batman? C) Peggin' Poppins?! or D) Deadpool?
3) What should Tom Cruise get into next? A) Slapstick Comedy? B) Horror? or C) Just keep doing Mission Impossible movies until he gets himself killed?
May1stbitofrandnonsensewherebitch?
5/7/25 -
Off to Nashville :)
QOTD -
1) Is any game worth 100 bucks?
2) Is GTA 6 going to make our society a little more terrible?
3) Have you ever shouted "GO JESUS GO JESUS GO!" ?
4) Best place to pee: A) In an alleyway? B) In the woods? C) In the pool? D) Off of a rooftop? or E) In a coffee pot?
5/6/25 -
QOTD -
1) Racist Ass Melissa as our new Comic book villain -yay? or nay?
2) Best cure for racism? - A) Jesus? B) a slap to the face? or C) being fed to the monster?
3) Would you date a 115 year old?
4) Are apples boring?
5) If you don't like this season of "The Last of Us" you are: A) Homophobic? B) Sexist? C) A Gaming Nerd who needs to grow up, quit smoking weed, take a shower, get laid, take another shower, and get a job?
or D) A horndog for Pedro, who will never forgive the writers for sticking to the game's story material, and now you're forced to watch old episodes with Pedro in it, so that you can get your sexy juices flowing for your lover, cuz that's the only thing that does it for you now, AND you've been praying for the show's downfall, but wait... who's this Jeffrey Wright guy? You think to yourself "Maybe", but for now you're still filled with hatred?
5/5/25 -
Reminder that we'll be in Nashville this week : )
QOTD -
1) Is it time to start rooting for the dinosaurs in these Jurassic Movies?
2) Should it be bigger news (news at all) that Scarjo is finally doing a movie with black man in it?
3) Is JLH (Jennifer Love Hewiit) on the verge of a comeback?
4) Best name for the villain in "I Know What You Did Last Summer" A) The Fisherman? B) Hook Guy? or C) Captain Knowy?
5) Do good guys exists any more?
bitchofanaudienceinapril
4/23/25 -
NO BIBLE STUDY TOMORROW NIGHT.
Sorry :(
We'll be in NY til Friday night.
QOTD -
JESUS QUESTIONS (from "Jesus and Spaghetti") - I'll answer them on PLW this Saturday.
1) Do Christians believe in ghosts?
2) Where does Satan live?
3) Was Christianity forced on African Americans?
4) Where does God live?
5) Would Jesus have forgiven Joel (from Last of Us)?
1) Who's winning between Star Wars and Star Trek?
2) Someone who says out loud , "Lord give me strength." - do you feel more or less safe around them?
3) Would you put your brain in a robot body?
4/21 & 4/22 QOTD - ALSO.... headed to NY this week. Thanks for the support :)
1) Do you want a graphic space baby birthing scene in FF?
2) Are you going to be mad if Galactus doesn't step on at least one person in FF?
3) Should The Thing be a fighter option in the next Mortal Kombat game?
4) Is Katy Perry going through a midlife crisis?
5) Are there enough great white rappers for a Mount Rushmore?
6) Does Miley Cyrus make your butt itch?
7) Does anyone accused of rape ever say "Yeah, I did it. I'm a piece of shit. Lock me away." ?
8) Is everyone's cursive crap?
9) Are WWE wrestlers the best athletes in the world?
10) Hey, Last of Us.... WTH?!